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I'm sorry you look like the product of Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler having unprotected sex.
 
I'm sorry I don't find animals (and you by extension) sexually attractive. No pity fuck for you!
 
I'm sorry I didn't watch your show more. I remember liking what I did watch.
 
I'm sorry you eat food from trashcans.
 
I'm sorry that you were rendered on a 25 year old crappy SGI workstation.
 
I'm sorry you have that blank stare.
 
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