applecat's Post Ranking Service!

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I've always wanted to be recognized for my cwckiforum accomplishments and to be showered with praise and respect. With this service I'm sure I'll succeed! :D
 
Testimony: "Thanks to Applecat's post ranking service, I am not longer a fat jealous autistic loser, but rather a skinny, confident neurotypical winner, that's right, it is scientifically proven that this service will also help you to lose weight, get the significant other of your dreams, gain lots of friends, cure autism, and more! (and yes, that is totally not an asspull, I'm serious!)

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Este servicio es terrible. Yo tengo la paquete premio, y los autísticos seguir con las ataques personales. Chinga te, Señora Applecat, y tus pinche mentiras.

Y que nunca recibió mis tacos.
 
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You will notice that all of the members who have subscribed to my service have been rated Winners. That is because anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who subscribes to the applecat Method can become a Winner among Winners!

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Here's a big Winner hi-five for all of you!
 
Applecat's Post Ranking Services got me my sweetheart from the ground up.
I used to be a virgin with rage like OPL, until I met and I lost my virginity to my heartsweet.
We had the hanky panky, and it was awesome. His duck was so fantastic against my china.
I would recommend Applecat's Post Ranking Services to anybody! Maybe you can find your sweetheart from the ground up too!

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Applecat's post ranking service has changed my life in so many ways for the better. Being socially awesome and cool is no longer a pipe dream and "All female hands on me!" is something I can say unironically. In fact, her service is so good it will cure your autism.

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Liquid Squirtle said:
Applecat's post ranking service has changed my life in so many ways for the better. Being socially awesome and cool is no longer a pipe dream and "All female hands on me!" is something I can say unironically. In fact, her service is so good it will cure your autism.

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True fact: Donatello was the Ninja Turtle with the most Informative ratings.
 
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