Happy birthday, Chris.
As a connoisseur of odd and eccentric folks, I can confidently say I've never encountered anyone quite like you. With
Jace & Co. now revealed as an epic, brilliant hoax, you now have no
real competition as the most
unintentionally entertaining individual on the Netz. Your antics have given me many hours of amusement and bemusement alike, and although I've been appalled by your criminality and generally antisocial doings, I have no

ian hostility towards you, and would actually be pleased if ,through some miracle, you gave up Lolcowdom, learned some basic social skills, got out of Babs' clutches, started a proper career, and gained the love of a good woman.
Until then, though, may your 33rd be filled with mirth and merriment, and a minimum of Ween-attacks. Salut!