[April Fools / Shitty Joke] Dynastia

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I hereby challenge @Hellblazer to contest me in the sport of kings.

THE TERMS ;
Next time @Hellblazer catches and locks one of my shit-threads in less than 3 hours of it being posted, he gets to bann me from Kiwi Farms. If I can make six consecutive shit-threads that Hellblazer fails to catch and lock in time, I have won the match and Hellblazer is compelled apon his honour as a gentleman to post a big announcement at the top of Disco informing everyone that he deliberately shits his own pants for sexual gratification.

The stakes have never been higher...

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Dynastia said:
I hereby challenge @Hellblazer to contest me in the sport of kings.

THE TERMS ;
Next time @Hellblazer catches and locks one of my shit-threads in less than 3 hours of it being posted, he gets to bann me from Kiwi Farms. If I can make six consecutive shit-threads that Hellblazer fails to catch and lock in time, I have won the match and Hellblazer is compelled apon his honour as a gentleman to post a big announcement at the top of Disco informing everyone that he deliberately shits his own pants for sexual gratification.

The stakes have never been higher...
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I dislike this bet. You might get banned. I think Hellblazer is too good.

I don't think this forum would be the same without you. What you do may be mischief, but it is actually funny and I will miss it.
 
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Dynastia said:
I might be banned. And Hellblazer might announce to all of disco that he deliberately shits his pants for sexual gratification.

The stakes have never been higher!!!!

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If you do this, when I am declared Halal and have a Conner like thread - who will turn me into an emotional shell of a person devoid of hope or meaning. Catparty may ask me if I am gay and call me a faggot and drop my embarrassing twitter posts. Smutley may disclose all of my embarrassing Wrong Planet postings. Cuddlebug might even go through the chatlogs and humiliate me that way. Nirxachit may even make a doom mod for me. It won't be the same!

But who will be the one to be the destroyer of all that I am and carve me into pieces?

There won't be anyone to make me think they are a member of the opposite sex and for me to ask for Vag Pics. I won't have anyone to say hihihihihihihihihihihihihi to.

It just won't be the same. Having @Hellblazer admit that he deliberately shits his pants is too low of a return. At least ask him to relinquish mod privileges.
 
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you know? i kinda wanna see this happen. i won't lie tho, i'm rooting for dynastia. if you win this bet, you'll go from second rate shitposter to the reigning king of shitposting.
 
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