Are Chris and Barb sharing the same wardrobe?

[FramerGirl420]

I doubt they share clothes. I guess occasionally he'll swipe a few of Barb's shirts and whatnot, but for the most part I think he uses a teensy bit of his to purchase clothing from Goodwill's women's section. Reasoning? He wants to come across as a fun n' flirty Tomgirl, while Barb's wardrobe seems to mostly consist of "I've given up on life (and rightfully so)"-esque clothing.
And since Barb has dropped a lot of weight (unless she's gained it back?) I'm sure they could fit in the same size clothes. But I still picture Chris wanting to have his own perverse collection of mini-skirts to choose from.

 

[The Joker]

I also recall in one of his screencap epics he claimed his classic striped polos were his old fashion. Knowing what he know now about the Chandlers, I seriously wonder if a lot of his old clothes are just covered in mites and impossible to wear, having to know resort to wearing Barb's clothing. It's kind of psychotic to think about though if that is the case.

More than likely he's just too fat for his older clothes. I wouldn't put it past Chris to have a subconscious ulterior motive behind tomgirl to also justify buying a new wardrobe so he wouldn't have to call himself fat.

On Facebook he is whining about losing weight and getting ass pats from Anna and co. Telling what a good job he's doing. In reality he is fatter than he ever was and his blood pressure is through the roof, but he blames that on da evil trolls.

 

[hm yeah]

I think the better question is what do Chris and Barb DON't share.

Dey shared dee en aaaayyy an' truennhoness lub n' relayshunships

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I remember it was mentioned he was a 42....but is that his band size or the actual bra size? Because I can imagine he's gotten bigger since he was measured last.

My assumption was that 42 was his band size. If he's gained weight around his chest, the band size has probably gotten bigger due to his chest getting wider. No word on what the cup size is, but my money is on B.

 

[Christ-Chan]

My assumption was that 42 was his band size. If he's gained weight around his chest, the band size has probably gotten bigger due to his chest getting wider. No word on what the cup size is, but my money is on B.

On the subject of bra sizes (from here):

There is considerable debate on the average size of the female breast. Forty-four percent of American women are B cup size, and an additional 28 percent are C cup size, according to BreastOptions.com. Less than 1 percent of the female population has a breast size larger than a D cup. Time Magazine pegs the average breast size at 36C. LiveScience.com also reports an increase in the average size of breasts from 34B to 36C since 1995, although there is no explanation for the increase in size.

I don't think he'll go beyond a B either, but if he does then by heck his bossom will be downright average!

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I am not sure about that. Maybe glasses they share, but even in the Tomgirl phase, Chris doesn't share her fashion sense.



But still, I would probably believe it.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Still...a 42B is pretty ridiculous for a guy. It's actually depressing that he has to even get measured for a bra to begin with. Speaking of his Fascination with women's clothes.....I wonder how barb reacts to him wearing sports bras? I mean, especially the one that says want woman! She must've seen him leave with that stupid get up on.

 

[SoniBlu]

Come to think of it, I'm surprised there hasn't been a stronger reaction to the whole Tomgirl thing from Barb yet. Or did I simply miss it?

 

[Zim]

Come to think of it, I'm surprised there hasn't been a stronger reaction to the whole Tomgirl thing from Barb yet. Or did I simply miss it?

They got pretty mad at him. Especially Bob. He's toned down his tomgirl thing so Barb might not care so much anymore. Hell, Barb might even be brushing his long, flowing locks now for all I know.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I don't think there really hasn't been much of a reaction from barb...or at least anything worthwhile.

EDIT: I lied....I just haven't been paying enough attention apparently lol

 

[Christ-Chan]

Come to think of it, I'm surprised there hasn't been a stronger reaction to the whole Tomgirl thing from Barb yet. Or did I simply miss it?

You mean like her threatning to kill him, her being scared he will kill [/i] her, the fear that he's turning gay and the fact that she cut off his hair?

 

[Watcher]

the fear that he's turning gay

That cat's out of the bag

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[sea panther]

On the subject of bra size, if anything, his cup size will just get smaller as he gets wider, unless he starts collecting more fat in his manboobies (but it seems to be going mostly into his neck). Cup size is just the difference between your rib measurement and your bust measurement.

He's said in the past he's a "42" bust" but whether he's referring to his actual bust measurement or band measurement is up for grabs. Band would make more sense, but it wouldn't be the first time Chris has fucked up what he thinks he's saying.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I never noticed before now that Barb's glasses have the crayola treatment, she clearly doesn't care about public image anymore. It wouldn't surprise me if some of Chris's current shirts are his mom's, seeing as how he seems to have ditched the clown shirts. If he's too cheap to buy decent clothes he probably hasn't bothered to buy any at all.