Are Cossacks based?

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Personally I like Cossacks, eh is a cool guy, kills Tsarists and doesn't afraid of anything.
Cossacks are something I've read a bit about back in the day. Basically, the situation is this. Russia starts out kind of in the center and north of what it is now, originally had the more northerly parts of Ukraine too. There's the vast Eurasian steppe stretching from, like, Hungary to Manchuria, and in that chaotic environment lots of frontiersman wind up mingling out there. Add in a bunch of runaway serfs (serfdom being something that in Russia gets WORSE over time until becoming de facto slavery by the 1800s) and there's the beginnings of a unique ethnic groups of White Christian horse nomads, the Cossacks. And White horse nomads are obviously pretty based.

These horse people for a long time rampage around southern Ukraine, terrorizing Russians, Poles, and Persians. At one point the Polish king fucks with a loyal Cossack noble and forces him to rebel, during which his band shoahs 50 million Polish Jews but also cripples the Polish-Lithuanian state (very not based) which was the best thing in Europe besides the Netherlands at the time. Later on, Cossacks launch a massive uprising, same time as the American Revolution, by a nutter claiming to secretly be the dead tsar in disguise and try to undo serfdom (based).

Later on, the Cossacks are buck broken by the Tsars and turned into like a frontier gendarmerie, pushing the settlement of Siberia (based). Then during WW1 they side with the Whites (based) and then get basically culturally-genocided in a similar manner to what Americans did to Indians.

Now Cossacks are both an important feature of Ukrainian identity (gay) but most of the Cossack LARPers (the direct Russian equivalent to being a 1% Cherokee princess) are Putinist thugs (based?).
 
I guess to make a comparison to us westerners, Cossacks can be compared to Texans and cowboys of Siberia. They expanded the realm by settling and where the frontiersman of the icy desert to prevent the land from being easily conquered by the Asians by having people connected and interested in keeping their land connected to an entity that more or less cared about them
 
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I have more respect for them than the Mongol hordes, although I still think they were pretty barbaric in many cases.
 
Cossack sounds like ballsack, which is gay and not based. Therefore, Cossacks are cringe and wrinkly and sweaty. Just like ballsacks
 
official third reich policy on cossacks was that they are descendants of scandinavian aryans who used to sail the rivers of eastern europe all the way to the black sea.
therefor they are considered based, officially approved by the high council of racism.
 
The Cossacks once got a letter from the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire demanding they lay down their arms and surrender themselves to him. As a response they wrote him a letter calling him a goat fucker and telling him go fuck himself, among various other colorful insults and expletives. This happening was later depicted in a famous painting that I have attached below.

The letter in full is hilarious and I recommend you seek it out and read it for your amusement. So to answer your question, yes in my book that makes the Cossacks based.

edit: yea nevermind, didn't see it had already been mentioned.
 

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There are different kinds of Cossacks some of them are in literal sense Clowns, but there are those who keep tradition and dignity.
 
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