Are ϪG radio frequencies safe?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm looking to switch my home network to ϪG, but I don't want to grow an extra arm or turn gay

 

[Pagan Min]

No idea... Keep us posted if you get a brain tumor from it!

(Seriously, I doubt there's actually any issue with it. Don't see any reason not to upgrade, if it's a faster/better tech for you...)

 

[Your Starter for 10]

There's nothing bad on them that an extra layer of tinfoil won't keep out.

 

[Ed Special]

Speaking as a radio operator, radio and microwave are safe to be exposed to until you get into the range of about ten or so watts, at which point they start to cause RF burns. Anything with a lower frequency/longer wavelength than ~UV-B is non-ionizing and as such will not give you testicular tumors or Covid or any such (((Fox News))) conspiracy theory bullshit.

tl;dr if it's got "radio" in the name and not "ultraviolet" or "x-ray" or "gamma ray", and it doesn't cook a cold turkey left too close to it, it's fine.

 

[salvuserit]

Eh ur probably ok

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

This is a real story, happened to my cousin in Detroit. He had one of these installed and he started growing weird lumps on his thighs. When he went to the doctor the doctor said he was growing teratomas (basically tumors that make you grow teeth, hair, etc in places you aren't supposed to grow them, don't look it up if you value your sanity) and offered him medication for radiation sickness. My cousin threw out his wifi box thingy the same day but it must've been too late because he killed himself later that month.

 

[SCV]

Are the ϪG frequencies ionizing?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This is a real story, happened to my cousin in Detroit. He had one of these installed and he started growing weird lumps on his thighs. When he went to the doctor the doctor said he was growing teratomas (basically tumors that make you grow teeth, hair, etc in places you aren't supposed to grow them, don't look it up if you value your sanity) and offered him medication for radiation sickness. My cousin threw out his wifi box thingy the same day but it must've been too late because he killed himself later that month.

This is a real story, my cousindad was diagnosed with ultra cancer so he slept with seven routers in his bed (and another three surgically implanted into the tumor) and it cured his cancer in 56 hours flat.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

This is a real story, my cousindad was diagnosed with ultra cancer so he slept with seven routers in his bed (and another three surgically implanted into the tumor) and it cured his cancer in 56 hours flat.

It's a classic tale, giving the cancer cancer

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

or turn gay

Too late!

 

[Account]

You are OP and therefore already gay. It might actually turn you straighter.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

You are OP and therefore already gay. It might actually turn you straighter.

Nah, he'll just be gay with extra appendages.