Are Giraffes Sexy? - ...asking for a friend

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Would you fuck a giraffe?

  • No, not under any circumstances.

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • Yes, but only if forced or otherwise coerced.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • No, but I'm possibly open to being fucked by one.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Yes, but only if the giraffe is discrete and doesn't tell anyone.

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • No, and I feel the need to say it twice: No.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Yes, with no restrictions or requirements.

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Total voters
    13

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Do you find giraffes to be sexually attractive? Have you ever looked at a giraffe and thought "This majestic creature is the animal kingdom equivalent of Taylor Swift"?

If not, would you mind sharing why you hold such a brave yet controversial opinion?

And if so, please feel free to share any experiences you may have had regarding the present topic. And also pictures, if you have any.
 
Nah nigga. You ever see one try to give a blow job? Shit makes you feel like a manlet even if you're Shaquille O'Neal.
 
Do you find giraffes to be sexually attractive? Have you ever looked at a giraffe and thought "This majestic creature is the animal kingdom equivalent of Taylor Swift"?

If not, would you mind sharing why you hold such a brave yet controversial opinion?

And if so, please feel free to share any experiences you may have had regarding the present topic. And also pictures, if you have any.
You ever see a giraffe's tongue when it's eating from a branch? Imagine that around your dick. If that isn't sexy I don't know what is.
 
OP.... This isn't furaffinity.
 
OP in a nutshell:
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I feel that promoting healthy discussion of this subject would be beneficial.
For a friend.
 
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