Are magnolia trees sentient/do they have spirits?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

The magnolia trees have started blooming around here and I have started to sense a presence from them. That they are not just colorful, don't just look cheerful, but are actually conscious, have spirits and are watching over the forest. Very happy mood and seem to be awaiting a sort of redeeming of the land. Healing over some deep scars on the Earth and grow a rich new world from it. World is going to turn around this place, bring new hope to humanity. The other trees, colorful or not, don't say anything. They're just regular trees.

I am not high and as far as I know am not a schizophrenic.

 

[eatler]

Have you been spending too much time in beauty parlor and now have a belief in spirituality?

 

[A Real Munson]

Magnolia trees are among the most useless of all trees, (that aren't actual weeds) and they provide virtually no ecological or commercial value. Fuck magnolia trees.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

The other trees, colorful or not, don't say anything.

before you noticed the magnolia trees having spirits has anything like this happened to you before,
noticing spiritual stuff outside of trees?

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Of course they're sentient, and they're annoyed you even have to ask.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Does having sentience mean they can consent?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

before you noticed the magnolia trees having spirits has anything like this happened to you before,
noticing spiritual stuff outside of trees?

Yes

 

[salvuserit]

MEDS NOW

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Yes, magnolia trees have spirits. Source: I managed to communicate with them a few times, and they told me "OP is the faggiest faggot who has ever faggoted". The meaning of this phrase still eludes me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I wouldn't be surprised if some plants are sentient.

 

[Coldgrip]

No.

 

[A Real Munson]

I wouldn't be surprised if some plants are sentient.

Plants don't have a nervous system. The boll of a tree is almost entirely dead matter, with the exception of a narrow band of floem along the inner bark.

Which plants do you think might be sentient and why?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Why plant a magnolia tree when you can plant a fruit tree you can eat from? Either way you're having garbage raining down below it.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Does having sentience mean they can consent?

I hope so.