Are there parents on this website?

[PorcupineTree]

Yes @PorcupineTree, I'm your dad. Now go to bed.

My real dad would lose his shit if he knew I was saying bad words on the internet.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm just mildly disappointed.

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I don't want kids.

 

[Krispy Skream]

I don't want parents.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Ron /pol/ didn't reply "ur mom" in this thread. A missed opportunity.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Having your parent on KF would be a weird experience, no doubt.

 

[MG 620]

I'm Potato Phil's mom.

 

[dopy]

you can call me daddy OP i don't mind ddlg shit

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Having your parent on KF would be a weird experience, no doubt.

It would probably go something like this:

 

[Coldgrip]

It would probably go something like this:
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She calls her kid 'sweaty'? She must be in the middle of some intense cyber-bullying.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I'm kinda like Ghengis Khan, I've sired many offspring but they are strong enough to fend for themselves by virtue of being half me so no actual parenting is required. In fact you reading this right know could be one of my many children. Know that your true father loves you always and one day we shall ride together in conquest.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

She calls her kid 'sweaty'? She must be in the middle of some intense cyber-bullying.

I think it was a typo of "Sweety".

 

[WillboiAtchiboi]

I sure hope not.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

@Mariposa Electrique is going to let her son join the farms when he turns 18

 

[Guts Gets Some]

@Mariposa Electrique is going to let her son join the farms when he turns 18

But 18 months is far, far too old.

 

[Haramburger]

It would be perfectly reasonable and statistically likely that at least a few kiwis are parents who are proactive enough & internet savvy to scout the pitfalls of electronic adolescence so that they can steer their children's development away from Sonic and social media outlets with diaper fetish communities. Maybe they get sidetracked by something amusing, but at least their kids will never end up transtrending or treating facebook like a journal for their period stains.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

It would be perfectly reasonable and statistically likely that at least a few kiwis are parents who are proactive enough & internet savvy to scout the pitfalls of electronic adolescence so that they can steer their children's development away from Sonic and social media outlets with diaper fetish communities. Maybe they get sidetracked by something amusing, but at least their kids will never end up transtrending or treating facebook like a journal for their period stains.

No, a true Kiwifarmer would raise their kids into lolcows to keep this website alive.

 

[Dysnomia]

Childfree. Kids are like the country. Nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fuck no, I made sure to get scooped clean.

It's nice to appreciate family's kids but a hell no to my own.