Are there parents on this website?

[Slowbro]

I'm shocked that nobody has come in here and said, "I'm a furmom/furdad!" For once I'm proud of you, Kiwi Farms.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I've got a dog, it's kinda like raising an exceptional kid.

 

[Dr.Research]

I don't particularly like kids in general. I have a 4-ish hours max tolerence for normal children who aren't acting like shit.

Childless by choice fo' life.

 

[fortunecookie]

Like I could even if I wanted

 

[drain]

i cant even look after my own sorry ass, let alone look after a little devil

im too incompetent/lazy/unproductive/busy with cyberbowling to be a decent parent tbh

 

[I hate children?]

There are several parents on here that show up in threads about children and their horrible parents.

I have wondered if any of the members here have young parents that are lurkers or actual members here . People tend to see parents as being grouchy geriatric baby boomers and forget older teens and a little older can have parents in their mid to late 30s and early 40s . That isn't old when you consider people live into their 90s and 100s .

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

People tend to see parents as being grouchy geriatric baby boomers and forget older teens and a little older can have parents in their mid to late 30s and early 40s . That isn't old when you consider people live into their 90s and 100s .

Have raised 4, most of them are in their 30's and have produced their own mutant spawn called "grandchildren." Have told myself I'm not officially "old" until one of them breeds something called a "great-grandchild." Think I'm safe for at least a few more years.

 

[Count groudon]

I like to break into sperm banks on my days off and replace all the frozen baby goo with my own. Every time I see a kid that looks like me on the street I have a nice belly laugh and mentally high five myself for cucking random people.

Does that count?

 

[JM 590]

I like to break into sperm banks on my days off and replace all the frozen baby goo with my own. Every time I see a kid that looks like me on the street I have a nice belly laugh and mentally high five myself for cucking random people.

Does that count?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Being a Dad is the best thing in life

 

[Nick Obre]

Aye.

 

[Just a boring name]

I'm a parent, too.
I have 3 children.

I've actually used the Johnathon Yaniv threads to show them how people can manipulate photos of themselves, and try to access and take control of chats and groups on teen orientated platforms.