Are we becoming too arrogant? - Or is thegooddoctor too sensitive?

[Dyn]

whatever stupid drama happened

He raped somebody or he defended rape or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I don't blame you for talking to me. That's fine and obviously I could have picked anything else if I didn't want you to.
But you don't have to shit up everythread I post in with off topic nonsense. I'm leaving replies on with my profile and we have a containment thread right here to talk about 7/10 Sonic bat diapers or whatever other molehills are coming to consume my world.
You people are so starved for content you act like Sonichu Christ himself has descended amongst you but I'm just an average sperg that got caught slipping. I'm not calling anyone out but there are more than a few of you who are just like me and some who are worse.
Let he who is without cringe cast the first puzzle piece

I am in control of myself at the moment. People clearly need to get it out of their system, ignoring it doesn't make things better, trying to be light hearted and roll with it made things worse, might as well come to a quarantined area for this obscure drama that most of the forum doesn't give a shit about other than to have a quick chuckle.
I get that a train wreck occured. Some people are rubber necking, some are just trying to get to work and then some of you are stopping your cars in the road and checking the pockets of the corpse. There's nothing left in them but at least get out of other's way while you comfirm

Yeah this isn't Felix, the sentence structure is far too coherent.

 

[JelloJerk]

Damn dude I've apologized to the woman twice, I was just tired and angry. What more do you guys want, I don't even know if this is trolling or genuine vitriol at this point. I'm sure everybody has their retarded embarassing moments, that was just one of mine online unfortunately recorded for the rest of time.

Hey. HEY. Keep YOUR slapfight in your own thread buddy. I'm here to see the pants-shitting retard with the dead mum that eats 100 dollar cakes on his own and likes cartoons.

Speaking of @thebaddoctor, I am going to believe it is actually you. Now that you're back can you give us a proper measurement of how much you weigh? Maybe taking a picture of the scale and timestamping it so we know it's you? Cheers.

Yeah this isn't Felix, the sentence structure is far too coherent.

Maybe his dad tard-wrangled him and shoved some meds down his throat. Not enough meds to stay off the farms though (there is no cure for that).

 

[SIGSEGV]

Maybe his dad tard-wrangled him and shoved some meds down his throat. Not enough meds to stay off the farms though (there is no cure for that).

Taking meds doesn't magically get you to stop typing like a mongoloid. This isn't Felix. I'm 95% sure of it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Maybe his dad tard-wrangled him and shoved some meds down his throat. Not enough meds to stay off the farms though (there is no cure for that).

There are no meds that cure the lack of basic education.

 

[SIGSEGV]

If Felix were smart enough to get a VPN to prevent IP matches with his old account, he'd also be smart enough to just use TOR and save his parents some money. The usernames are also obvious, and even as retarded as Felix is, he would know better than to pick such a blatantly similar username and then immediately start posting in this thread.
@thebaddoctor has said absolutely nothing that proves that he's Felix, he's just been giving out stickers and saying "dude I'm Felix, trust me."
The actual Felix stopped posting in this thread and had the sense to stop sharing personal information before he finally wised up and invalidated his account. It would make zero fucking sense for him to then immediately come back and out himself like this. Yes, Felix is retarded, but people tend to have consistent behavior, and @thebaddoctor's behavior is not at all consistent with Felix's in the week leading up to him leaving the forum.
tl:dr @thebaddoctor is LARPing and should probably just be ignored. If he actually is Felix, then being ignored will piss him off enough to start power leveling again.

 

[Dyn]

It's facially obvious at a glance that this is not Felix idk why people are falling for it.

 

[AnOminous]

The usernames are also obvious, and even as retarded as Felix is, he would know better than to pick such a blatantly similar username and then immediately start posting in this thread.
@thebaddoctor has said absolutely nothing that proves that he's Felix, he's just been giving out stickers and

No he wouldn't. He's entirely retarded enough to do exactly that.

But this isn't him.

 

[SIGSEGV]

No he wouldn't. He's entirely retarded enough to do exactly that.

But this isn't him.

He would probably do it, but I don't think he would out himself this early.

 

[Vampirella]

My neck has been snapped and I am now dead.

Can I have your bear computer?

 

[Ogre Magi]

It's facially obvious at a glance that this is not Felix idk why people are falling for it.

No he wouldn't. He's entirely retarded enough to do exactly that.

But this isn't him.

I'm not convinced, but at the same time this is the same level of stupid Felix sits at. I'm retardedly optimistic.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Can I have your bear computer?

 

[Vampirella]

Ok...

 

[SIGSEGV]

Ok...

Thank you for understanding.

 

[JelloJerk]

It's facially obvious at a glance that this is not Felix idk why people are falling for it.

I'm just bored tbh.

I think him being "too coherent" is not as much of a smoking gun as people think it is. If you go through his search history, you can see that he can type a coherent sentence when he wants to. Either way, thinking about it, it's probably not him. What's the point of making a new account if you're not even going to bother hiding who you are? Unless it's true that he locked himself out, or his dad did. But surely he would've sperged about that?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah sorry troll person, it's difficult to only pretend to be an autist, it'll either come out too blatantly retarded or too coherent.

Being autistic is something that can only come from the heart (imagine that heart looks more diseased, I'm pretty sure thegooddoctor's coronary system is filled with cholesterol due to being fat)

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Nobody actually thinks you did anything wrong, you're getting bullied because you're showing how sensitive you are about it and sensitive boys get bullied here.

If there's anything to learn from the mistakes of Felix, you should drop whatever stupid drama happened and resume as normal, friend.

Fair, I thought people were very uppity about it and Im quite autistic about resolving drama before moving forwards. Never been one who can tell what people mean when they say X most of the time.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I'm just bored tbh.

I think him being "too coherent" is not as much of a smoking gun as people think it is. If you go through his search history, you can see that he can type a coherent sentence when he wants to. Either way, thinking about it, it's probably not him. What's the point of making a new account if you're not even going to bother hiding who you are? Unless it's true that he locked himself out, or his dad did. But surely he would've sperged about that?

If this is him, and again I want to make it clear that I'm not convinced either, then this is the logic I follow:

1. In an attempt to leave and perform damage control, Felix purposely removes his picture, locks down the comments on his profile the best he can, and locks himself out of the account. At this point registration is still closed.
   
   
2. Felix goes as long as he can without the need to have an account to be on the Farms (day or two?)
   
   
3. Registration opens back up, and Felix can't handle not having an account and decides to roll another one. Against the advice of literally everyone else around him and the account creation page, he makes it the most obvious account that directly ties it back to him. To own the trolls of course.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If you dorks could stop following me to every thread things will be fine. I'll reply to your stupid weening here, just stop being more obnoxious than the supposed lolcow

assuming this is you felix, how do you claim you've bettered yourself since you logged off but is this retarded to come back with a new account called "thebaddoctor" (seriously, that's the best you came up with?) and go back to your autistic ways. i know lolcows never learn so that's why i still enjoy you tarding out on the farms but dude. read the room

if this is a troll, fine. i still enjoyed the post regardless of who's behind it. i'm asking out of somewhat genuine interest

 

[suspended animation]

You people are so starved for content you act like Sonichu Christ himself has descended amongst you

Let he who is without cringe cast the first puzzle piece

I get that a train wreck occured. Some people are rubber necking, some are just trying to get to work and then some of you are stopping your cars in the road and checking the pockets of the corpse.

The imagery and style of expressing himself really only brings one user to mind. Was no one else struck by it?