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If he was still here, I'd arrange a playdate with his highschool bully and the paraplegic stripper. I'd get some parsnip pizza and allow them to watch the Horror movie Se7en together.

Lydia would've done this for her son If she was still alive.
Chris was only eager to teach Alexa how to play arousing fart sounds.
 
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Executive Petrel said:
If he was still here, I'd arrange a playdate with his highschool bully and the paraplegic stripper. I'd get some parsnip pizza and allow them to watch the Horror movie Se7en together.

Lydia would've done this for her son If she was still alive.
Chris was only eager to teach Alexa how to play arousing fart sounds.
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Lydia would have cut down the internet and fucking murdered Chris.

Speaking of which, my unhinged conspiracy theory has taken a dark turn. Why do we know nothing about her suicide? Why do we know nothing about her gravesite? How did she die exactly? What the fuck happened here?

Save for one picture and a few tweets it's like she never existed.

Edit: Seriously guys, look around. The corpse has the most opsec out of any of them. Very thunk-provoking.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Lydia would have cut down the internet and fucking murdered Chris.

Speaking of which, my unhinged conspiracy theory has taken a dark turn. Why do we know nothing about her suicide? Why do we know nothing about her gravesite? How did she die exactly? What the fuck happened here?

Save for one picture and a few tweets it's like she never existed.

Edit: Seriously guys, look around. The corpse has the most opsec out of any of them. Very thunk-provoking.
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I wasn't paying attention, when did she kill herself? Like a specific date of the oldest post pertaining to it or the actual date.
 
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I wasn't paying attention, when did she kill herself? Like a specific date of the oldest post pertaining to it or the actual date.
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Give me a hot second, I know I've seen the tweet from Chris.

Edit: Inconclusive at this time. Anyone with a twitter account able to dig deeper?

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September 11, 2007. A day which will live in infamy (and is coincidentally the day after World Suicide Prevention Day. Fascinating).

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Also:

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Spunk Senior - Jesus man.


Edit 3: I got the thinking about when the one photo was taken and I couldn't remember offhand, so I hopped over to the photographer's website. Which one of you assholes tagged Lydia? :story: That was NOT there before.

Anyway, the picture we have was taken in 2001:

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Okay yeah 2007 is late enough that social media hasn't really taken off yet.
In fact iirc twitter wasn't even a thing yet, and the facebook vs myspace shit JUST started at that point. So most of the social media users were college-aged or highschoolers depending on which website you were on.

So celebrities, being parasites that they aren't didn't flood social media sites yet causing their simps to come in to cause an enternal september..... 3? At that point I wasn't in the social media bint but i was funny watching fratboys and emo kids shit all over each other while the degens in tumblr were... uhh.. something.


So there's no info on the internet because the internet as we know it today didn't exist yet. This is supported by Chris Lang's twitter join date of 2014 btw.
ACTUALLY. Wasn't Kiwifarms started in 2013? It's a weird coincdence that Felix joined within a two year timeframe of all this shit. I'm not implying shit it's just the coincidence of it all.

Also is my math wrong or did felix join when was like 12?
 
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derpherp2 said:
Okay yeah 2007 is late enough that social media hasn't really taken off yet.
In fact iirc twitter wasn't even a thing yet, and the facebook vs myspace shit JUST started at that point. So most of the social media users were college-aged or highschoolers depending on which website you were on.

So celebrities, being parasites that they aren't didn't flood social media sites yet causing their simps to come in to cause an enternal september..... 3? At that point I wasn't in the social media bint but i was funny watching fratboys and emo kids shit all over each other while the degens in tumblr were... uhh.. something.


So there's no info on the internet because the internet as we know it today didn't exist yet. This is supported by Chris Lang's twitter join date of 2014 btw.
ACTUALLY. Wasn't Kiwifarms started in 2013? It's a weird coincdence that Felix joined within a two year timeframe of all this shit. I'm not implying shit it's just the coincidence of it all.
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While you have eloquently explained her lack of social media presence, I 'd think I could find an obituary or a gravesite. This still tugs at the back of my mind. You can find obituaries and graves for London Langs who died in the 19th century.

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ACTUALLY. Wasn't Kiwifarms started in 2013? It's a weird coincdence that Felix joined within a two year timeframe of all this shit. I'm not implying shit it's just the coincidence of it all.
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I wonder why Felix would be so interested in a place centered around Chris-Chan... 😏

Edit: Another thing that bothers me, you'd think she'd be mentioned in promotional material more often due to Chris' relative fame, even at these early dates (i.e. the One True Pic), but searches for Lydia Lang come up pretty empty. The whole thing strikes me as odd.

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Also is my math wrong or did felix join when was like 12?
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He's supposed to be 26, so I figure a barely-legal age of 18 from a 2015 join date. Did you notice something horrible I missed?
 
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He's supposed to be 26, so I figure a barely-legal age of 18 from a 2015 join date. Did you notice something horrible I missed?
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How old is his bully? If they got married just recently I feel like these people surrounding Felix couldn't be that old, and 26 is kinda pushing it. All I have is a pic of the guy too, so idk his actual dox to look into.
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While you have eloquently explained her lack of social media presence, I 'd think I could find an obituary or a gravesite. This still tugs at the back of my mind. You can find obituaries and graves for London Langs who died in the 19th century.
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Remember that 2000 - 2009 were still technically like the cusp of the 90s, which STILL had mental illness bad faggotry which is also how troons snuck in their bullshit - the second people started going all maybe mental illness not bad troons lobbied and went all BUT TROONS. Maybe Chris Lang didn't want an obituary saying in all caps HEY LOOK THIS GUY'S WIFE KILLED HERSELF LMAO.

There could also be actually being devestated or some shit.
Actually isn't @RACISM from there too? Maybe he can answer why. editting replies means I can't @ him tho but whatever I'll do it next tiime.
 
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Breadcrumbs I missed in the article. Still many questions, but one has been sort of answered (Although I have reason to doubt the reliability of the narrator):

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derpherp2 said:
How old is his bully? If they got married just recently I feel like these people surrounding Felix couldn't be that old, and 26 is kinda pushing it. All I have is a pic of the guy too, so idk his actual dox to look into.

Remember that 200X - 2010s were still technically like the cusp of the 90s, which STILL had mental illness bad faggotry which is also how troons snuck in their bullshit - the second people started going all maybe mental illness not bad troons lobbied and went all BUT TROONS. Maybe Chris Lang didn't want an obituary saying in all caps HEY LOOK THIS GUY'S WIFE KILLED HERSELF LMAO.

There could also be actually being devestated or some shit.
Actually isn't @RACISM from there too? Maybe he can answer why. editting replies means I can't @ him tho but whatever I'll do it next tiime.
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Dude, I was there for all of this. I was there for the BBS days in the '80s with 2400 baud modems. I are old.

Unfortunately, I have an interest in technology so the idea of normies didn't even enter my head, honestly. Hence my polite response - you guys saw something obvious that I totally fucking missed for autistic reasons.

In regards to Chris, surprise! We know he admitted she had mental illness and whacked herself, but that's it. @RACISM could probably teach me all the good tools to look up Britbongs, or maybe another brave British soul can admit they are one of the chosen few and help a brother out?

Edit: Forgot about the age, I've got the dox on everybody and he's definitely 26 (maybe 27 now, I'm not 100% on his birthday). He was barely legal, but it was legit.

The one rule he could follow.
 
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Speaking of which, my unhinged conspiracy theory has taken a dark turn. Why do we know nothing about her suicide? Why do we know nothing about her gravesite? How did she die exactly? What the fuck happened here?
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The UK is probably like Canada where they do not publicly report suicides and how they were committed. It's supposed to help cut down social contagion. She may be on Find a Grave if she has a gravesite and someone uploaded a photo and coordinates or she might have been cremated and the ashes kept at home. I know Europe has trouble finding ground for burials sometimes, though I believe her family could afford it. Felix has never commented on these specifics. I like to believe she would have tried to suppress his public retardation.
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Same reasons. It's much easier to find ones from the 1800s because that was from before all the privacy laws and the info was already public knowledge.
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So is Find A Grave not used for modern graves in the UK?
 
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I've been looking and no dice so maybe not.
Unless someone wants to trowel through that show chris was doing when his wife died, he was apparently channeling his grief through it.

I fucking don't.
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I don't blame you. I too thought I would rather put a bullet in my head than watch anything the Lang family produced.

Then I thought twice, and I thought about all the brave kiwis who sit through Ethan Ralph shows to get 10 seconds of laughter out of 12 hours of sleep, and I figured I'd at LEAST check the summary to see if there might be anything interesting:

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Judging from this, it seems like he was using the interview about his wife's death to plug a show that has nothing to do with his wife's death, really.
 
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Executive Petrel said:
If he was still here, I'd arrange a playdate with his highschool bully and the paraplegic stripper. I'd get some parsnip pizza and allow them to watch the Horror movie Se7en together.

Lydia would've done this for her son If she was still alive.
Chris was only eager to teach Alexa how to play arousing fart sounds.
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I know this was bait and a meme... but callng Se7en a horror movie is offensive on too large a scale to be allowed!
 
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