I almost feel bad at this point after the hot mum(s) reveal and the news about his famous writer father. Almost. If it hadn't been for Felix being an irritating cunt and not shutting up for months on end and personally annoying me, I might have quit by now. Then I remember also that he
DOXMAXED his IRL friend to kiwifarms as well and I figure he still needs to learn. However, I did promise at least one more effortpost for the crowd, and I'm a man of my word. So here we go.
Now some of you might have been thinking after seeing this thread that Felix is a complete literal pants-shitting retard. Felix wants you to know that nothing could be further from the truth.
Now that's out of the way and we know Felix is not only our intellectual equal, but likely superior to us, I guess it's OK to continue. Now, Felix has had some words about spastics shitting up places by acting like retarded niggers before.
So your knowledge of special education schools comes from what you've heard, yes? You also think retards shouldn't be excused their bad behaviour just because they are retards? If you tell them 500 times to do something, they should do it eventually, yes? Well, Felix has a bit more of an intimate knowledge on this subject than you might have thought.

Oh you're actually diagnosed as an ADHD autist who had to go to a special school? Why did you only post "from what I've heard" before? I imagine if you have a high IQ it must be embarrassing to have to go to a retard zoo, understandable.

Oh OK, he's actually not afraid to admit it. In that case he won't mind this post or any content in it.

Oh it must have been terrible for such a high IQ scholar as Felix to be made to go to a boarding school. I wonder what sort of japes he got up to there. What kind of people did he meet?

I feel sorry for his parents at this point. They sent him to a tard zoo to try and get him some help, and the idiots put him in a room with a trans sexual pervert. Maybe he picked up a few habits from them. I'm guessing this person is his
DOXMAXED friend, PhotonicDog he's spoken about before. Thinking about this, I bet they used to jack each other off or something, and him
DOXMAXING him will be after he was kicked to the curb later in life. I wonder what sort of other people he met there?

So you knew this guy...you were friends with him? He had competitions with his friends? You used to fill your trousers up with yoghurt at school, didn't you Felix? I'm surprised you enjoyed filling your pants with something other than shit or piss for a change, but I guess you have to find common ground to fit in anywhere. You should have tried that on Kiwifarms before telling us we all have to change for 30 fucking pages. Although to be fair to Felix, he has tried to fit in in the chat before. I'm sure his parents and trans friends would love his attempts to blend in here.
So, this nigger and kike hating authentic Kiwifarmer has a life of boarding schools, tard wranglers, yoghurt filled trousers, and (from his screenshot earlier saying he thinks it's wrong tards don't get bitched out for being tards) no consequences. Now, don't let this picture being painted that Felix Lang, son of famous television writer Chris Lang, is privileged or rich. Oh absolutely not.

Hear that boys? He doesn't even have a hot tub in his house. How can you call him rich and privileged? No need to be rude! Also, he feels sorry for people with disabilities! Which really means, he feels sorry for himself. If we remember his earlier comments in this thread, you should just chill out and take a (paid for by your parents) holiday to the south of France, or buy something you like! Just like Felix does when he gets a bit sad.

Who among us can say we haven't spent 100 big ones on a cake to make ourselves feel better. Sometimes a 70p bar of chocolate just won't cut it, will it.
I want to circle back to Felix telling us we are all big fucking meanies and stop being hateful to trans people, even though he supposedly has no skin in the game. Purely about being mean, you understand!

That's right folks, trans women are just as valid as real women and all trans crimes of raping people in bathrooms are vastly over exaggerated. What kind of person would post this on Kiwifarms, being unable to read the room?

A manlet bisexual autistic faggot, that's who. Someone who knows what it's like to be bullied for
years. Felix, I know this is the 1488th time I've said this to you, starting months ago, but log the fuck off. You don't belong here and you never did. I tried for so long to be nice to you before going full alog, I really did. You just don't listen. I honestly think you should get a mercy ban because you are a literal retard. For the love of god, take your fucking meds and log off. Oh, those meds? He helpfully told us them (although he managed to spell the name wrong).

Dude, you should LOG THE FUCK OFF to help with your anxiety. You have people posting pictures of both your dead mother and alive stepmum on your profile saying they would fuck them. Nothing good can come of being here. Sadly, I know you won't though. Because you are severely mentally quadraspazzed.
This isn't some video game like you play on your Switch where you can get extra lives Felix. This is Hardcore, permadeath mode. This account is BURNED. I know your severely autisticly retarded nigger brain really wants to keep this account because muh join date, muh reaction score, but it doesn't matter. You have been GANKED motherfucker, we all know where your base lies and where you keep your stash of goodies on this server. Either log off and start again under a new identity or go to reddit where you belong with all the other faggots.
There are no save points here. You can not brute force this. To use a brute force analogy, your IP has been logged as suspicious and no amount of sending a different combination of words to the server will grant you access to what you want.

Here's a tip: when people tell you 500 fucking times not to do something, or to do something, and that it is either for your own good or because they now want you to kill yourself for being so annoying,
LISTEN. You can't just spew words at people till they like you. It's about give and take. You need to stop being so me me me and start to care about the experiences of other people around you.

Barely any IRL friends eh? I imagine this is for the same reason you have half the site here going all out on you. You don't listen. You only give a shit about yourself. You are always "Woe is me! Poor, poor me! Why don't people give me special considerations for being anxious!". Remember this is the same person who earlier said tards should get consequences to help them learn. So here we are Felix. Consequences. For perhaps the first time in your absolutely sheltered life. Yes, your mother is dead and that's sad...but that's not an excuse for everything. You don't get to annoy everyone forever. Your mother dying (I'm going to assume) wasn't your fault. You getting ragged on for over 70 pages here is.
Woe is you, woe is you indeed.

Oh yes, your particular experience is unique. You are the one tard everyone should make special arrangements for. Also that's not how you use the word tangible, nigger.
I know the latter half of this effortpost has been a bit short on laughs and more just bullying, but that is what Felix actually needs. He has no boundaries. Also, with his well documented perverted tendencies, I actually think because he
doesn't know when to stop when someone says no he could actually be dangerous if left around other tards. Remember that guy who bullied him at school, the one the bong police gave Felix a warning for alogging years later recently? He wasn't a bully at all I feel. He just didn't want to be Felix's friend.

Felix can't let this stand, like this first 30 pages of this thread and the Dyn saga. Well, this "bully" has lots of things Felix doesn't that makes him jealous.

Oh, he has more money? It must be so sad to be as poor as Felix. He's had sex? Oh I'm sure you
deserve sex Felix. Now we know you have a sister....kind of rude of you to say she isn't hot. Like your dead mother (7/10). How hot is this "bully" guy's girlfriend anyway?

You should not be left alone with vulnerable people Felix Lang. I don't trust you not to cop a feel or worse. You shouldn't be left alone
full stop. You should not be on the internet unsupervised. You should not be in the street unsupervised. You should not be unsupervised. You should be in a fucking rubber room, for your own safety, but more importantly for everyone else's safety. Minimum, you should log the fuck off. Go do something you enjoy like fill your trousers with piss, shit and yoghurt. Buy a £100 cake.
Now I guess it's only right I tag you in to read this stellar fucking advice of mine. I'm guessing you might actually click on it if it's my name in the notification. By the way, all this ammo was mostly found just by typing about three different keywords into the search bar here. You have sperged so much, so so much. Your past posts I feel would never stop giving up things to dunk on for anyone who wants to look. Log off.
@thegooddoctor
Also, you're a nigger.