Not quite what I meant, as I don't need that kind of motivation. Hell, I don't even follow any of the fatties. Well I follow a few cows who happen to be fatties, but thats not where they get their bovine attributes. Fatrick and Ralph are both hamplanets, but that isn't what makes them cows. Their self absorption does. Their inability to take any L does. Their pride and lack of shame does.
Its more about not disappearing up my own asshole like so many cows do. It keeps me grounded. But like I said, that's just for me. Your mileage may very.