Oh,
@Ogre Magi you should drop the secret santa info saga with Felix's newest sock in here. Shit is hilarious. I think you should be the one to do it
Alright! This will include some behind-the-scenes information from our Secret Santa Helper chat for some context.
On December 4th it was made aware to me that Felix was eyeing the Secret Santa sign-up thread on his previous sock account
@54321.
We were very vigilant about not having those who weren't going to take it seriously or attempt to give low effort gifts from joining the event, so I made sure to let the group know. I thought that would be the end of it until Felix's current sock,
@7 Grandad, was discovered.
It was very quickly confirmed that this sure was Felix. Felix began to beg at the very last minute to join the Secret Santa event.
Although he was initially denied from joining considering Christmas was less than a week away, I thought of a way that, if the stars aligned, would allow him to participate without having anyone else getting a potentially crappy gift: manually assign him to make something for someone who didn't mind, and have
@Admiral Throbnelius draw something up for Felix.
These were the likes and dislikes Felix provided:
My Likes: Nintendo Games, Cats, Berserk, Hellsing, Gorillaz, the art of Jamie Hewlett, Hair metal bands like Mr Big, Extreme, Motley Crue.
My Dislikes: Animal cruelty, SJW culture, A logging, Shock sites, Rule 34 coomers and their creators. Self righteous libtards who censor is and the internet, the smell of toast, Angry customers at my work, My Ex, people who are generally douchbags in public.
Fun fact about me: I have actually been to a total of 3 universities in the past 5 years, I’ve also met pretty big celebs like Johnny Depp and Bruno Mars in person. That’s all.
This only further confirmed that this was Felix we were dealing with. Although I did try to get him to draw something for
@Shlomo Shekelstein XL (much to his protest),
ultimately he drew something for me.
I won't lie: I actually kind of like it. It's probably the best thing I've seen him draw that wasn't entirely Islamic. Me liking it might have to do more with it being a genuine Felix drawing though. He did do a good job following what my likes/dislikes were,so that's a plus.
The moment something was produced his present was sent his way.
Felix was a good sport.
He did post his present into the thread.
Felix, I want you to know that I don't
entirely hate you. I just think you're gross and I cringe every time you powerlevel. Have some more respect for your family nigga; they are the ones who are harmed the most when you overshare about your life. I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and I'll see you on your next sock account in the New Year, whenever it appears.
Special thanks to
@TheCuntler for playing along with my chaotic plan, who honestly deserves T&H for going along with it.
The 7 was part of the joke, you doofus!
