Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz! 2024 edition.

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FailurePersonifiedV2 said:
29 is fine.
Ciggies and underweight kind of fucked up my score at the end lol
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I smoke cigars once in a while. I like the Nicaraguan brands because they have a darker taste. I'd really like to try Cuban cigars but that'll mean I'll have to take a trip to Niagara Falls or Mexico in order to get them. I'd really like to try Tobacco from a pipe some day, I know some lads who smoke from a pipe so one day I can enjoy them
Cigars and cigarettes are intended to be enjoyed differently so that's why I didn't put any points into drugs.
 
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50 but I would have been 60 if it wasn't for my art saving me. At least, I think I am good at drawing.

This was a tribute to Hard Boiled directed by John Woo
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I don't understand the points for economics. If I'm economically left (a commie) then I'm not a lolcow. But if I am conservative I gain 10 points. When if I'm socially left I'm a lolcow and socially right I'm not. Is this supposed to be a trap to always ding someone?

Why are spics mixed in with whites? And why does being white give you points while mystery meat doesn't?

Why does trying to quit a crack addiction get you 5 points while smoking fags gets you 4? It seems ones a bit more extreme than 1 point difference.

I scored 30 even with these confusing options.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
I don't understand the points for economics. If I'm economically left (a commie) then I'm not a lolcow. But if I am conservative I gain 10 points. When if I'm socially left I'm a lolcow and socially right I'm not. Is this supposed to be a trap to always ding someone?
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No it's just being economically right wing means you probably give corporations excuses to do bad things.

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Why are spics mixed in with whites?
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I explicitly said white hispanic. The reason I consider whites more of lolcows is because for whatever reason, whether autism or cultural norms, they tend to be more eccentric. As for blacks they get points because of how dysfunctional they are.
 
46, 20 of these for not being religious and saying bad words lmao. I'm a farmer, if I don't swear it's not right.
Shouldn't you have more questions about social media use and internet paper trail since that's what ties all lolcows together?
 
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