Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[What the shit]

I'm not the one pumping myself full of rushed vaccines because the TV told me to.

But the vaccine went through rigorous testing and is subject to high regulation. It’s not rushed dipshit.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

How many of you are vaccinated for Rabies, Yellow Fever, Polio, Japanese Encephalitis or Adenovirus?

If not, then why are you such an anti-vax conspiritard who thinks they know more than 9000% of doctors & scientists?

 

[AnOminous]

Lol calm down

That's what your mom told me but she stopped after I revved her up a bit.

How many of you are vaccinated for Rabies, Yellow Fever, Polio, Japanese Encephalitis or Adenovirus?

If not, then why are you such an anti-vax conspiritard who thinks they know more than 9000% of doctors & scientists?

Bitch everyone is vaccinated against polio, I know you weird people are so stupid you forget all the vaccines you got as a child, but people of normal intelligence remember these things. And as for rabies, you can get that vax AFTER exposed to being bitten by a vile animal like an antivaxer or a dog with rabies.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That's what your mom told me but she stopped after I revved her up a bit.

What's next, the Ace Ventura talking ass routine?

 

[Nobue]

But the vaccine went through rigorous testing and is subject to high regulation. It’s not rushed dipshit.

Yeah, it totally did in a year when it normally takes the better part of a decade. Let's take the word of the people pushing their experimental vaccine products. The only one with full FDA approval is Comirnaty, and it's not available to the public.

How many of you are vaccinated for Rabies, Yellow Fever, Polio, Japanese Encephalitis or Adenovirus?

If not, then why are you such an anti-vax conspiritard who thinks they know more than 9000% of doctors & scientists?

The ones I took were approved and in common use long before I took them. Also, no government would starve me to death for not consuming product.

 

[What the shit]

Ok now let’s assume you guys are right. The vaccines are ineffective and Covid somehow is still untreatable.

Not only would you have a good portion of the world population fucked because of the vaccine, with heart problems that would cause a massive strain to every hospital on the planet.

More people would be out of work because of it. Those landscapers, construction workers, typical people who do physical labor would need to find a different job because of the vaccine they took right?

So you realize how ridiculous it kind of sounds when you say it’s rushed and ineffective right and causes illnesses like crazy because if it did, a good majority of people would be fucked and so would society because again a lot of people would be sick.

 

[AnOminous]

What's next, the Ace Ventura talking ass routine?

That's exactly where it's going because it's pretty much worthless even trying to talk to you fuckin retards seriously.

 

[Nobue]

You dumb fuck, it isn't white knighting him to agree with him. I can see how you might see things that way considering how tiny your mind is, even compared to your micropenis, but that is just not a dis that hits.

You lose again.

Quit being a retard. Just quit being an absolute pussy about a tiny jab that does nothing to you except benefiting you. What a giant, pussified faggot you are.

Literally billions of these jabs have happened with zero of the consequences you pathetic retarded losers insisted would happen. I like not dying of COVID unlike the endless series of antivax idiots who show up in the news, spewing antivax nonsense and then promptly dying of the coof.

Fucking idiots the species is better off without.

The UK alone has 300k case of "Post pandemic stress"-related heart issues. FIFA's heart deaths are up by 500%. The world's media and governments are letting us know how common child strokes, heart attacks, and blood clots are. Winter heart attacks, climate change heart attacks, Marijuana heart attacks and "winter vagina" are more common but have ALWAYS been big issues. You're not dying of COVID unless you're old or morbidly obese. The average death is at the average life expectancy.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The ones I took were approved and in common use long before I took them. Also, no government would starve me to death for not consuming product.

I was making a half-serious shitpost aimed at the Uber-Vaxxers who think refusing COVID vax means you are anti-vax. Yet, to actually find someone who is up-to-date on literally every vaccine available to them is quite rare.
Ergo by their own logic they would be "anti-vaxxers" because if refusal of one vaccine means you are against all vaccines, then they themselves fall into that category (lest they are the rare case of someone vaccinated with everything).
Either that or they are just disingenuous assholes...

Ok now let’s assume you guys are right. The vaccines are ineffective and Covid somehow is still untreatable.

A major fraction of the argument against COVID vaccines is that COVID is in fact treatable post-infection.

 

[Nobue]

I was making a half-serious shitpost aimed at the Uber-Vaxxers who think refusing COVID vax means you are anti-vax. Yet, to actually find someone who is up-to-date on literally every vaccine available to them is quite rare.
Ergo by their own logic they would be "anti-vaxxers" because if refusal of one vaccine means you are against all vaccines, then they themselves fall into that category (lest they are the rare case of someone vaccinated with everything).
Either that or they are just disingenuous assholes...


A major fraction of the argument against COVID vaccines is that COVID is in fact treatable post-infection.

Sorry, I decided to take a booze night, and I'm retarded, sir

 

[AnOminous]

The UK alone has 300k case of "Post pandemic stress"-related heart issues. FIFA's heart deaths are up by 500%. The world's media and governments are letting us know how common child strokes, heart attacks, and blood clots are. Winter heart attacks, climate change heart attacks, Marijuana heart attacks and "winter vagina" are more common but have ALWAYS been big issues. You're not dying of COVID unless you're old or morbidly obese. The average death is at the average life expectancy.

Kill yourself.

 

[What the shit]

Sorry, I decided to take a booze night, and I'm retarded, sir

That’s a bad excuse because it seems like every night for you is a booze night.

 

[AnOminous]

That’s a bad excuse because it seems like every night for you is a booze night.

How can you tell when a retard is on a bender when they're absolute full retard 100% of the time anyway?

 

[What the shit]

How can you tell when a retard is on a bender when they're absolute full retard 100% of the time anyway?

Just say it’s a booze night. That way you can feel good and fulfilled for being a faggot retard.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Sorry, I decided to take a booze night, and I'm retarded, sir

The only good excuse for prolonged shit-flinging with the Hulkster.

 

[What the shit]

The only good excuse for prolonged shit-flinging with the Hulkster.

You guys don’t grab popcorn when he comes in?

 

[Nobue]

Kill yourself.

Gay. Why can't you admit you want Fauci to stretch you out?

How can you tell when a retard is on a bender when they're absolute full retard 100% of the time anyway?

I'm always right. I just get turbo-autistic and can't read sarcasm.

The only good excuse for prolonged shit-flinging with the Hulkster.

Darn tootin'

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Enjoy your winter vagina, everyone! Merry Christmas!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Still pretending I'm saying I think I know their professions better than them? You're failing to understand why credibility is so important for experts. People have to trust them because they lack their expertise, so they can't be trusted when their credibility is ruined.

You sure are saying that. You are saying they are wrong about vaccines. Hence you are saying you know more than them. It's cute how you try to deny it though.

I've seen you gloating over people being coerced into being vaccinated for their jobs. You don't think a doctor would take the same short-sighted risk for the same reason? You really don't understand human nature.

Yes? Doctors have been happily getting vaccinated since way before the mandates. If a doctor truly believed it'd kill them or their family, they sure as hell wouldn't do it. You are seriously a retard dude.

I've listed off all the deaths and medical conditions that are supposedly happening for other reasons far more often ever since the vaccines came out. I'm right to be skeptical. Where you're getting the idea out should be tens of millions from I dunno. Maybe the same place you're getting your 99% numbers you pull for everything. Your ass.

You listed off 4 dead people, who may or may not have died from the vaccine. There's been 750k+ dead from covid. There's been way more people that got vaccinated (237m with at least one dose in the US) than that got covid (49 million total, which double counts), while you keep saying the vaccine is going to kill a lot of people who have gotten it. So there should be at least millions of deaths from the shot. Where are these people? Or are you going to dodge this question, too?

Did you know FIFA's had a 500% increase in heart deaths this year?

Citation needed

There aren't that many options, particularly with the vaccines. Most mandates only allow 2-3 kinds.

And? If JJ or Pfizer kills people with it, especially intentionally like you claim, they would go out of business.

Why do you think every one of these people is part of a conspiracy? You're just tacking that on rather than admit people can be terrorized into submitting from a small number of people from on high.

They would have to be. After all, you claim you know more about it than they do, and if a retard like you would know something, they'd better know about it.

It's hilarious how you are proud of being ignorant and uneducated, yet you think you know more about a subject than people who study it for a living. Then you get upset when I point it out even after you say doctors and scientists are corrupt and intentionally killing people, including themselves by getting the shot

Yeah, great track record there. First he supports Biden, then he's pro-vaxx.

Right @Hollywood Hulk Hogan? How's that Biden presidency coming along?

Much better than the elderly conman who you want to have sex with was doing.

Point is, if Trump had won the last election, then Hulk would be foaming at the mouth about the "Trump vaccine" which is full of Russian nano-bots and makes you shit out climate change. All because he's a contrarian attention whore.

No I wouldn't. Operation Warp Speed is one thing that I give Trump props for. It's funny because you Trump cultists are seething mad at him for it, so much so, that he barely gets credit for it.

 

[What the shit]

Yes? Doctors have been happily getting vaccinated since way before the mandates. If a doctor truly believed it'd kill them or their family, they sure as hell wouldn't do it. You are seriously a retard dude.

You know it occurred to me, why would they vaccinate doctors who practically shill their products to patients only to have them develop heart problems and have an early life span? Something isn’t making sense.