Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Nobue]

Lmao yeah dying of something easily preventable is "winning." Fuckin sped.

I have practically no chance of dying of COVID. I'm also unlikely to get seriously ill. This isn't the Black Death

 

[Nobue]

Lol no you didn't. You're just a good little GOP simp who claims to hate politicians but loves the GOP.

You literally said you aren't doing what your doc says about the vaccine, even though she's got nothing to lie about. You are literally the definition of donning-kruger.


Ironic since you are a religious zealot about your anti-vax overlords like Tucker Carlson. Even when pointed out you are wrong, you just throw a temper tantrum and move the goal posts. Then, when pointed out wrong again, you either say the source can't be trusted because it's part of the conspiracy or you go back to the original point.

Sure ya did. Sure ya did.

Just another uneducated retard who thinks he knows more than docs and scientists.

You keep obsessing about soccer when I showed there's an increase in heart deaths and issues. You're doing exactly what you're accusing me of.

My doctor's told me to get it now? I said I was hesitant to take that advice if I got it because she wouldn't want to end her career so close to retirement. I've explained exactly why she might lie.

Again, you accused me of being a GOP, all while failing to give me any examples of political beliefs that show I like the GOP. I'll give you one that show I'm not--I despise true simping for Israel. It's one of the things I was disappointed about with Trump. That, and he tried to win minority votes by doing some identity pandering.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have practically no chance of dying of COVID. I'm also unlikely to get seriously ill. This isn't the Black Death

You're 5'1 and 160 lb. You're overweight, dude.
Besides, it's more than just about you. I know your crippling autism has made you unable to feel empathy, but you should do it for the high risk people you care about. Again, I know autism has rotted your brain to the point where you don't feel emotions other than anger when you don't get your tendies, but do you really want to lose elderly relatives to the virus because you're stupid enough to believe Tucker Carlson and Facebook boomer memes over scientists and doctors?

You keep obsessing about soccer when I showed there's an increase in heart deaths and issues. You're doing exactly what you're accusing me of.

Except there wasn't an actual uptick in heart deaths and issues, as I showed from your own source. There was literally more deaths in 2015-17 and 2019. You then moved the goal posts and said that, even though there was fewer deaths, they should be "independently investigated", even though you wouldn't believe the result of that investigation anyway because it'd be from a doctor, who you think you know more than and don't trust them.

Yes, there was an uptick from 2020 but that was because very little soccer was being played in 2020 due to covid. Again, I know you're legitimately a simpleton, but you should be able to see how few soccer games = few deaths, right?

Either that or you don't know what the word "uptick" means. Based on how slow in the mind you seem to be, that might be the issue.

My doctor's told me to get it now? I said I was hesitant to take that advice if I got it because she wouldn't want to end her career so close to retirement. I've explained exactly why she might lie.

You literally said she told you to get it, retard. Your explanation made zero sense. She has no reason to lie. Even if she'd lose her job, she'd be retiring soon, anyway, and is an old doctor. She's likely a multimillionaire. It's really cute how your spaztic brain thinks 99% of docs and scientists are so embroiled in the conspiracy that they'd kill their own families by making them get the vaccine, but the only one who can outsmart them is you with your lack of education and room-temperature IQ.

Again, you accused me of being a GOP, all while failing to give me any examples of political beliefs that show I like the GOP. I'll give you one that show I'm not--I despise true simping for Israel. It's one of the things I was disappointed about with Trump. That, and he tried to win minority votes by doing some identity pandering.

Ahh, you're one of those "Trump wasn't hard enough on the Jews and minorities" tards who then claims to hate Trump because of that.
So you're not only an uneducated, low-IQ, simpleton conspiracy theorist, but you're also a white supremacist. No wonder you vote Republican like a good boomer

You are legitimately retarded and just can't fathom that someone is smarter than you about a subject. Which is really ironic considering how easily I destroyed your own claims, using your own sources, and with how retarded you are on every subject you've talked about in this thread.

Either way, you've already conceded I am right about this by not producing where these millions of dead bodies are.

 

[AnOminous]

I have practically no chance of dying of COVID. I'm also unlikely to get seriously ill. This isn't the Black Death

You have an anime avatard. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You have an anime avatard. Your argument is invalid.

He also admitted to being a turbo manlet and 160 lb. being 160 lb at 5'1 is pretty fat

 

[Nobue]

You're 5'1 and 160 lb. You're overweight, dude.
Besides, it's more than just about you. I know your crippling autism has made you unable to feel empathy, but you should do it for the high risk people you care about. Again, I know autism has rotted your brain to the point where you don't feel emotions other than anger when you don't get your tendies, but do you really want to lose elderly relatives to the virus because you're stupid enough to believe Tucker Carlson and Facebook boomer memes over scientists and doctors?



Except there wasn't an actual uptick in heart deaths and issues, as I showed from your own source. There was literally more deaths in 2015-17 and 2019. You then moved the goal posts and said that, even though there was fewer deaths, they should be "independently investigated", even though you wouldn't believe the result of that investigation anyway because it'd be from a doctor, who you think you know more than and don't trust them.

Yes, there was an uptick from 2020 but that was because very little soccer was being played in 2020 due to covid. Again, I know you're legitimately a simpleton, but you should be able to see how few soccer games = few deaths, right?

Either that or you don't know what the word "uptick" means. Based on how slow in the mind you seem to be, that might be the issue.


You literally said she told you to get it, retard. Your explanation made zero sense. She has no reason to lie. Even if she'd lose her job, she'd be retiring soon, anyway, and is an old doctor. She's likely a multimillionaire. It's really cute how your spaztic brain thinks 99% of docs and scientists are so embroiled in the conspiracy that they'd kill their own families by making them get the vaccine, but the only one who can outsmart them is you with your lack of education and room-temperature IQ.


Ahh, you're one of those "Trump wasn't hard enough on the Jews and minorities" tards who then claims to hate Trump because of that.
So you're not only an uneducated, low-IQ, simpleton conspiracy theorist, but you're also a white supremacist. No wonder you vote Republican like a good boomer

You are legitimately retarded and just can't fathom that someone is smarter than you about a subject. Which is really ironic considering how easily I destroyed your own claims, using your own sources, and with how retarded you are on every subject you've talked about in this thread.

Either way, you've already conceded I am right about this by not producing where these millions of dead bodies are.

I've provided multiple sources for many things, and you ignore it to obsess about soccer. I never moved the goalposts--I said there were an increase in certain issues as the vaccines became common, and had my doubts because of how coercive the efforts to get us to take these vaccine products were, and the over-the-top efforts to convince us young people were dying from marijuana and climate change.

You're saying I'm walking it back because of the Pfizer data--you argued that we didn't know people had actually died from the vaccine, and I said that there should be more time and effort put into testing and researching the vaccines. That reason, combined with the reasons I already had doubts about the efforts to get us to take the vaccines made me believe something shady was going on.

You really don't understand context. Why don't I have the same doubts about vaccines created under different circumstances if what you're saying is true?

How am I hating Trump now that I'm saying he had some Boomerish tendencies I was disappointed in? I don't want us to spend time and money on a foreign country, and not on one that sees us as a rube to be exploited.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I've provided multiple sources for many things, and you ignore it to obsess about soccer. I never moved the goalposts--I said there were an increase in certain issues as the vaccines became common, and had my doubts because of how coercive the efforts to get us to take these vaccine products were, and the over-the-top efforts to convince us young people were dying from marijuana and climate change.

Lol no you didn't. You gave two links. One the wikipedia article, which I showed you shows the exact opposite of what you claim. The other one was a conspiracy nutjob website from Israel, which of course you believe because you're an uneducated conspiracy retard.

You're saying I'm walking it back because of the Pfizer data--you argued that we didn't know people had actually died from the vaccine, and I said that there should be more time and effort put into testing and researching the vaccines. That reason, combined with the reasons I already had doubts about the efforts to get us to take the vaccines made me believe something shady was going on.

No you didn't. You said you wouldn't trust the vaccines unless they were made using old technology. When we point out that not all of them were using mRNA, like the JJ shot, you just move the goal posts again.

You literally won't change your mind, even if Jesus himself told you they were safe. Just like a good stubborn GOP boomer. You don't believe any source unless it's from a conspiracy blog because your uneducated, diseased brain just can't fathom that those guys are the grifters and not the 99% of doctors and scientists. You're literally proof of "a sucker is born every minute". I blame your debilitating autism.

You really don't understand context. Why don't I have the same doubts about vaccines created under different circumstances if what you're saying is true?

Ironic that you, of all people, are saying someone doesn't understand context. Either way, you are a conspiracy retard who believes Alex Jones and Russian anti-vax propaganda and FB boomer memes over scientists, just like a good little boomer.

How am I hating Trump now that I'm saying he had some Boomerish tendencies I was disappointed in? I don't want us to spend time and money on a foreign country, and not on one that sees us as a rube to be exploited.

You said you loved Trump a few pages back. Now that I am calling you a Republican, you are suddenly saying you don't. Cute behavior from an uneducated simpleton.

 

[Nobue]

You have an anime avatard. Your argument is invalid.

Avatard could've been a great jab, broseph.

 

[byuu]

I got my jab but the doctor didn't even give me a lollipop afterwards. I cried for hours.

The big pharma commies don't want you to enjoy the good old American sweets you had in your childhood.
They want you crawling on the ground and suck on a bug instead.

 

[Nobue]

Lol no you didn't. You gave two links. One the wikipedia article, which I showed you shows the exact opposite of what you claim. The other one was a conspiracy nutjob website from Israel, which of course you believe because you're an uneducated conspiracy retard.

No you didn't. You said you wouldn't trust the vaccines unless they were made using old technology. When we point out that not all of them were using mRNA, like the JJ shot, you just move the goal posts again.

You literally won't change your mind, even if Jesus himself told you they were safe. Just like a good stubborn GOP boomer. You don't believe any source unless it's from a conspiracy blog because your uneducated, diseased brain just can't fathom that those guys are the grifters and not the 99% of doctors and scientists. You're literally proof of "a sucker is born every minute". I blame your debilitating autism.


Ironic that you, of all people, are saying someone doesn't understand context. Either way, you are a conspiracy retard who believes Alex Jones over scientists, just like a good little boomer.


You said you loved Trump a few pages back. Now that I am calling you a Republican, you are suddenly saying you don't. Cute behavior from an uneducated simpleton.

I've given you far more than two links--you just pretend otherwise so you can sperg about sports.

I did. I said why I was uncomfortable with this, and said that I'd only consider a traditional vaccine because I'm skeptical of admitting anything associated with this, particularly after the tardfrenzy in support of the mrna ones. That's not moving the goalposts. We were talking about a number of reasons I was against them, and you're making up a story because of one answer you weren't satisfied with.

You still can't tell me what other vaccines I'm skeptical about. You also fail to understand I can support anyone or anything without being mindlessly in support of everything about them.

Are you showing me how you refuse to think for yourself, and just think whatever you're told to?

 

[AnOminous]

Are you showing me how you refuse to think for yourself, and just think whatever you're told to?

You're super buttmad.

 

[Nobue]

I got my jab but the doctor didn't even give me a lollipop afterwards. I cried for hours.

The big pharma commies don't want you to enjoy the good old American sweets you had in your childhood.
They want you crawling on the ground and suck on a bug instead.

Your doctor is practically Mengele. Even a Nazi would give a kid a lolly. That, or send them to the showers.

 

[Nobue]

You're super buttmad.

How so?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I got my jab but the doctor didn't even give me a lollipop afterwards. I cried for hours.

The big pharma commies don't want you to enjoy the good old American sweets you had in your childhood.
They want you crawling on the ground and suck on a bug instead.

I suspect this is a conspiracy by BIG PHARMA

I've given you far more than two links--you just pretend otherwise so you can sperg about sports.

No you didn't, retard. At least not related to this super huge uptick (which was actually a downtick) of athlete-related deaths.

I did. I said why I was uncomfortable with this, and said that I'd only consider a traditional vaccine because I'm skeptical of admitting anything associated with this, particularly after the tardfrenzy in support of the mrna ones. That's not moving the goalposts. We were talking about a number of reasons I was against them, and you're making up a story because of one answer you weren't satisfied with.

It sure is. The JJ shot is a viral-vector vaccine. Viral vectors have been used for decades. You're just an anti-vax spaz because you're a good little GOP boomer and Tucker Carlson told you to not take the vaccine.

You still can't tell me what other vaccines I'm skeptical about. You also fail to understand I can support anyone or anything without being mindlessly in support of everything about them.

Doesn't matter. You're sitting here claiming your uneducated spaztic self knows more about this than 99% of docs and scientists, or they're all corrupt and somehow tens of millions of them are keeping secret about the largest conspiracy in the history of mankind. You are seriously fucking deluded, man. Your autism has given you paranoid schizophrenia. Get some help. Mental illness is no joke dude.

Are you showing me how you refuse to think for yourself, and just think whatever you're told to?

Ironic coming from the uneducated spaz who claims to know more than docs and scientists and parrots whatever boomer FB memes and Tucker Carlson says.

You're super buttmad.

He's autistic, too. And not even an autistic savant, but instead an uneducated retard with autism

 

[Nobue]

I suspect this is a conspiracy by BIG PHARMA


No you didn't, retard. At least not related to this super huge uptick (which was actually a downtick) of athlete-related deaths.

It sure is. The JJ shot is a viral-vector vaccine. Viral vectors have been used for decades. You're just an anti-vax spaz because you're a good little GOP boomer and Tucker Carlson told you to not take the vaccine.

Doesn't matter. You're sitting here claiming your uneducated spaztic self knows more about this than 99% of docs and scientists, or they're all corrupt and somehow tens of millions of them are keeping secret about the largest conspiracy in the history of mankind. You are seriously fucking deluded, man. Your autism has given you paranoid schizophrenia. Get some help. Mental illness is no joke dude.


Ironic coming from the uneducated spaz who claims to know more than docs and scientists and parrots whatever boomer FB memes and Tucker Carlson says.

You really are a cultist, aren't you? Can't understand knowledgeable people can lie, and that they can be coerced into ugly things.

It does matter what other vaccines I'm against, and you should know better if you're so smart. You made an assumption about me, and keep screeching at a strawman so you can feel special for just getting injected with something.

 

[AnOminous]

How so?

You have an anime avatar. That literally makes every single thing you say wrong. How have you not figured this out yet?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You really are a cultist, aren't you? Can't understand knowledgeable people can lie, and that they can be coerced into ugly things.

Ironic coming from the boomer autist who believes everything FB memes and Tucker Carlson tells him

It does matter what other vaccines I'm against, and you should know better if you're so smart. You made an assumption about me, and keep screeching at a strawman so you can feel special for just getting injected with something.

Again, no vaccine has ever shown side effects beyond just a few months post-injection. You claim to be super duper intelligent and have "done your research". You should know this then, retard. That is why we are all saying you're an uneducated simpleton. You post obvious lies and falsehoods and when called on them, you just move the goalposts and circle back around to them eventually. Just like your fellow conspiracy retard Alex Jones does.

You're literally one step above a QAnoner in how retarded you are

 

[Nobue]

You have an anime avatar. That literally makes every single thing you say wrong. How have you not figured this out yet?

Nobue is my spirit animal, sir.

Ironic coming from the boomer autist who believes everything FB memes and Tucker Carlson tells him

Again, no vaccine has ever shown side effects beyond just a few months post-injection. You claim to be super duper intelligent and have "done your research". You should know this then, retard. That is why we are all saying you're an uneducated simpleton. You post obvious lies and falsehoods and when called on them, you just move the goalposts and circle back around to them eventually. Just like your fellow conspiracy retard Alex Jones does.

You're literally one step above a QAnoner in how retarded you are

What does that have to do with anything? I've repeatedly given you articles about increases in certain issues. Youth heart issues in particular usually happen after a second shot, or a booster. Those injuries and deaths I mentioned in VAERS happened in that time frame, too.

It's not moving the goalposts when I say, "I'm skeptical about X because reasons A, B, and C!" and you start sperging about some aspect of reason C you don't like. Does that mean I'm not against it still?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Nobue is my spirit animal, sir.


What does that have to do with anything? I've repeatedly given you articles about increases in certain issues. Youth heart issues in particular usually happen after a second shot, or a booster. Those injuries and deaths I mentioned in VAERS happened in that time frame, too.

Except you didn't, lol. You only linked one yahoo article, about omicron, and then a bunch of conpsiracy nutjob blogs.

Also, lol at using VAERS. I've explained to you a few times why that's not reliable. You just refuse to believe Tucker Carlson is lying to you. You're a good little boomer and do whatever your GOP overlords say.

It's not moving the goalposts when I say, "I'm skeptical about X because reasons A, B, and C!" and you start sperging about some aspect of reason C you don't like. Does that mean I'm not against it still?

You do move the goalposts because when I destroy your claims, which isn't hard to do, you suddenly change your claims.

For example:
You: HUGE UPTICK IN SOCCER DEATHS!
Me: From your own link, there's fewer deaths in 2021 than previous years.
You: EITHER WAY THEY SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED INDEPENDENTLY!
Me: I don't think you know what uptick means, dude. Also, if they were investigated you wouldn't believe it anyway because you think you know more than doctors.
You: THERE WAS A HUGE UPTICK IN SOCCER DEATHS!

Or you claim the vaccine is killing tons of people who take it, so I used math to show that should mean there's tens of millions of deaths. Then, you say it's not actually killing that many but it's super duper dangerous still because you know more than doctors and scientists.

It's ironic how someone who is uneducated and obviously has a low IQ thinks he is onto this vast, huge conspiracy that 99% of docs and scientists are in on, which would be tens of millions of people, and would be the largest conspiracy in the history of mankind. No, a spade can't just be a spade, it's gotta be a Jewish space lazer

 

[Protistology]

I got my jab but the doctor didn't even give me a lollipop afterwards. I cried for hours.

The big pharma commies don't want you to enjoy the good old American sweets you had in your childhood.
They want you crawling on the ground and suck on a bug instead.

Suicide baiting faggots have no value as human beings. Go jack off in your fur suit while playing a 30 year old gameboy game.