Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Nobue]

This totally happened.

Lol you're upset that I destroyed your anti-vax boomer Facebook memes and now you're refusing to answer my very reasonable questions. A reasonable person would stop believing Tucker Carlson but your autism has turned you into a non-reasonable person.

#don'ttellmehowtounderstandwhenmyquestionshavebeenanswered

Dude, we're all coming at this from multiple angles. You just keep saying whatever that surgically injured dude on the Daily Show says to. Literally, like 2-3 things over and over again.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being such a cliche boomer that you want parody Beatle songs that they wouldn't play on your local morning zoo show out of fear of being called hacks.

Do you have basic inability to understand sentences in human language?

That's a rhetorical question because it is obvious you do.

I mean that is typical of your ilk, but seriously, I am just disappointed that there is a population so infuriated about some cultural phenomenon, but yet despite several attempts, they can't even come up with a song parody that isn't pure cringe.

I'd like one I could get through or even use to troll other communities.

I mean even the dumbest of other right wing sub-communities could produce memes I could use to shit up some other place. You weird, cringy anti-vaxers who are avoided by everyone in real life? Not really. It's sort of funny the kind of people who avoid doing an absolutely normal thing also avoid hygiene, going outside, everything else.

Thanks for that though. Weirdo.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

#don'ttellmehowtounderstandwhenmyquestionshavebeenanswered

Dude, we're all coming at this from multiple angles. You just keep saying whatever that surgically injured dude on the Daily Show says to. Literally, like 2-3 things over and over again.

Hashtags don't work here, newfag. Go back to Parler or Bitchute or whatever conspiracy site you go to for your ass-backwards conspiracy theories that I easily destroyed.

It did. Thanks for acknowledging it.

These events are not rare; they are very common. If you weren't intellectually lazy, you could, for example, look up the VAERS data and see for yourself.

You do know anyone can submit anything to VAERS and anti-vaxers have been busted submitting fake stuff to it, right? There's even submissions saying the vaccine caused penis growth.

Like I said, the side effects you mentioned are like 1 in a million, so either you're the unluckiest person on earth or you're lying.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

so either you're the unluckiest person on earth or you're lying.

I'm not unlucky, I just must know a lot of people who are.

BTW, I was careful to only state anecdotal stories of people I personally know. These are not friend-of-a-friend tales, of which I have heard many more, these are first-hand stories of friends, work colleagues and relatives.

 

[AnOminous]

You do know anyone can submit anything to VAERS and anti-vaxers have been busted submitting fake stuff to it, right? There's even submissions saying the vaccine caused penis growth.

Well, considering that anecdotes are data here, I will confirm that my penis gained at least two inches with every original jab, and the booster surprised me by giving me even three more. My problem now is I find it difficult to find a female who can accommodate my girth.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“It’s not about me and my rights to choose, it’s about how I love my neighbour. Vaccination reduces my chances — doesn’t eliminate — but it reduces my chances of getting ill and reducing my chances of getting ill, reduces my chances of infecting others,” Welby told ITV news on Tuesday evening.

“It’s very simple, so I would say yes, to love one another as Jesus said, get vaccinated, get boosted,” he added.

“I’m going to step out on thin ice here and say, yes, I think it is.”

“Now obviously there are some people who, for health reasons, can’t be vaccinated – different question,” Welby caveated.

This was also the same reverend who admitted that he was pressured into closing churches early due to the virus scare, while going against the parishioners of the Church of England:

Archive of source since news story is behind paywall:

https://archive.ph/W0UXB

"I got quite a few things wrong at the beginning and I learnt quite quickly," the Most Rev Justin Welby said in an interview with the Financial Times.

"I didn't push hard enough to keep churches available for at least individual prayer in the first lockdown. We also said clergy couldn't go in, and personally I feel I made a mistake with that.

"I can make all kinds of excuses. I still think I was too risk-averse." Asked when he had realised that, he said: "May, June. May."

 

[Hüftpriester]

This was also the same reverend who admitted that he was pressured into closing churches early due to the virus scare, while going against the parishioners of the Church of England:

This is what happens when a church is founded on the family values of Henry VIII.

 

[AnOminous]

This is what happens when a church is founded on the family values of Henry VIII.

I am Henry VIII.

 

[Protistology]

This was also the same reverend who admitted that he was pressured into closing churches early due to the virus scare, while going against the parishioners of the Church of England:

Archive of source since news story is behind paywall:

https://archive.ph/W0UXB

The greatest proof of God is that Satan exists.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Do you have basic inability to understand sentences in human language?

That's a rhetorical question because it is obvious you do.

I mean that is typical of your ilk, but seriously, I am just disappointed that there is a population so infuriated about some cultural phenomenon, but yet despite several attempts, they can't even come up with a song parody that isn't pure cringe.

I'd like one I could get through or even use to troll other communities.

I mean even the dumbest of other right wing sub-communities could produce memes I could use to shit up some other place. You weird, cringy anti-vaxers who are avoided by everyone in real life? Not really. It's sort of funny the kind of people who avoid doing an absolutely normal thing also avoid hygiene, going outside, everything else.

Thanks for that though. Weirdo.

Lol calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

Put on some "hilarious" boomer parody music and chill.

What is with the vac simps being so angry all the time. It's not good for your myocraditis to be raging 24/7

 

[Nobue]

Hashtags don't work here, newfag. Go back to Parler or Bitchute or whatever conspiracy site you go to for your ass-backwards conspiracy theories that I easily destroyed.

Why do you assume I don't know that? Surely you know you're being mocked.

Still insisting things when I explained the problems with your assumptions? Doesn't matter for one good reason-- people are starting not to play along. They're ignoring rules and rioting and assaulting cops where they're trying to act tough about it. People aren't getting the vaccines like they were, and the tricks used to propagandize us are falling apart. Businesses are refusing to enforce vaccine mandates, and even Democrat governors are backing down, and calling out Biden for tardraging about vaccines and restrictions.

I guess my point is, it wouldn't matter if you're right--your team is going to lose, and you'll lose this little thing that gives your life meaning. What will you devote your life to next? Floydism isn't that popular anymore, fyi

 

[glib]

JOE ROGAN BRAND IVERMECTIN SALESMAN ALEX JONES HERE, GIVING YOU WARM CHRISTMAS TIDINGS.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

Put on some "hilarious" boomer parody music and chill.

"You're mad, you're mad" screams the bug-eyed guy about to have a heart attack.

Keep telling yourself that, you fagged-out idiot.

 

[PFM]

Woke up this morning and pissed out my ass 5-6 times. Decided the best thing for me would be go to work (I work outside). Skin started aching a couple hours in but popped some ibuprofen. Feeling a bit better. Drinking plenty of water. Still not getting vaxxed and you can shove the test up your ass. It was probably the pizza I ate last night, who knows...

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

"You're mad, you're mad" screams the bug-eyed guy about to have a heart attack.

Keep telling yourself that, you fagged-out idiot.

Quick write up about 5 paragraphs about how totally not mad you are. That will show us!

Lol what a try hard.

Calm down gramps before you heart attack yourself

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You do know anyone can submit anything to VAERS

"A few people made fake submissions, guise. This means ALL other submissions are invalid! Trust the Science™" - HHH, 2021.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why do you assume I don't know that? Surely you know you're being mocked.

Still insisting things when I explained the problems with your assumptions? Doesn't matter for one good reason-- people are starting not to play along. They're ignoring rules and rioting and assaulting cops where they're trying to act tough about it. People aren't getting the vaccines like they were, and the tricks used to propagandize us are falling apart. Businesses are refusing to enforce vaccine mandates, and even Democrat governors are backing down, and calling out Biden for tardraging about vaccines and restrictions.

I guess my point is, it wouldn't matter if you're right--your team is going to lose, and you'll lose this little thing that gives your life meaning. What will you devote your life to next? Floydism isn't that popular anymore, fyi

Lol my "team"? So that is what you think it is. You think it's like sports. That's why you support the GOP so much, they're your "team". You know you're wrong but you can't admit your fellow boomers are dying of covid in huge amounts compared to us normies. Just another right-wing conspiracy believing simpleton. I am surprised you're not all in on QAnon with your impressionability and being gullible enough to believe the shit you do. Hell, what you've claimed makes QAnon seem reasonable.

You didn't explain them very good. I literally destroyed your lame explanations, which you only did to dodge the question because you know I am right. You just can't admit it because your "team" would look bad. Your reasoning was retarded, even by the standards already set by your low-IQ, uneducated simpleton self.

I'm not unlucky, I just must know a lot of people who are.

BTW, I was careful to only state anecdotal stories of people I personally know. These are not friend-of-a-friend tales, of which I have heard many more, these are first-hand stories of friends, work colleagues and relatives.

Bullshit dude. Like I said, side effects like you mentioned are extremely rare. There's no way you know that many people that had them. Stop searching VAERS and pretending you know everyone who had a side effect. Oh, and btw, side effects from covid itself are like 100x more common, if not moreso.

"A few people made fake submissions, guise. This means ALL other submissions are invalid! Trust the Science™" - HHH, 2021.

You're making up people you know who had side effects, so yeah, it's pretty believable.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol my "team"?

Lmao, I'm your tag-team partner at this point, but it's pure lunacy of course.

These people are just morons. The vast majority of all humans disagree with their dumb bullshit. They are on the level of flat earthers at this point. I know this makes them extremely angry, but despite being a minority of the population, the unvaccinated are 23 times more likely to end up in hospitals. Because of their stupidity.

I feel sorry for actual hospital personnel who have to deal with these gargantuan retards who literally chose to get their shit kicked in.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lmao, I'm your tag-team partner at this point, but it's pure lunacy of course.

These people are just morons. The vast majority of all humans disagree with their dumb bullshit. They are on the level of flat earthers at this point. I know this makes them extremely angry, but despite being a minority of the population, the unvaccinated are 23 times more likely to end up in hospitals. Because of their stupidity.

I feel sorry for actual hospital personnel who have to deal with these gargantuan retards who literally chose to get their shit kicked in.

This feels like a squash match when Road Warriors would beat up two jobbers. We're squashing these jobbers, brother

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Woke up this morning and pissed out my ass 5-6 times. Decided the best thing for me would be go to work (I work outside). Skin started aching a couple hours in but popped some ibuprofen. Feeling a bit better. Drinking plenty of water. Still not getting vaxxed and you can shove the test up your ass. It was probably the pizza I ate last night, who knows...

Sounds like the Megatron Variant of COVID! Better get your vax ASAP!

Quick write up about 5 paragraphs about how totally not mad you are. That will show us!

Everybody who regularly posts on this thread is MATI and autistic.
Its just a question of whether we embrace it or not.