Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Where does one get a fake vaxx card for employment purposes? (I would never do this as I am an upstanding vaxxed citizen obviously). However how would an unvaxxed chudcel theoretically get their hands on one? (Once again I would never do this because Fauci says it evil)
 
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"According to the findings, the rates of myocarditis in people who were vaccinated against COVID-19 were only twofold higher than in unvaccinated people."
Not taking it lol.
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And if you drill into the study further, you'll find that what they really discovered is that men over 50 get myocarditis, which they already knew.

Nobody want to do a study of myocarditis rates in vaccinated children-to-25-year-olds. It's always a total population sampling of mostly elderly people.
 
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New Ghostface said:
I got the Moderna vaccine and 10 months later I had RA. If it was because of the vaccine, then fuck Moderna. If it wasn't, then fuck my DNA.
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Dude, the liver exists and it's constantly filtering drugs/toxins. It's one of its main jobs. Paracetamol has a half life in the body of 2.5 hours. Some antidepressants can have 100 hours even of half life. But to think a jab of 2,5 mL with just some fragments of mRNA would have given you RA after 10 months in your body is just silly. The mRNA gets destroyed in the body after some days at most. (That's why they keep it in fridges to store and transport it. It's very fragile.)

You probably have just shit genetics or an unhealthy lifestyle. Ask around with your extended family if they also have it.
 
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minuki nuki said:
Where does one get a fake vaxx card for employment purposes? (I would never do this as I am an upstanding vaxxed citizen obviously). However how would an unvaxxed chudcel theoretically get their hands on one? (Once again I would never do this because Fauci says it evil)
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Depends on the country, right?

I'm not in the US, and I also didn't make one in the fall of 2021 to get into bars and shows and even NHL games. It also wasn't uploaded to a "verification service" to get into an EDM show and also didn't get verified faster than my friends real ones.

I didn't use regular printer paper instead of this retarded cardstock, I didn't write out my info in pen, I didn't look up matching lot #'s to satisfy the two weeks requirement, I didn't look up actual CVS store numbers to make it even more legit-looking. I didn't write in the first dose with my normal hand, then the second with my offhand to change the handwriting.

I also didn't cut it out, place it on a table and take a pic on my phone close up so you couldn't make out that the edges weren't cardstock.

I couldn't tell you what this nonexistent method would get you in terms of actual employment checks. Personally, I would maybe consider looking up CVS/Walgreens in Montana, where there is no state DB of vaxxies. You took a trip to Yellowstone in 2021, remember? You wanted to get away from all the craziness for a couple weeks. Got your shots in Bozeman while you were at it.

None of this is real, none of this is advice, this is me writing fanfiction. Emphasis on the fiction.
 
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minuki nuki said:
Where does one get a fake vaxx card for employment purposes? (I would never do this as I am an upstanding vaxxed citizen obviously). However how would an unvaxxed chudcel theoretically get their hands on one? (Once again I would never do this because Fauci says it evil)
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Just wait for a nearby gigavaxxer to drop dead of a heart attack and see if you can acquire theirs, it's happening a lot more these days so you should have some luck just white-out the name and you're golden :story:
 
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Justtocheck said:
Dude, the liver exists and it's constantly filtering drugs/toxins. It's one of its main jobs. Paracetamol has a half life in the body of 2.5 hours. Some antidepressants can have 100 hours even of half life. But to think a jab of 2,5 mL with just some fragments of mRNA would have given you RA after 10 months in your body is just silly. The mRNA gets destroyed in the body after some days at most. (That's why they keep it in fridges to store and transport it. It's very fragile.)

You probably have just shit genetics or an unhealthy lifestyle. Ask around with your extended family if they also have it.
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If that were true, the vaxx literally wouldn't work at all because the active ingredient is the mRNA. How sad is that you worship science but don't even know how science works. Protip, the mRNA tells your immune system to produce spike protein of a sort identical to the virus. Your body reacts to the spike and this reduces symptoms of the virus when you catch it, but because the mRNA doesn't work, you can still spread the virus.

Unfortunately the mRNA trains your immune system to respond to the spike like an allergen (so you'll never gain natural immunity) and the residue of the spike protein is incredibly dangerous to the circulatory system, lymph nodes, gonads (reduced fertility+higher chance of birth defect), and practically every other part of your body. First symptoms include VAIDS, myocarditis, infertility, etc. but later on you're definitely gonna get some cancer in there too.

This does not happen if you're smart and trust your natural immunity, where the spike protein stops existing because it's foreign junk your body tosses out. Your immune system is a spike protein factory for months and months. Like every time you get boosted, you're paying Pharma to rape your immune system.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Unfortunately the mRNA trains your immune system to respond to the spike like an allergen (so you'll never gain natural immunity) and the residue of the spike protein is incredibly dangerous to the circulatory system, lymph nodes, gonads (reduced fertility+higher chance of birth defect), and practically every other part of your body. First symptoms include VAIDS, myocarditis, infertility, etc. but later on you're definitely gonna get some cancer in there too.
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Will the mRNA also make me magnetic? lmao
 
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