Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ummmmmmmm sweetie I never said that, or you'd show me where I did

You are saying it by saying that the medical professionals, who overwhelmingly recommend getting vaccinated for covid, are wrong and that the vaccine is super duper dangerous and doesn't work

So now, tell me, why do you feel that listening to grifters like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones makes you know more about vaccines than medical professionals? Answer the question instead of dodging it like it's a formal education

 

[Snappy Turtle]

that the vaccine is super duper dangerous

Ummmmmmm I never said thaaaaaaaaaaaaat or you'd show me where I diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

You are saying it by saying that the medical professionals, who overwhelmingly recommend getting vaccinated for covid

Name ONE credible medical professional who (((recomends))) the vaccine, then I'll name one that doesn't.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ummmmmmm I never said thaaaaaaaaaaaaat or you'd show me where I diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

So you're pro vaccine then?

Name ONE credible medical professional who (((recomends))) the vaccine, then I'll name one that doesn't.

pretty much all of them do. For example, Harvard recommends it (https://www.harvard.edu/in-focus/vaccines/). I know, you claim Harvard is "woke" and thus you can't trust them but instead should listen to Alex Jones about medical advice. Name one credible one that doesn't. And by credible I mean one that isn't a grifter or believes that demon sperm causes diseases.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

So you're pro vaccine then?

Nope. Just because I don't think it's "super duper dangerous" doesn't make me pro vaccine. I presume you do not think covid is "super duper dangerous" yet are also not pro covid.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Nope. Just because I don't think it's "super duper dangerous" doesn't make me pro vaccine. I presume you do not think covid is "super duper dangerous" yet are also not pro covid.

So then you are saying that you know more than medical professionals because you listen to Alex Jones and read alt-right anti-vax memes on Facebook

Why do you claim to know more than medical professionals about medicine? Stop dodging the question like it's an education

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

pretty much all of them do. For example, Harvard recommends it (https://www.harvard.edu/in-focus/vaccines/). I know, you claim Harvard is "woke" and thus you can't trust them but instead should listen to Alex Jones about medical advice. Name one credible one that doesn't. And by credible I mean one that isn't a grifter or believes that demon sperm causes diseases.

Pretty much all of them don't. For example, there is at least one scientifict peer-reviewed papier, that I just found on google in two seconds, that doesn't recommend it (https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/9/7/693/htm). I know, you claim The Science is "racist" and thus you can't trust them but instead should listen to Joe Biden about medical advice. Name one who does. And by credible I mean one that isn't a corporate executive or believes that you can put on a wig and compete in women's wrestling.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

So then you are saying that you know more than medical professionals because you listen to Alex Jones

Dude you already admitted that making up quotes from other people and arguing against them is super gay, why the turnaround? Is this your way of coming out?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Pretty much all of them don't. For example, there is at least one scientifict peer-reviewed papier, that I just found on google in two seconds, that doesn't recommend it (https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/9/7/693/htm). I know, you claim The Science is "racist" and thus you can't trust them but instead should listen to Joe Biden about medical advice. Name one who does. And by credible I mean one that isn't a corporate executive or believes that you can put on a wig and compete in women's wrestling.

I know you're a proud, anti-education, low IQ simpleton, but you do know that "pretty much all of them" is not 1%, right? I also know that you think Harvard isn't credible but instead prefer neo-nazi websites for your evidence. The study you cited was just a meta study from Israeli data, which you nazis don't like anyway. And besides, if you weren't a low IQ neonazi, you'd have noticed the big text on the top of the site that said the study was retracted: https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/9/7/729

So thank you for proving my point for me. The only anti-vax study you can find was retracted

Here's a site with a study showing that they work pretty well: https://directorsblog.nih.gov/2022/10/18/study-shows-benefits-of-covid-19-vaccines-and-boosters/

Face it, the vast majority of medical professionals tell their patients and have gotten their families vaccinated. I know you hate everything to do with education like a good little neonazi, but it's okay to admit people who study a subject for a living know more about it than you do

Dude you already admitted that making up quotes from other people and arguing against them is super gay, why the turnaround? Is this your way of coming out?

I never admitted that. Show me where I admitted it?
Now, answer my question. Why do you claim that watching Alex Jones makes you know more about vaccines than medical professionals? And whose sock are you?
Again, I understand you're a proudly uneducated, low IQ, intellectually inferior simpleton, but answer the questions and stop dodging them like they're a formal education.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

I never admitted that. Show me where I admitted it? Now, answer my question. Why do you claim that watching Alex Jones makes you know more about vaccines than medical professionals?

Idk man it's pretty hard to take you seriously when you keep flip flopping like this.

 

[Broadside]

You are saying it by saying that the medical professionals, who overwhelmingly recommend getting vaccinated for covid, are wrong and that the vaccine is super duper dangerous and doesn't work

So now, tell me, why do you feel that listening to grifters like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones makes you know more about vaccines than medical professionals? Answer the question instead of dodging it like it's a formal education

Don't worry shillbros we'll get them next time

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Idk man it's pretty hard to take you seriously when you keep flip flopping like this.

I understand you take pride in being intellectually slow, but you should look up what "flip flop" means. We can add that along with "admitted" to the words that confuse your diseased brain.

Now, answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're a science book.

Don't worry shillbros we'll get them next time

It's funny when retards who do nothing but parrot Fox News and religious talking points accuse others of being shills

 

[Broadside]

I understand you take pride in being intellectually slow, but you should look up what "flip flop" means. We can add that along with "admitted" to the words that confuse your diseased brain.

Now, answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're a science book.


It's funny when retards who do nothing but parrot Fox News and religious talking points accuse others of being shills

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I know you're a proud, anti-education, low IQ simpleton, but you do know that "pretty much all of them" is not 1%, right? I also know that you think Harvard isn't credible but instead prefer neo-nazi websites for your evidence. The study you cited was just a meta study from Israeli data, which you nazis don't like anyway.

Here's a site with a study showing that they work pretty well: https://directorsblog.nih.gov/2022/10/18/study-shows-benefits-of-covid-19-vaccines-and-boosters/

Face it, the vast majority of medical professionals tell their patients and have gotten their families vaccinated. I know you hate everything to do with education like a good little neonazi, but it's okay to admit people who study a subject for a living know more about it than you do

I know you're a homosexual, anime fan fiction admirer, low testosterone nincompoop, but you know that "pretty much all of them" is not 99%, right? I also know, for I read your mind, that you think The Science isn't credible, but instead a tool of indoctrination for your troon child fuckery. The Harvard you cited is literally a fucking pamflet, which is the broadest form of literature you wagie cucks are capable of reading.

Here is a site showing that it literally doesn't fucking matter if yo get the shot or not: https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/vaccinat...t-mean-the-shots-don-t-work-experts-1.5730793

Ass it, the vast majority of medical professionals tell their patients that it's their choice if they want to get their heart steroids and if they don't want to, they will not lose their job or get harassed by loonies all day. I know you hate that you don't have friends, so you have to be a parrot like a good little retard, but it's okay to admit that people who claim to study their shit were absolutely fucking wrong and you're insane to ever trust goberment ever again at face value. Also I'm smarter than you.

 

[Snappy Turtle]

I understand you take pride in being intellectually slow, but you should look up what "flip flop" means. We can add that along with "admitted" to the words that confuse your diseased brain.

It is a flip flop though. First you admit that making up quotes from other users and arguing against them is retarded and gay and apologize for doing it, then you start making up things I said like "watching Alex Jones makes me know more about vaccines than doctors" AND you deny apologizing in the first place. You're all over the map bud. Is winning internet arguments so important to you that you'd stoop to such levels?

 

[Broadside]

Imagine still trying to gaslight people to get the poke, that's like so last season

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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You're in here throwing a temper tantrum that people listen to medical professionals over Alex Jones when it comes to medical advice. You're autistic even for a /pol/ reject

@CAPTAIN MATI (it wont let me quote your post) if you could actually read, you'd see they linked the study on the bottom of my link. Again, I know you're a proud, low intellect simpleton, but the vast majority of doctors recommend their patients get vaccinated. I know you claim that reading neonazi website memes makes you know more about medicine than people who study it for a living, but it doesn't.

Your own source you just linked even says the vaccine works. Even for a European who simps for the nazis who invaded his home land, you're a retard and keep digging yourself deeper each post

It is a flip flop though. First you admit that making up quotes from other users and arguing against them is retarded and gay and apologize for doing it, then you start making up things I said like "watching Alex Jones makes me know more about vaccines than doctors" AND you deny apologizing in the first place. You're all over the map bud. Is winning internet arguments so important to you that you'd stoop to such levels?

You literally do think that watching Alex Jones makes you know more about medicine than medical professionals, or you'd be pro-vaccine and not in here spaztically flailing around because people don't listen to your grifter "medical" guru Alex Jones.

Now, I know you're a proud, anti-education simpleton, but it's not hard to follow the logic here. 99% of doctors recommend their patients get vaccinated and have gotten their families vaccinated. So you are claiming that you listening to Alex Jones makes you know more about medicine than them because you're saying they're wrong. Again, I know logic isn't a low IQ simpleton's strong suit, but just try here.

Now you're just literally making shit up about me because you have nothing else. I should expect as much from a guy who fetishizes grifters like you do

Now, answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're an education

 

[Snappy Turtle]

You literally do think that watching Alex Jones makes you know more about medicine than medical professionals, or you'd be pro-vaccine and not in here spaztically flailing around because people don't listen to your grifter "medical" guru Alex Jones.

I guess what I'm confused about is why you think that Stephen Colbert and this kid know more about medicine than the thousands - nay, millions - of doctors who have urged caution towards taking experimental vaccines. By the way I am acknowledging your "answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're an [x]" joke format, you can stop making it now

 

[Broadside]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan needs his own lolcow page if you ask me

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Hollywood Hulk Hogan​

You're in here throwing a temper tantrum that people listen to medical professionals over Alex Jones when it comes to medical advice. You're autistic even for a /pol/ reject

@CAPTAIN MATI (it wont let me quote your post) if you could actually read, you'd see they linked the study on the bottom of my link. Again, I know you're a proud, low intellect simpleton, but the vast majority of doctors recommend their patients get vaccinated. I know you claim that reading neonazi website memes makes you know more about medicine than people who study it for a living, but it doesn't.

Your own source you just linked even says the vaccine works. Even for a European who simps for the nazis who invaded his home land, you're a retard and keep digging yourself deeper each post

You're here throwing a rock backwards that people listen to more than one side of medical professionals over Joe Biden when it comes to medical vice. You're cringe ever for a /mlp/ poster.

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan (u a bitch lol) if you actually read, you'd see they linked the study on the bottom of ur link. Again, I know you're gay, literally on welfare, but vast majority of doctors are scared shitless because they were super fucking wrong as they lose patients to big heart syndrome. I know you claim linking to some bullshit that you're too stupid to go through yourself makes you think you're on par the line of bullshit as your fake corporate doctors, but it doesn't.

My own source says the sky isn't blue, it's actually blue. Even for a homeless Californian who lives under communism which gave away his job to your mom's black girlfriend with a penis, you stink.