Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
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SIGSEGV said:
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SIGSEGV said:
Okay, go get your vaccine or you'll be associated with "people" like @knobslobbin and @Dude Weed. The choice is yours.
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Well, you guys are the outliers here.

Looking at the poll results, everyone that voted "No, I'd wait longer" is essentially an "Antivaxxer" because they don't trust everyone and everything that is telling them it's completely safe and harmless and necessary.

So just 30% of you actually want to get jabbed and 70% don't.

EDIT: Also, the Yes % will include a lot of people who were forced to get it but probably wouldn't have otherwise.
 
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I rather fancy my odds when it comes to blood clots, so I'm waiting around for the Johnson and Johnson vaccine to return.
 
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need_shoeonhead_nudes said:
Well, you guys are the outliers here.

Looking at the poll results, everyone that voted "No, I'd wait longer" is essentially an "Antivaxxer" because they don't trust everyone and everything that is telling them it's completely safe and harmless and necessary.

So just 30% of you actually want to get jabbed and 70% don't.

EDIT: Also, the Yes % will include a lot of people who were forced to get it but probably wouldn't have otherwise.
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I have not been jabbed and I think you are an annoying faggot who doesn't just want to admit you're irrationally scared of it like I am. Instead you wrap it up in polls and other dumb shit.
 
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Canoodler said:
It's so obvious the COVID vaccine is just a means for the government to plant nanorobots into people's bloodstreams and spy on them.
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It might be but it is first and foremost a delayed killshot.
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

I craved the strength of and certainty of the vaccine.

I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Fauci.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.

One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the Mrna is immortal...
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No sadly you now have Nurgle's rot. You must be purged by holy flammer. For the Emporer!
 
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