Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Wormy]

Just because your doctor prescribed you pills doesn't mean you should triple the dose.

Once again, you people scream to the heavens about the ebils of the troon loving Big Pharma, but then demand I give into them? I can't win with KiwiFarmers!

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Once again, you people scream to the heavens about the ebils of the troon loving Big Pharma, but then demand I give into them? I can't win with KiwiFarmers!

Big Pharma has little to do with troons.
Also I appreciate the advancements in medical science.
Just not the jab.
Also you are retarded.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Well I TRY to, but I keep getting called out as subhuman and people want to kill me over it, so...

Be like a clam at high tide. Chill. Drink some kava, smoke some weed, drink a six pack, listen to some relaxing music. Whatever it is, make sure it's not playing the victim on an autistic gossip forum.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Starting tomorrow I will be out of town for a week and will not be on Kiwi Farms. I hope all of you American Kiwi Farmers have a great Thanksgiving and I hope the non-Americans have a great week as well.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Here is an interesting thread. According to the Washington Post, the majority of covid deaths this year were to vaccinated and/or boosted individuals. I guess it's not a pandemic of the unvaccinated anymore. What a convenient time for Anthony Fauci to retire.

inb4 the 'but more vulnerable people are more likely to be vaccinated so this makes sense' rebuttal. We get it, fat people are having a tough time with covid. The point is the vax isn't saving many of them.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

Here is an interesting thread. According to the Washington Post, the majority of covid deaths this year were to vaccinated and/or boosted individuals. I guess it's not a pandemic of the unvaccinated anymore. What a convenient time for Anthony Fauci to retire.

inb4 the 'but more vulnerable people are more likely to be vaccinated so this makes sense' rebuttal. We get it, fat people are having a tough time with covid. The point is the vax isn't saving many of them.

OHHHHH NO!!!!! If you are really stupid, then this is a red flag.

It is not because most people are vaccinated, so they are the larger group, and many who are getting the vaccine now are people with pre-existing conditions.

No, it is something something Vacines bad, Fox news facebook boomer meme, 5-g, bill gates, China, Bats, spikes and autism or what ever you flat earthers belive now.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It is not because most people are vaccinated, so they are the larger group, and many who are getting the vaccine now are people with pre-existing conditions.

65% of the US population is fully vaccinated. And they accounted for 58% of the covid deaths this year. Nice vaccine.

No, it is something something Vacines bad, Fox news facebook boomer meme, 5-g, bill gates, China, Bats, spikes and autism or what ever you flat earthers belive now.

It's an article from the Washington Post, you spastic.

 

[Toolbox]

65% of the US population is fully vaccinated. And they accounted for 58% of the covid deaths this year. Nice vaccine.

It's an article from the Washington Post, you spastic.

It doesn't matter what you post, randomtwitter is just a constant spastic who will ignore it. Good to see this thread is still the insane asylum of KF.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It doesn't matter what you post, randomtwitter is just a constant spastic who will ignore it. Good to see this thread is still the insane asylum of KF.

Ah, I guess he's filing in for HHH, who is totally not posting on kiwi farms this week.

 

[Toolbox]

Ah, I guess he's filing in for HHH, who is totally not posting on kiwi farms this week.

HHH is actually far more behaved than twitter guy. TG's name is accurate to how he acts, at least it does what it says on the tin.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

HHH is actually far more behaved than twitter guy. TG's name is accurate to how he acts, at least it does what it says on the tin.

Why the fuck would I behave in the designated shiting street of KF.

This is the containment zone for you retards who are so far off your own ass and to the right politically that you get sad when you see a black person walking around the street without being lynched.

 

[Toolbox]

Why the fuck would I behave in the designated shiting street of KF.

This is the containment zone for you retards who are so far off your own ass and to the right politically that you get sad when you see a black person walking around the street without being lynched.

You're one of the retards in A&H. You joined to mostly post here, you set yourself up with a political avatar you haven't changed the whole time I've seen you here. You spend most of your time getting in political slapfights, something even I have started waning myself off and I know I use the political board too much. This is supposed to be a site for laughing at and documenting lolcows. We're simply cultivating them within our own userbase instead. I suppose that's where the real farm is isn't it?

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

You're one of the retards in A&H. You joined to mostly post here, you set yourself up with a political avatar you haven't changed the whole time I've seen you here. You spend most of your time getting in political slapfights, something even I have started waning myself off and I know I use the political board too much. This is supposed to be a site for laughing at and documenting lolcows. We're simply cultivating them within our own userbase instead. I suppose that's where the real farm is isn't it?

Yeah, i fucking love that dumb bird with a dumb hat. What of it? It is not a Political statement is a bird with a dumb hat. If it is political for you, then stop being a dumb faggot.

I think it is funny starting shit with a bunch of cunts whose height of intellect is for there to be a post about a black person, and 80% of the posts are a version of NIGGGGGGEREERREERERERERAERERER!!!!!!! as the height of wit.
Look at a post about Biden...something something Q-tard stolen election. It is same low tier shit, so why not fuck with the local cows on the containment board.

It is supposed to be a site about lolcows, but for me, it is more fun to poke the retards in the containment shiting board.
Lolcow is going to lolcow. However, some assmad retard who goes back to negrate every dam post i have made is fucking gold.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

65% of the US population is fully vaccinated. And they accounted for 58% of the covid deaths this year. Nice vaccine.

Wait a minute... if the vaccine were 0% effective, then 65% of the population would've accounted for 65% of the deaths, correct?

The inverse of this is the unvaxxed (35% of the population) accounted for 42% of the deaths... so more unvaxxed died than vaxxed. Or was this a comment on the relative ineffectiveness of COVID vaccine when compared to other vaccines?

 

[PFM]

lol still no

Edit: Quick question: if i were to get the vax how often am i supposed to get this "booster"? Have they decided this yet? Last I checked any protection wanes very quickly after something like 90 days. So every 3 months? Is this still what the "experts" are saying? Genuinely curious. I honestly haven't paid any attention in awhile.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

lol still no

Edit: Quick question: if i were to get the vax how often am i supposed to get this "booster"? Have they decided this yet? Last I checked any protection wanes very quickly after something like 90 days. So every 3 months? Is this still what the "experts" are saying? Genuinely curious. I honestly haven't paid any attention in awhile.

Meh, I just personally avoid it like it's the mark of the beast. My policy is to do the opposite of whatever the WEF wants me to do. They're obviously going to tell you "vax is good" in a 60,000 word dissertation.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I think it is funny starting shit with a bunch of cunts whose height of intellect is for there to be a post about a black person, and 80% of the posts are a version of NIGGGGGGEREERREERERERERAERERER!!!!!!! as the height of wit.

African Americans are among the most vaccine hesitant in the US. Your racism is pretty blatant there, buddy.

Wait a minute... if the vaccine were 0% effective, then 65% of the population would've accounted for 65% of the deaths, correct?

The inverse of this is the unvaxxed (35% of the population) accounted for 42% of the deaths... so more unvaxxed died than vaxxed. Or was this a comment on the relative ineffectiveness of COVID vaccine when compared to other vaccines?

It was meant to mock the effectiveness of the covid vaccine compared to others. If it was a good vaccine, vaccinated people wouldn't account for the majority of covid deaths in a given year, one would assume.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

It was meant to mock the effectiveness of the covid vaccine compared to others. If it was a good vaccine, vaccinated people wouldn't account for the majority of covid deaths in a given year, one would assume.

Oh yeah, I remember that now. The news stopped reporting on that total after the vaxxed # of deaths overtook the unvaxxed deaths earlier this year.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Ah, I guess he's filing in for HHH, who is totally not posting on kiwi farms this week.

You don't need a person to fill in for a leftist. They're so ideologically possessed you could make do with a chatbot that REEEEEEEs about lefty dadaist bullshit and it'd be similar enough. You don't even need to say anything any more controversial than "I don't think this shot has been through proper safety trials", they'll start screaming Q-ANON at you as if shitting themselves in response to any stimuli and smugging about it made sense.

You Fox News-watching, Tucker Carlson simping, anti-science /pol-tard Q-boomer Alex Jones fat stupid smelly ugly obese ORANGE BAD racist redneck uneducated filthy unjabbed subhuman.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Oh yeah, I remember that now. The news stopped reporting on that total after the vaxxed # of deaths overtook the unvaxxed deaths earlier this year.

I guess the numbers make sense in a way. If you're obese, you could potentially die from covid whether you're vaxxed or not. So there shouldn't really be a discrepancy between vaxxed and unvaxxed covid deaths in a year.

The best way to protect yourself from covid is probably to eat steamed vegetables and grilled chicken a few times a week. Being fat is a choice.

You Fox News-watching, Tucker Carlson simping, anti-science /pol-tard Q-boomer Alex Jones fat stupid smelly ugly obese ORANGE BAD racist redneck uneducated filthy unjabbed subhuman.

I'll always admit that I think Tucker Carlson is smart and based. Christopher Hitchens was a fan of his writing, I'd think that would carry weight with the science fags.