Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Hüftpriester said:
Nah, she would've dealt with me for free. She was lusting after my penis before I told her I wasn't vaxxed and didn't want it. When she realized she couldn't charm me into taking it, she got really frustrated and I laughed in her face.
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I'll take things that didn't happen for $50, Alex....
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Nah, she would've dealt with me for free. She was lusting after my penis before I told her I wasn't vaxxed and didn't want it. When she realized she couldn't charm me into taking it, she got really frustrated and I laughed in her face.
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And then everyone stood up and applauded. While someone jabbed you behind your back and you didn't even notice it.
 
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coof coof said:
True. "Statistically linked but definitely not causing it guys." Have you considered, however, that you are old, fat and very gay? :thinking:
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I definitely have considered that I've been alive longer than you weird morons and your conspiracy theories do not sway me in the least.

Without even seeing you, I am absolutely certain that you're gayer, fatter, and dumber than I am and I will outlive you.

We will see who wins.
 
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In the interests of fairness and diversity, I refuse to take the vaccine until every nigger, kike, wop, slope, gook, faggot and tranny has been vaccinated first. In fact, in the interests of selflessness, I will step aside until every other person in the world is vaccinated before me.
 
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AnOminous said:
I definitely have considered that I've been alive longer than you weird morons and your conspiracy theories do not sway me in the least.

Without even seeing you, I am absolutely certain that you're gayer, fatter, and dumber than I am and I will outlive you.

We will see who wins.
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Ah yes. Gay, fat, old, and also a reddit-spacer. Many such cases. Understandable though since your decrepit eyes have a hard time if it isn't quintuple spaced.
 
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Well I am personally strapping on racks of vax needles on every shoulder on my body (well okay I only have two) and I am going to turn into the most retarded superhero of all time and just jab you all with vaxes until you submit and admit you were totally wrong and join my MAXX VAXX team of superheros who go out jabbing people whether they like it or not.

SUCK IT BIZZITCHES!
 
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coof coof said:
Ah yes. Gay, fat, old, and also a reddit-spacer. Many such cases. Understandable though since your decrepit eyes have a hard time if it isn't quintuple spaced.
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I am definitely doing you first because of your pathetic habit of trying to meme "reddit spacing" into reality. Go die. It's called paragraphs you illiterate moron.
 
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AnOminous said:
And then everyone stood up and applauded. While someone jabbed you behind your back and you didn't even notice it.
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I take back anything nice I ever said for you, you are medical rapist, take as many shots as you want you are lost. Listen closely no means no. You try to force jab anyone and it will end VERY badly for you.
 
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AnOminous said:
I definitely have considered that I've been alive longer than you weird morons and your conspiracy theories do not sway me in the least.

Without even seeing you, I am absolutely certain that you're gayer, fatter, and dumber than I am and I will outlive you.

We will see who wins.
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AnOminous said:
I am definitely doing you first because of your pathetic habit of trying to meme "reddit spacing" into reality. Go die. It's called paragraphs you illiterate moron.
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Yep one sentence is definitely a paragraph. Maybe scrape your brain off the floor and put it back in BEFORE you type not after.
Edit: Also please do try. It would be worth it to watch your fat ass waddle after me. HAHAHAHAH
 
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I take back anything nice I ever said for you, you are medical rapist, take as many shots as you want you are lost. Listen closely no means no. You try to force jab anyone and it will end VERY badly for you.
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No it won't because you'll never catch me because you're DUMB. Those jabs are going into you whether you like it or not!
 
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Dude Christmas said:
Try it and I will kill you, Im NOT fucking around you braindead zombie.
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You will never catch me and I am fanatically committed to doing it. Look around you! I might be there! Right now!

I might have even already done it. I have needles you can't even detect.
Hüftpriester said:
A jeopardy reference from a black weeb, not shocking that you can't relate to getting attention from the opposite sex
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Do NOT trust that guy. He has OPENLY admitted to being a nigger.
 
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