Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Norbert the Tiger]

Right-winger Salty Crackers on the Damar Hamlin affair.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Lol of course anti-vax simpletons are claiming Hamlin's cardiac arrest was from the vaccine and not commotio cordis. You tards blame every death on the vaccine, including people who died before the vaccine existed and people who were unvaccinated. There's a reason people laugh at you schizos.

I love how the Pharma shills were acting within 30 minutes to put out commotio cordis as the narrative. Yeah, totally legit since players get banged in the chest countless times a game, but in the past 50 years you can count the number of players who've dropped dead on the field at any level of football on one hand (and the last NFL player to die on-field had early onset heart disease and his doctors were sued into oblivion for clearing him to play). They also got hit way harder back in the day because the rules weren't pussified and their gear wasn't as good.

Even if Damar Hamlin had a heart condition, this is the still the fault of the vaxx since it is even more dangerous for those with pre-existing conditions. Heard about it from older relatives with heart disease, they thankfully haven't had severe issues but they thought they might have to go to the doctor after they got vaxxed. They regret it and aren't getting vaxxed again.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Yeah guys, remember all those professional athletes who collapsed on the field before 2020? It's totally normal....

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I love how the Pharma shills were acting within 30 minutes to put out commotio cordis as the narrative. Yeah, totally legit since players get banged in the chest countless times a game, but in the past 50 years you can count the number of players who've dropped dead on the field at any level of football on one hand (and the last NFL player to die on-field had early onset heart disease and his doctors were sued into oblivion for clearing him to play).

Even if Damar Hamlin had a heart condition, this is the still the fault of the vaxx since it is even more dangerous for those with pre-existing conditions. Heard about it from older relatives with heart disease, they thankfully haven't had severe issues but they thought they might have to go to the doctor after they got vaxxed. They regret it and aren't getting vaxxed again.

I understand you're an anti-education simpleton but you could look up what commotio cordis is and how it happens. He got hit in the chest at the exact moment which caused it. Again, I know you take pride in hating anything to do with education, but you should read up on it.

But no, every death on the planet is now from the vaccine. Schizophrenic, anti-education simpletons said so!

Right-winger Salty Crackers on the Damar Hamlin affair.

That's almost as retarded as your boomer ass is

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I understand you're an anti-education simpleton but you could look up what commotio cordis is and how it happens. He got hit in the chest at the exact moment which caused it. Again, I know you take pride in hating anything to do with education, but you should read up on it.

But no, every death on the planet is now from the vaccine. Schizophrenic, anti-education simpletons said so!

I know what it is. It's so rare that it doesn't happen and odds are nobody in football has ever died from it. Nor do they get up and take a few steps before collapsing from it. But it sure does seem like a hastily shat out narrative from Pharma shills/their government buddies at Eglin AFB. Can't have millions of Americans know the truth about why a guy just collapsed and a hyped Monday Night Football game got cancelled.

A lot of players in that game knew what was up. It could've been them, because very few in the NFL besides Aaron Rodgers were smart enough/brave enough to take a stand against such a dangerous drug.

 

[Hüftpriester]

But no, every death on the planet is now from the vaccine. Schizophrenic, anti-education simpletons said so!

Why are you so quick to believe the commotio cordis explanation? Isn't there a chance something else happened? Not even saying it's vax related but you are very credulous when it comes to the dominant narrative.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know what it is. It's so rare that it doesn't happen and odds are nobody in football has ever died from it. Nor do they get up and take a few steps before collapsing from it. But it sure does seem like a hastily shat out narrative from Pharma shills/their government buddies at Eglin AFB. Can't have millions of Americans know the truth about why a guy just collapsed and a hyped Monday Night Football game got cancelled.

A lot of players in that game knew what was up. It could've been them, because very few in the NFL besides Aaron Rodgers were smart enough/brave enough to take a stand against such a dangerous drug.

You obviously don't know what it is or you wouldn't be spazing out about how the vaccine kills everyone who takes it.

Again, if you knew what it was, you'd understand why he collapsed. But you're an anti-vax, uneducated simpleton who hates anything to do with learning, so we should expect this.

Why are you so quick to believe the commotio cordis explanation? Isn't there a chance something else happened? Not even saying it's vax related but you are very credulous when it comes to the dominant narrative.

Why are you anti-vaxers so quick to label every death as a death from the vaccine? The commotio cordis makes a lot more sense than it being the vaccine.

Sure, you're totally not saying it's not the vaccine but you aren't asking your fellow anti-vax simpletons the same question. You also made this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-getting-the-vaccine.84995/post-14083787

People would take you tards a lot more seriously if you didn't blame every death on the vaccine. You guys even blame people who weren't vaccinated's death on the vaccine. And people who died before it even existed. Then you wonder why people laugh at you and call you uneducated simpletons

Doctors who comment on NFL injuries are saying they think it's commotio cordis. I know you claim to know more about medicine than doctors because you listen to Alex Jones, but you don't

 

[Hüftpriester]

The commotio cordis makes a lot more sense than it being the vaccine.

Just because it makes more sense doesn't mean it's what happened. You are speculating just as much as the anti-vax crowd. You should calm down and wait for more facts to come out.

 

[AnOminous]

>believing anything Chairman Xi says
Of course you'd take the vaxx, you believe Chinese political theater (which is even more fake, but maybe not as gay, as Western political theater) is totally true. Good sheeperson, remember to watch your carbon hoofprint!

Can you even read you loli-obsessed weirdo? He was saying the exact opposite.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Just because it makes more sense doesn't mean it's what happened. You are speculating just as much as the anti-vax crowd. You should calm down and wait for more facts to come out.

Why are there so many simpletons who overlook that often times it is a confluence if causal factors that compound each, a multi factor of causes that together lead to a result....

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Yeah guys, remember all those professional athletes who collapsed on the field before 2020? It's totally normal....

Just like how often kids used to get heart attacks and strokes. Weird that there was never a need for public advisement on such a common occurrence until after the vaccine roll out....

 

[Ozul]

It's OK guys, the CDC says the vaccine is 100% safe and effective. You literally don't even have to think, they do it for you
If a doctor tells me that cutting off my genitals will cure my mental illness, I'm listening, because they went to medical school and I didn't.

young adults aren't getting heart attacks, but if they were, it's a good thing - because the earth is over populated something something climate change something something carbon footprint.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just because it makes more sense doesn't mean it's what happened. You are speculating just as much as the anti-vax crowd. You should calm down and wait for more facts to come out.

Again, ironic coming from the guy who claimed it was the vaccine right before my post (here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-getting-the-vaccine.84995/post-14083787). Typical dishonesty from the anti-vax simpleton crowd.
Again, why aren't you asking yourself that question and why aren't you asking your fellow simpletons?

It's OK guys, the CDC says the vaccine is 100% safe and effective. You literally don't even have to think, they do it for you
If a doctor tells me that cutting off my genitals will cure my mental illness, I'm listening, because they went to medical school and I didn't.

young adults aren't getting heart attacks, but if they were, it's a good thing - because the earth is over populated something something climate change something something carbon footprint.

We know, we know, you think you know more about medicine than doctors because you watch Fox News

 

[Hüftpriester]

Again, ironic coming from the guy who claimed it was the vaccine right before my post

It was an observation, not a statement of fact. Can you name an example of an athlete collapsing on the field/pitch/etc. before 2020? It seems to happen pretty often now. Maybe it's just a coincidence but it's a strange one.

I'm sure athletes who went against the social pressure and refused to take it (like Aaron Rodgers) are sleeping a lot better than the niggercattle who are up to date with their boosters.

 

[AnOminous]

It was an observation, not a statement of fact. Can you name an example of an athlete collapsing on the field/pitch/etc. before 2020?

Len Bias. That's without even thinking. (Of course he had a reason.)

 

[Justtocheck]

>believing anything Chairman Xi says
Of course you'd take the vaxx, you believe Chinese political theater (which is even more fake, but maybe not as gay, as Western political theater) is totally true. Good sheeperson, remember to watch your carbon hoofprint!

As Anominous said I said the opposite. I have a feeling you don't read what I say, and you are just in it for the trolling. Okay.

 

[Ozul]

Why are you anti-vaxers so quick to label every death as a death from the vaccine? The commotio cordis makes a lot more sense than it being the vaccine.

Why are you covid cucks so quick to label every death as a death from covid? Yeah, people who died in car accidents are definitely a covid casualty.
You label everyone who isn't retarded as an "anti-vaxer." Just cause someone doesn't want the 50 millionth vaccine DLC doesn't make a person an "anti-vaxer."
I'm also a transphobe because I don't want to fuck troons. Your labels mean nothing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It was an observation, not a statement of fact. Can you name an example of an athlete collapsing on the field/pitch/etc. before 2020? It seems to happen pretty often now. Maybe it's just a coincidence but it's a strange one.

I'm sure athletes who went against the social pressure and refused to take it (like Aaron Rodgers) are sleeping a lot better than the niggercattle who are up to date with their boosters.

See, again, you are claiming it was from the vaccine while still denying you are claiming it. You're such a coward. You not only deny being a Republican boomer but you can't even own your own retarded anti-vax takes.

Do you even know how commotio cordis works? You have to get hit at the exact right time. He got it by a 200 lb man going 15 mph, it was likely that. But no, you anti-vax retards have to blame every death on vaccines. Even people who aren't vaccinated dying is from the vaccine according to you tards. Then you get mad when everyone else laughs at you and doesn't take you seriously.

Why are you covid cucks so quick to label every death as a death from covid? Yeah, people who died in car accidents are definitely a covid casualty.
You label everyone who isn't retarded as an "anti-vaxer." Just cause someone doesn't want the 50 millionth vaccine DLC doesn't make a person an "anti-vaxer."
I'm also a transphobe because I don't want to fuck troons. Your labels mean nothing.

Another uneducated simpleton who has trouble counting to "1". There's 1 booster. Again, I know you're an uneducated simpleton but even you should be able to count to that.

I do agree blaming every death on covid is retarded, but it's hilarious how you schizos are now blaming every death on the vaccine while still tardraging about the CDC blaming every death on covid

 

[BikeLock]

I like how an Injury that only rarely occurs in Baseball when a batter gets struck directly in the chest with a fastball is what the "doctors" are immediately running with, despite this never happening in the 100 years of the NFL being a thing. I'm fairly sure dudes who had that injury in baseball after taking a 90 mph heater to the chest don't take a couple of steps directly afterwards, either.

Either way, he had a heart attack live in front of millions, and the powers that be are all coping and seething and trying frantically blame literally anything else but the vaccine for a 24 year old athlete in allegedly peak conditioning dropping after getting up from a routine tackle.

If a hit like that was really the cause, how the fuck has Gronk NOT killed anyone during his career? Or like, ANY of the huge hitters from the last two decades of football? Ray Lewis should have left multiple bodies in his wake (on field) for example.

 

[Hüftpriester]

See, again, you are claiming it was from the vaccine while still denying you are claiming it. You're such a coward. You not only deny being a Republican boomer but you can't even own your own retarded anti-vax takes.

It was an off-hand comment left to annoy you and it's making you seethe. Imagine getting this worked up over the vaccine in 2023. Take your meds.

Do you even know how commotio cordis works? You have to get hit at the exact right time. He got it by a 200 lb man going 15 mph, it was likely that.

Thanks for explaining how it works. I'm sure you were an expert on the topic before frantically reading through the journoscsum approved narrative this morning.

Then you get mad when everyone else laughs at you and doesn't take you seriously.

I'm literally laughing out loud at how mad you are. I just had to make something up when my colleague asked me what is so funny.