According to science, it does if you're over 80. But neither me nor my boomer parents (whose only fault is not trusting Tucker Carlson enough to receive 0 vaxxes instead of 1, the side effects which almost sent my father to the hospital) ever saw an NFL player collapse on the field from a "random heart attack" that cancelled the game before last season. Safe and effective, right?
But never mind that. You've taken your "Arcturus" vaccine, right? Like that's the new threat, the deadly COVID "Arcturus" variant. You're wearing your mask for it, right?