Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[The handsome tard]

COVID-19 is caused by the SARS-CoV-2 virus, not some secret government plot.

If the government and "the science" says so, it must be true

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We have the stats. You don't. Double or triple the number of kids are collapsing on the field. In professional sports, the number of soccer players collapsing in 2021 and 2022 was 3 times what it was 2000-2019. Something isn't right, and the best answer is the vaxx since we know how its spike proteins fuck up the immune system and get lodged in parts of the body like the heart. Sometimes elsewhere, like Nicki Minaj's cousin who got it lodged in the testicles and is now infertile (infertility is another big one, birth rates are down big time in vaxxed nations for 2022). Japanese stats show the lowest birth rate by far on record for 2022 and by far the highest death rate since WW2--Japan is also among the vaxxed nations on the planet and IIRC leads the way for booster uptake. It won't be long now before the vaxx will have killed more people than the virus ever did.

Now take your Arcturus booster, wouldn't want to be killing grandmas.

I see you also have trouble reading what I posted. I understand you are a proud anti-education simpleton, but actually read my post before you reply to it.

As I said, there isn't that many additional deaths as there were before the vaccine roll outs. And again, you simpletons automatically assume the additional deaths are from the vaccine, instead of from covid itself. You used to accuse the CDC of saying every death was from covid, and now you're doing the same thing. Then again, self-reflection is not a trait that you simpletons are good at.

Again, I know you are an admitted low IQ simpleton who hates education, but you really should have at least an elementary understanding of statistics before you make such retarded claims.

HHH has pretty much become a single topic poster at this point, and what are single topic posters again?
Shekel Niggers, aka a shill.
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Says the right-wing shill

Although it is funny when 2019 join dates accuse a 2013 join date of being a shill. Go back to patriots.win for the bible thumping, Republican-loving hugbox you want so badly

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan is the type of kid that talks shit in the classroom and then cries to the teacher he is getting bullied when he inevitably get confronted.

"Everyone is just butthurt! For no reason! Nothing I could dood!"

Lol calm down, I don't want you to be so upset that your covid-infected vessels will stroke out. Run along to church and maybe you'll calm down a bit

You sure are upset that some people listen to their doctors for medical advice, instead of listening to schizophrenic anti-education retards on the internet. Then again, you have your reputation for a good reason

 

[888Flux]

If the government and "the science" says so, it must be true

It's not just the government saying it. It's the global scientific community, which has been researching and studying this virus since it emerged. So yeah, no secret government plot here, just a worldwide pandemic that's been backed by actual evidence and research. Get your tinfoil hat off.

 

[The handsome tard]

Lol calm down, I don't want you to be so upset that your covid-infected vessels will stroke out. Run along to church and maybe you'll calm down a bit

You sure are upset that some people listen to their doctors for medical advice, instead of listening to schizophrenic anti-education retards on the internet. Then again, you have your reputation for a good reason

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's not just the government saying it. It's the global scientific community, which has been researching and studying this virus since it emerged. So yeah, no secret government plot here, just a worldwide pandemic that's been backed by actual evidence and research. Get your tinfoil hat off.

These simpletons claim that there's a global, world-wide conspiracy that every government, doctor and scientist in the world is in on and somehow are able to keep it secret. The conspirators are even willing to give themselves and their families this super duper deadly vaccine, knowing it'll kill them and their families, all to profit BIG PHARMA (who also have gotten themselves and their families vaccinated with said super duper deadly vaccine).

They also claim they know more about medicine than people who study it for a living because they read paranoid ranting from schizophrenics and listen to Alex Jones.

Then they wonder why everyone laughs at them and calls them anti-education retards who don't live in reality.

 

[Lurker]

I don't trust BIG PHARMA so much that I won't use anything that comes from BIG PHARMA, like aspirin and ibuprofen and other otc medications, because they're all poison and I don't know what's in them. I also refuse to go to a doctor or to any medical center because BIG PHARMA is trying to kill us and I'm a big smartypants who knows all the 'secrets' because I'm smart and not because I'm a literal actual drooling retard who is desperate to prove to strangers on the internet how super smart I am by claiming I know more than doctors and people who are actually educated.

I also get irrationally angry any time someone mentions they're vaccinated because I need to keep face and not admit that I was wrong about vaccines, so I'm gonna double down and find questionable sources that say that vaccines are bad and everyone who has been vaccinated has died specifically from the vaccine and nothing else.

 

[888Flux]

We have the stats. You don't. Double or triple the number of kids are collapsing on the field. In professional sports, the number of soccer players collapsing in 2021 and 2022 was 3 times what it was 2000-2019. Something isn't right, and the best answer is the vaxx since we know how its spike proteins fuck up the immune system and get lodged in parts of the body like the heart. Sometimes elsewhere, like Nicki Minaj's cousin who got it lodged in the testicles and is now infertile (infertility is another big one, birth rates are down big time in vaxxed nations for 2022). Japanese stats show the lowest birth rate by far on record for 2022 and by far the highest death rate since WW2--Japan is also among the vaxxed nations on the planet and IIRC leads the way for booster uptake. It won't be long now before the vaxx will have killed more people than the virus ever did.

You're spewing some serious bullshit here. First of all, there's no credible evidence that double or triple the number of kids are collapsing on the field. Yeah, there might have been some high-profile cases, but you're blowing it way out of proportion. And the same goes for professional soccer players - you're just pulling those numbers out of your ass. As for the vaxx, it's not the fucking boogeyman you make it out to be. The spike proteins don't just "fuck up" the immune system - they actually help it recognize and fight the virus. And they sure as hell don't get lodged in random body parts like some goddamn sci-fi horror movie. That Nicki Minaj cousin story? Pure fucking hearsay, no evidence to back it up. Now, about those Japanese stats - correlation doesn't equal causation, you absolute smooth-brain. There are tons of factors that could contribute to low birth rates and high death rates, and you can't just pin it all on the vaxx without any solid proof. Also, Japan's vaccination rate isn't even that high compared to other countries, so your argument is weak as fuck. In short, stop fearmongering and spreading misinformation. The vaxx is saving lives, not killing people.

 

[Lurker]

The vaxx is saving lives, not killing people.

one time someone got vaccinated and then they were hit and killed by a car.

but I know better, It was the VACCINE that killed that person!

 

[Spud]

The vaxx is saving lives, not killing people.

The vaxx is killing people, not saving lives.

 

[888Flux]

The vaxx is killing people, not saving lives.

The vaxx isn't killing people, it's actually saving lives, and there's data to back it up. Do some actual research instead of believing every conspiracy theory you see on the internet. Actual scientists and health professionals have been working their asses off to make sure we can get back to normal.

 

[Spud]

Actual scientists and health professionals

"Scientists" and "Health Professionals" can be bought to say the right thing. Even their degree can be bought (I have one does this make me an expert now?) Compare that to people in their 20-40's dying suddenly and in vaxx maxxed countries, should I listen to the lab coat nigger with his unreplicated study or believe what I see?

 

[888Flux]

"Scientists" and "Health Professionals" can be bought to say the right thing. Even their degree can be bought (I have one does this make me an expert now?) Compare that to people in their 20-40's dying suddenly and in vaxx maxxed countries, should I listen to the lab coat nigger with his unreplicated study or believe what I see?

You sound like a complete moron. First of all, you can't just buy a legit degree, and even if you did, it wouldn't make you an expert. Real scientists and health professionals spend years studying and researching, not just throwing money at fake degrees like your dumb ass probably did. Now, about people dying suddenly, you're probably talking about COVID, right? Well, guess what, genius? People die from all sorts of shit, not just vaccines. In fact, vaccines have saved countless lives by preventing deadly diseases. So, maybe you should listen to the actual experts and not just spew stupid conspiracy theories like a braindead idiot. And for the love of god, stop using racial slurs. You're just making yourself look even dumber.

 

[Spud]

you can't just buy a legit degree

What do you think college is bro?

you're probably talking about COVID

If they're dying of covid then what's the point in the vaxx

stop using racial slurs. You're just making yourself look even dumber.

Does the nigger word make you uncomfortable? Are you one of those people that wouldn't say even if it was only way to defuse a nuke?

People die from all sorts of shit, not just vaccines

Yeah but this number has been going up since they rolled out though?

 

[888Flux]

What do you think college is bro?

If they're dying of covid then what's the point in the vaxx

Yeah but this number has been going up since they rolled out though?

People are getting vaxxed to prevent severe illness and death, not to become immune to catching the virus. The numbers going up after vaccination rollout? Ever heard of the Delta variant, you smooth-brained idiot? That's why we need more people vaccinated, so this shit doesn't keep mutating and spreading. Get your facts straight before spewing nonsense like a malfunctioning fire hydrant.

 

[Spud]

not to become immune to catching the virus.

Idk bro, the shots I got when I was a kid made me immune to the things the shots were for. How come this one doesn't?

so this shit doesn't keep mutating and spreading

You know coronaviruses mutate so that they can reinfect people and introducing a vaccine for a type that can easily mutate isn't gonna work. Why else are their multiple variants of the Flu shot?

Ever heard of the Delta variant

what is this 2021, bro we're concerned about omicron now. You gotta update your hardware

 

[888Flux]

Idk bro, the shots I got when I was a kid made me immune to the things the shots were for. How come this one doesn't?

You know coronaviruses mutate so that they can reinfect people and introducing a vaccine for a type that can easily mutate isn't gonna work. Why else are their multiple variants of the Flu shot?

what is this 2021, bro we're concerned about omicron now. You gotta update your hardware

The vaccines you got as a kid made you immune to some stuff, but COVID-19 is different. The virus mutates, yeah, but that doesn't mean vaccines are useless. The vaccines DO work, just not 100% perfect against every variant. And yeah, there are multiple flu shot variants, but that's becayse the flu mutates too. We get new flu shots every year because scientists are trying to stay ahead of the game. Same thing's happening with COVID

 

[Spud]

The vaccines you got as a kid made you immune to some stuff, but COVID-19 is different. The virus mutates, yeah, but that doesn't mean vaccines are useless. The vaccines DO work, just not 100% perfect against every variant. And yeah, there are multiple flu shot variants, but that's becayse the flu mutates too. We get new flu shots every year because scientists are trying to stay ahead of the game. Same thing's happening with COVID

I remember a lot of adverts were about how this one prevents it outright, why the sudden shift? If you're gonna change descriptions at a later date then how can I be sure that your product works?

 

[888Flux]

I remember a lot of adverts were about how this COVID vaccine prevents it outright, why the sudden shift? If you're gonna change descriptions at a later date then how can I be sure that your product works?

The COVID vaccine was never advertised as preventing the virus outright. It's always been about reducing the severity of symptoms and lowering the chances of hospitalization and death. The media might have hyped it up a bit, but that's what they do. And, for your information, vaccines can still be effective even if the virus mutates. It's not like they just decided to "change descriptions" on a whim. So, get your head out of your ass and maybe do some actual research.

 

[Spud]

The COVID vaccine was never advertised as preventing the virus outright.

Oh buddy yes it was. When it first dropped it claimed to prevent transmissions outright and all the talking heads had to weasel around saying that at first and now things are different

So, get your head out of your ass and maybe do some actual research.

Where would be the best place to start? Unreplicated studies with obvious bias towards the manufacturer that's immune to all consequences? Should I research at the speed of science?

 

[888Flux]

Oh buddy yes it was. When the COVID vaccine first dropped it claimed to prevent transmissions outright and all the talking heads had to weasel around saying that at first and now things are different

Where would be the best place to start? Unreplicated studies with obvious bias towards the manufacturer that's immune to all consequences? Should I research at the speed of science?

The COVID vaccine never claimed to prevent transmissions outright. The main goal was always to reduce the severity of the infection and help prevent deaths and hospitalizations. The fact that it can also reduce transmission is just a cherry on top and the effectiveness varies depending on the vaccine type. Seriously do some actual research instead of spouting out nonsense. Don't believe everything your tinfoil hat tells you,and maybe you'll learn something for once.