Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

I might just be schizo, but I'm still convinced all the died suddenly and other autistic vaccine conspiracy theories were a psy-op to make anyone taking a principled stance against the government tyranny look retarded by proxy.
Most normies I know concede that giving it to sickly old people was probably a mistake, as most people know an old person who went downhill fast after they were pozzed. But of course it was a bug, not a feature.
 
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I'm not the one who spends all day on /pol/, got banned from there, so I came here and spread retarded conspiracy theories that only a mongoloid would believe

Hulk is leaving it to his doctor to decide if he lives or dies.
I want those nanobots that you told me are in the vaccine. I am still disappointed that schizo on bitchute lied to you because I want nanobots.

I might just be schizo, but I'm still convinced all the died suddenly and other autistic vaccine conspiracy theories were a psy-op to make anyone taking a principled stance against the government tyranny look retarded by proxy.
Ask the people in this thread who believe them, lol. They do a great job of making anti-vaxers look even more retarded. As retarded as the people who claim watching Tucker Carlson makes them know more about medicine than medical professionals and that Alex Jones is the epitome of health and fitness are, they're not as retarded as the people who deny covid existed or that the vaccine contains nanobots

You think people get banned from the /pol/ board on 4chan because they post statistics that don't align with the Bible?
Re-read what I wrote man.
 
Yes, in my experience only vaccinated people got covid... multiple times even. The first summer after the vaccine became available you vaxxies were forever getting covid.

The only people I know who have had COVID multiple times are vaxmaxxed. Thank goodness they got so many shots, or it would have been even worse!
 
Never got vaxxed, only thing I caught over the plannedemic was a pretty bad migraine for a day or two with a bad cough. After that I felt just fine, no loss of taste or smell at all either.
Btw, any vaxxies that say they lost their taste/smell, I'm pretty sure they've just been bombarded with social conditioning whether it's propaganda from TV or your group of friends that put the belief in your head that you WILL lose your taste/smell. So you pretty much are just fucking yourself. It's something that apparently scientists can't explain similarly to the placebo effect.
 
So how did all those people catch covid before the vaccine came out? Even your fellow elderly, obese man fetishists caught covid. Even your fellow conspiracy-minded simpletons caught covid
Yeah, remember when everyone in Italy died all at once? You had little nonnas clobbering each other for the last ventilator. When that start happening all around me, I was very alarmed. But I made a 3D printable attachment for the ventilators, so you could blow out 3 sets of nonna lungs on one machine. It's called progress.
 
...uh, it's because covid literally causes brain damage which, believe it or not, can affect your olfactory sense, which is tied to your ability to taste as well.
I might have gotten covid, problem is that it's so similar to the flu/common cold that you really can't differentiate it from anywhere, so I'm just calling what I had a flu just because I didn't lose my taste/smell. I've spoken to people who have lost their sense of taste/smell but they were vaxmaxed and maskies too. I believe that the brain damage came from inhaling a bunch of fuckin' microplastics wearing those godawful masks that honestly did far worse for my health whenever I was forced to wear one (literally George Floyd).
Although one interesting scenario I encountered online was when someone was bitching to me over the loss of their taste/smell. I was like, "bro it's all in your head" and a couple of days later, he miraculously got his taste and smell back. Could've been a liar, but given how strong a vaxxie's beliefs are, I'm inclined to believe he was telling the truth on that. Just tell the fags to stop whining, breathe normally, and start tasting shit again. lmao
 
I crocheted a mask with holes the size of pennies. It protected me. I believe in science. Shut up conspiracy theorists.
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Yeah, remember when everyone in Italy died all at once? You had little nonnas clobbering each other for the last ventilator. When that start happening all around me, I was very alarmed. But I made a 3D printable attachment for the ventilators, so you could blow out 3 sets of nonna lungs on one machine. It's called progress.
We know you're lying because there's no way anyone as retarded as you could make a 3d printable attachment of anything. You're so retarded that you got banned from /pol/ so you came here to shit up the site just like you did /pol/.

I crocheted a mask with holes the size of pennies. It protected me. I believe in science. Shut up conspiracy theorists.
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You rapefugees should go back to /pol/ instead of coming here and refusing to learn the site's culture and shitting it up
 
We know you're lying because there's no way anyone as retarded as you could make a 3d printable attachment of anything. You're so retarded that you got banned from /pol/ so you came here to shit up the site just like you did /pol/.


You rapefugees should go back to /pol/ instead of coming here and refusing to learn the site's culture and shitting it up
lol calm down
 
We know you're lying because there's no way anyone as retarded as you could make a 3d printable attachment of anything. You're so retarded that you got banned from /pol/ so you came here to shit up the site just like you did /pol/.


You rapefugees should go back to /pol/ instead of coming here and refusing to learn the site's culture and shitting it up
The lowly kiwi fears our enrichment because he feels we may outshine him. Listen, Kiwi, you are valid. Diversity is our Strength, refugees welcome. Future president AOC agrees. Stop being such a nutsucking Republikkan.
 
The lowly kiwi fears our enrichment because he feels we may outshine him. Listen, Kiwi, you are valid. Diversity is our Strength, refugees welcome. Future president AOC agrees. Stop being such a nutsucking Republikkan.
Nah, we long time users are just sick of you mongoloids coming in here and trying to turn the site into /pol/. Everyone knows you're terminally online and became alt-right because you have crippling autism and that's turned you super impressionable and then you go and spend too much time on /pol/. So go back to /pol/ where you can fawn over how sexy you find obese, elderly men to be with the rest of the alt-right manlets
 
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