Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Pissmaster said:
He snorted one too many ivermectin pills and now he gets an insatiable hateboner whenever he sees something triggering. The cops had to escort him out of Target when he came across a display full of Chicago Bulls baseball caps that sent him into a blind rage. According to the report, he was found with his pants down, furiously masturbating on his back while shouting "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I CANT STOP LAUGHING AHHHHHH HA HA HA" at the top of his lungs. Psychiatrist reports say his responses to red hats are Pavlovian in nature, and he should not be left unattended in public.
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Are you talking about yourself, with your obsession with me, when you claimed you weren't a Republican and then threw a temper tantrum in a hugbox PM chain because Null wouldn't ban me for not being a Republican? And then you ragequit the site for a few weeks after everyone was mocking you? That was pretty hilarious. It wouldn't surprise me that you downed some horse dewormer before that little hissy fit. That stuff probably fucks up your mind.

Black Man Underwear said:
I know, you're funny ;)
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Why would I, a person who doesn't like Trump, believe in QAnon? Even for an elderly bible thumper you're retarded
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Are you talking about yourself, with your obsession with me, when you claimed you weren't a Republican and then threw a temper tantrum in a hugbox PM chain because Null wouldn't ban me for not being a Republican? And then you ragequit the site for a few weeks after everyone was mocking you? That was pretty hilarious. It wouldn't surprise me that you downed some horse dewormer before that little hissy fit. That stuff probably fucks up your mind.


Why would I, a person who doesn't like Trump, believe in QAnon? Even for an elderly bible thumper you're retarded
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Would you bang a cute republican gf/bf UwU?
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Why would I, a person who doesn't like Trump, believe in QAnon? Even for an elderly bible thumper you're retarded
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Well, you believe in ancient aliens and literally worship BBC as your religion.

Bargain Bin Laden said:
Would you bang a cute republican gf/bf UwU?
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To paraphrase Cum Town, his penis is big, but he has never used it, but he has had sex with thousands of men.
 
Bargain Bin Laden said:
Would you bang a cute republican gf/bf UwU?
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I have a girlfriend and she's not a Republican, but if I were single I'd probably bang a hot woman even if she were Republican. I wouldn't date one though.

Black Man Underwear said:
Well, you believe in ancient aliens and literally worship BBC as your religion.
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I do? You're the one with a profile pic that has a black man in a dress in it. Something you wanna tell us, champ?

Black Man Underwear said:
To paraphrase Cum Town, his penis is big, but he has never used it, but he has had sex with thousands of men.
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I know your fantasy is that I am gay and into incel manlets like yourself, but I don't swing that way.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I have a girlfriend and she's not a Republican, but if I were single I'd probably bang a hot woman even if she were Republican. I wouldn't date one though.
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You will marry a republican woman and she will turn you into a chud. You will go to Church, and you will have 10 sons that you will raise lovingly into strong right wing men.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's pretty funny when retards think they could take on the US army with their little gun, though.
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The Taliban seemed to do just fine with that. You also have to consider how many US soldiers would turn their guns on their own countrymen. Probably just the blacks and hispanics.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
No, he is just severely mentally ill. Not all gay people are molested. But for sake of argument lets say they were all molested; don't you think it's pretty sick for you to condemn them for something they are a victim of?
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I don't condemn them. I'm just pointing out that abuse can play a major role in sexual orientation.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Those Christians want to force their biblical law shit on you, like your tax dollars going to their churches (but not other churches). You seem pretty fine with that for a guy who claims to not be a Christian fundie :story:
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I would oppose that. But if right wing Christians agree with me on 75% of policy issues, I'm willing to look past a few minor differences.
 
JustSomeDong said:
Wait a damned minute. Does the Hulkster browse /pol/? How does he know these guys are just reiterating /pol/tard garbage? Is he pulling a mini-bardfinn? Does he compulsively monitor communities he clearly loathes?

SHOW US YOUR BROWSER HISTORY, @Hollywood Hulk Hogan!
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Same goes with pretty much everything else. The Fox News bit doesn't make sense since Murdoch is pro vax. Pretty sure Trump is too, so blasting MAGA seems antithetical to his position too.

Also, pretty much every "megacurch" I am aware of told its members to mask up and social distance, so negging on Christians seems self-defeating as well.

Is Tucker Carlson even anti-vax? Strange HHH negs on Fox News and Tucker simultaneously when, last I was aware, Fox and Tucker parted ways.

HHH is living under a rock.
 
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Cheeseknife said:
Also, pretty much every "megacurch" I am aware of told its members to mask up and social distance, so negging on Christians seems self-defeating as well.
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Evangelicals were incredibly pro-vax and only a handful of smaller hick churches weren't. If you wanted a church with no covid restrictions, you had to go Catholic or Orthodox.

wow it's almost like this isn't a right-vs-left issue, but a spiritual one
 
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Hüftpriester said:
The Taliban seemed to do just fine with that. You also have to consider how many US soldiers would turn their guns on their own countrymen. Probably just the blacks and hispanics.
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Taliban were getting their asses kicked until the US moved out. If the US was willing to flatten entire villages, they'd have been able to do anything they wanted.
Hüftpriester said:
I don't condemn them. I'm just pointing out that abuse can play a major role in sexual orientation.

I would oppose that. But if right wing Christians agree with me on 75% of policy issues, I'm willing to look past a few minor differences.
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Uh huh. The GOP is working on banning birth control now and you'll be totally fine with it like every other A&H incel. After all, it's not like you're getting laid and this'll allow you to punish women. You'll justify it with some BS like "it'll stop degeneracy" because you bible thumpers love to push your morals on everyone.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Taliban were getting their asses kicked until the US moved out. If the US was willing to flatten entire villages, they'd have been able to do anything they wanted.

Uh huh. The GOP is working on banning birth control now and you'll be totally fine with it like every other A&H incel. After all, it's not like you're getting laid and this'll allow you to punish women. You'll justify it with some BS like "it'll stop degeneracy" because you bible thumpers love to push your morals on everyone.
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"Graveyard of empires." If we wanted to win we'd have glassed them.

Inb4 the Hulkster accuses me of quoting the Bible (he has brain damage).
 
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