Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Hey I am not the one who made up his own definition of "pandemic" and "force". You can't go around changing the definition of words just because they make you tardrage
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"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.

"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylent Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.

"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of belligerence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.

"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.

"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose starfish. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.

"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."

Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and facked him all the same, except now with more facials.

Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.

By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's brown gateway, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.

Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Facking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.

He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.

"Another one has died."

"So, what should I do, sir?"

"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"

"And then, boss?"

"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
What component is that?
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One he pulled out of his enormous ass.

The CDC, WHO, journals of epidemiology, doctors in general, the dictionary definition, and any other objective source consistently refer to COVID as a pandemic because it is one. This is the dumbest fucking argument I've ever seen anyone make here.
 
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AnOminous said:
One he pulled out of his enormous ass.

The CDC, WHO, journals of epidemiology, doctors in general, the dictionary definition, and any other objective source consistently refer to COVID as a pandemic because it is one. This is the dumbest fucking argument I've ever seen anyone make here.
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I directly quoted the CDC lol
AnOminous said:
consistently refer to COVID as a pandemic because it is one.
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Or because they just really want to call it one.
 
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FEETLOAF said:
I directly quoted the CDC lol

Or because they just really want to call it one.
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You quoted the definition for a flu pandemic, which is entirely different than the general definition. For instance, 15 cases in 100,000 count as an epidemic for meningitis and if that went global it would be considered a pandemic.

Here's what the CDC says in general about pandemics.

Lesson 1: Introduction to Epidemiology​


[. . .]

Occasionally, the amount of disease in a community rises above the expected level. Epidemic refers to an increase, often sudden, in the number of cases of a disease above what is normally expected in that population in that area. Outbreak carries the same definition of epidemic, but is often used for a more limited geographic area. Cluster refers to an aggregation of cases grouped in place and time that are suspected to be greater than the number expected, even though the expected number may not be known. Pandemic refers to an epidemic that has spread over several countries or continents, usually affecting a large number of people.

Epidemics occur when an agent and susceptible hosts are present in adequate numbers, and the agent can be effectively conveyed from a source to the susceptible hosts. More specifically, an epidemic may result from:
  • A recent increase in amount or virulence of the agent,
  • The recent introduction of the agent into a setting where it has not been before,
  • An enhanced mode of transmission so that more susceptible persons are exposed,
  • A change in the susceptibility of the host response to the agent, and/or
  • Factors that increase host exposure or involve introduction through new portals of entry
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Absolutely all these apply to COVID. I'm not sure why you have this asinine insistence that every single healthy authority in the world is wrong but somehow you and only you are right.

All a pandemic is is an epidemic that has gone global. Period.
 
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AnOminous said:
You quoted the definition for a flu pandemic, which is entirely different than the general definition.
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why would it be different lol
AnOminous said:
For instance, 15 cases in 100,000 count as an epidemic for meningitis and if that went global it would be considered a pandemic.
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Yes that's part of the definition I quoted. You compare new diseases to others of its kind, and if it has above average/normal infection rates, symptoms, etc, it is considered an epidemic.
AnOminous said:
I'm not sure why you have this asinine insistence that every single healthy authority in the world is wrong but somehow you and only you are right.
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You say this like the quantity of people somehow relates to how wrong they can be. As though two people are less likely to be wrong than one. That's a very silly axiom.
AnOminous said:
All a pandemic is is an epidemic that has gone global. Period.
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Yes that's literally what I said.
Covid is not an epidemic.
 
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CheezzyMach said:
Wait seriously?
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Yep. He used to be @ErisChan but got banned for being so autistic. His arguments in the abortion thread are so autistic that if they were weaponized, we'd be able to turn the entire universe autistic. He acts like an evangelical boomer despite being, probably, a teenager, and makes up definitions of words when he gets outwitted (which doesn't take much)
 
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Saint Alphonsus said:
Pure liberal projection. I cited numbers and all you can do is sling insults.

Studies have emerged that show that exercise and sunlight are great at preventing virus deaths so what does our government do? Shut down gyms and force everybody inside (but still allow them to DoorDash junk food).

This was never about public health.
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Stop with the histrionics. Is 90 year old grandma gonna become jacked and hit the gym because Fauci told her to? Are deathfats going to stop bingeing because of daddy government? Lessening the possibility that grandma gets infected is the smartest option that translates into real world results. Chances are, the people who wanted to go to these places during a pandemic were already leading healthier lifestyles.
 
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Vulva Gape said:
Stop with the histrionics. Is 90 year old grandma gonna become jacked and hit the gym because Fauci told her to? Are deathfats going to stop bingeing because of daddy government? Lessening the possibility that grandma gets infected is the smartest option that translates into real world results. Chances are, the people who wanted to go to these places during a pandemic were already leading healthier lifestyles.
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I could not give less of a shit about your grandma. If you want me to take a jab, it needs to benefit me.
 
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I've been noticing a lot casual acquaintances asking me if I've received it "yet". First I was just saying no without elaborating but lately I've been reminding them it's rude to ask people questions about medical history.

I'm close with my brother and I have no idea if he's taken it or intends to. It's never come up.
 
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