Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Since you clearly don't understand how herd immunity works, you probably don't care because you're so full of shit about being a biologist.

I do understand how it works, yet you still haven't explained to me why its in my best interest to care.

What? You clearly don't understand how evolution works. Evolution doesn't only occur due to environmental pressures. Mutations occur at random, too, hence things like cancer exist. The more chances something has to evolve, for example a virus being in more hosts, the more likely it is to evolve. If environmental stressors were the only cause of evolution, smallpox and polio would still be running rampant. Due to the vast number of total chances that a virus has to evolve (because a viral load in an infected person is a lot of viruses), viruses and bacteria evolve way faster. If everyone has immunity, then the virus can't take hold and adapt.

Unless it adapts first, which its already doing.
Dumbass.

Here is a real healthcare system agreeing with me:

COVID Variants |Omicron and Delta

COVID vaccines and boosters are our most powerful tool to fight all the variants of the virus. Learn more about new COVID strains and the vaccines.

www.umms.org

I don't care what the "healthcare system" says.
I don't need bureaucrats to tell me how evolution works. Now go spout some socio-political pseudoscience to someone who cares.

It's cute when you google things to try and pretend to be a biologist, though. I do recommend making it way less obvious when you do, though.

Since you clearly don't understand the very basic concepts of biology, you're either bullshitting (my guess) or dangerously unqualified for your job. Sleeping through remedial biology class in high school doesn't make you a biologist. Especially when you make the claim to try and impress your fellow right-wing retards who hate scientific progress

You can admit you're full of shit any time now.

You don't even know what my job is you fucking IT faggot.
You're just assmad that you tried to use the old "lol ur a scienze denier who failed biology!" and it didn't fucking work.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I do understand how it works, yet you still haven't explained to me why its in my best interest to care.

So you don't think doing your part to help slow the spread of covid and potentially help another strain from happening isn't in yours and everyone's best interest? You really are retarded.

Unless it adapts first, which its already doing.
Dumbass.

What? The more you retards refuse to get vaccinated, the more chances it'll have to evolve because there's more potential evolutions occurring. For a "biologist" you sure are a retard when it comes to basic biologist concepts. It's like a mechanic who doesn't know what a gas tank is.

I don't care what the "healthcare system" says.
I don't need bureaucrats to tell me how evolution works. Now go spout some socio-political pseudoscience to someone who cares.

Apparently you do need doctors to tell you how it works because you obviously don't know.

You don't even know what my job is you fucking IT faggot.
You're just assmad that you tried to use the old "lol ur a scienze denier who failed biology!" and it didn't fucking work.

Lol coming from a "biologist" who doesn't understand how vaccines help slow new strains from coming and how vaccines help with herd immunity. You can admit you're lying any time now, son.

It's cute you're still pretending to be a biologist when someone with even an elementary understanding of basic concepts of biology can tell you're lying and now you're upset that your obvious lies are being called out. Then again, you had no idea that non-mRNA vaccines for covid existed, you don't know how percentages work and you didn't know how viral vector vaccines work should prove you're full of shit as is.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

So you don't think doing your part to help slow the spread of covid and potentially help another strain from happening isn't in yours and everyone's best interest? You really are retarded.

Prove to me that COVID is a direct threat to my health.
Prove to me that COVID is enough of a threat to depopulate my species.
Prove to me that COVID is in any way going to impair my ability to find food, mates or shelter.

What? The more you retards refuse to get vaccinated, the more chances it'll have to evolve because there's more potential evolutions occurring. For a "biologist" you sure are a retard when it comes to basic biologist concepts. It's like a mechanic who doesn't know what a gas tank is.

Apparently you do need doctors to tell you how it works because you obviously don't know.

Lol coming from a "biologist" who doesn't understand how vaccines help slow new strains from coming and how vaccines help with herd immunity. You can admit you're lying any time now, son.

It's cute you're still pretending to be a biologist when someone with even an elementary understanding of basic concepts of biology can tell you're lying and now you're upset that your obvious lies are being called out. Then again, you had no idea that non-mRNA vaccines for covid existed, you don't know how percentages work and you didn't know how viral vector vaccines work should prove you're full of shit as is.

Your "basic biological concepts" all seem to be shit which gets repeated on FB, Twatter and the MSM, and nothing about population ecology, bottleneck effects, gene flow, natural selection or even basic taxonomy.

Its as if you don't actually know what you're talking about or something.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Uh huh. The ones who also claim mRNA are dangerous and change your DNA and that vaccines are using new technology (only the mRNA ones, there's other types out there) are nearly as retarded as those people.

You're conflating warranted caution and skepticism of the covid specific vaccines with the general antivax movement. Sure there are those covid vaccine skeptics who don't know how to express the mechanisms behind the human immune response and end up sounding retarded, but so does the the mindless parroting of "get the vaccine to return to normal" as if the vaccines are some sort of panacea to this now human caused problem.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Prove to me that COVID is a direct threat to my health.
Prove to me that COVID is enough of a threat to depopulate my species.
Prove to me that COVID is in any way going to impair my ability to find food, mates or shelter.

If there's more lockdowns because of anti-vax tards like you, you'll have an even bigger problem getting laid than usual. Try not being a selfish dickhead for once.

Your "basic biological concepts" all seem to be shit which gets repeated on FB, Twatter and the MSM, and nothing about population ecology, bottleneck effects, gene flow, natural selection or even basic taxonomy.

Its as if you don't actually know what you're talking about or something.

Lol says the guy who doesn't understand how herd immunity or how math involving percentages work It's cute you're just doubling down instead of just admitting you were lying.

You're conflating warranted caution and skepticism of the covid specific vaccines with the general antivax movement. Sure there are those covid vaccine skeptics who don't know how to express the mechanisms behind the human immune response and end up sounding retarded, but so does the the mindless parroting of "get the vaccine to return to normal" as if the vaccines are some sort of panacea to this now human caused problem.

It's the same basic idea... a bunch of uneducated retards thinking they know more about a subject than people who research it for a living, and it's the same attitudes that made it spread in the first place. Now they're delaying the pandemic because they're pussies who are terrified of getting a little vaccine

 

[Dude Snakes]

If there's more lockdowns because of anti-vax tards like you, you'll have an even bigger problem getting laid than usual. Try not being a selfish dickhead for once.


Lol says the guy who doesn't understand how herd immunity or how math involving percentages work It's cute you're just doubling down instead of just admitting you were lying.


It's the same basic idea... a bunch of uneducated retards thinking they know more about a subject than people who research it for a living, and it's the same attitudes that made it spread in the first place. Now they're delaying the pandemic because they're pussies who are terrified of getting a little vaccine

Ah yes praise science, you leftoids are sad sacks, you need Jesus badly.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If there's more lockdowns because of anti-vax tards like you, you'll have an even bigger problem getting laid than usual. Try not being a selfish dickhead for once.

Lockdowns don't affect me. Beauty of living in a free state.
Try harder, bugman.

Lol says the guy who doesn't understand how herd immunity or how math involving percentages work It's cute you're just doubling down instead of just admitting you were lying.

"No u" - HHH, 2021

 

[Gar For Archer]

Honest question, why the fuck do you niggers even bother “arguing” with him as if presenting a logical argument will actually work? He keeps posting in this thread because he’s a troll with no life, but what do YOU get out of this pointless endeavor?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

It's the same basic idea... a bunch of uneducated retards thinking they know more about a subject than people who research it for a living, and it's the same attitudes that made it spread in the first place. Now they're delaying the pandemic because they're pussies who are terrified of getting a little vaccine

Doesn't it go both ways with the other side of the camp? There are also a bunch of uneducated retards proselytizing the skeptics to get the jab thinking they know more about the covid vaccines than the people who created it and research the disease. That behavior was, and still is present on the mainstream social medias since it's one of the current ways to signal one's virtue. Given what we now know after over a year of this virus running its course, how (non)lethal it really is, and the surrounding political circus, dismissing the skeptics of the covid vaccines as retarded is quite simply retarded. Imo a more sensible response is that it's more complicated and depends on a per person basis whether to get jabbed or not.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Ah yes praise science, you leftoids are sad sacks, you need Jesus badly.

What he is following isn't science, its The Science (TM).

Its not practiced, tested and challenged like actual science. Its an infailable set of orders from unelected bureaucrats Public Health Officials (TM) and communicated by journoroaches and social media influencers.

Honest question, why the fuck do you niggers even bother “arguing” with him as if presenting a logical argument will actually work? He keeps posting in this thread because he’s a troll with no life, but what do YOU get out of this pointless endeavor?

IDK...
I guess I like arguing...?

 

[:gold:]

If there's more lockdowns because of anti-vax tards like you, you'll have an even bigger problem getting laid than usual. Try not being a selfish dickhead for once.

Being a selfish dickhead is as American as apple pie and slavery.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What he is following isn't science, its The Science (TM).

Its not practiced, tested and challenged like actual science. Its an infailable set of orders from unelected bureaucrats Public Health Officials (TM) and communicated by journoroaches and social media influencers.

That's cute coming from the guy who is pretending to be a biologist that can't even come up with a reason for not wanting the vaccine other than he doesn't understand vaccines and is a frothing retard who thinks doing so will own the libs. And now you and your fellow anti-vax tards are upset that people are laughing at your ignorance so you say stupid shit like "THE SCIENCE!" and stuff like that instead of actually giving legit reasons for not getting vaccinated. You uneducated trash are just trying to tell people to not get vaccinated because your hatred of progress is so much that you don't care if it creates another strain that vaccines don't work for. You just want to be intentionally ignorant because you hate the left that much. It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face, but you're a retard so you don't care

And yeah, the vast majority of doctors and scientists will say to get vaccinated. But you, the retard who slept through remedial biology in high school and now pretends to be a biologist on the internet despite not knowing how percentages, herd immunity or evolution works, knows more about vaccines and viruses than them. You just shit out stupid shit like :

Your "basic biological concepts" all seem to be shit which gets repeated on FB, Twatter and the MSM, and nothing about population ecology, bottleneck effects, gene flow, natural selection or even basic taxonomy.

as if those scientists and doctors don't take that into account. I also hate to break it to you, but since you're on Kiwi Farms, if natural selection really existed, you'd probably have been killed for resources years ago since you're probably an autistic spaz. You spouting buzzwords you googled to try and refute scientists is pretty cute, though. I am totally sure population bottlenecks have a lot to do with reasons to not get vaccinated for covid. My god, you're a fucking retard. It's so obvious you have no idea what you're talking about and are just another Google Educated (tm) right-wing anti-vax retard

 

[Thomas Highway]

Kooks get off on being taken seriously.

You sit and spend a lot of time being frustrated and typing out all these logical responses and the kook is just sitting there enjoying it all.

Still ain't been jabbed tho.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That's cute coming from the guy who is pretending to be a biologist that can't even come up with a reason for not wanting the vaccine other than he doesn't understand vaccines and is a frothing retard who thinks doing so will own the libs. And now you and your fellow anti-vax tards are upset that people are laughing at your ignorance so you say stupid shit like "THE SCIENCE!" and stuff like that instead of actually giving legit reasons for not getting vaccinated. You uneducated trash are just trying to tell people to not get vaccinated because your hatred of progress is so much that you don't care if it creates another strain that vaccines don't work for. You just want to be intentionally ignorant because you hate the left that much. It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face, but you're a retard so you don't care

And yeah, the vast majority of doctors and scientists will say to get vaccinated. But you, the retard who slept through remedial biology in high school and now pretends to be a biologist on the internet despite not knowing how percentages, herd immunity or evolution works, knows more about vaccines and viruses than them. You just shit out stupid shit like :

as if those scientists and doctors don't take that into account. I also hate to break it to you, but since you're on Kiwi Farms, if natural selection really existed, you'd probably have been killed for resources years ago since you're probably an autistic spaz. You spouting buzzwords you googled to try and refute scientists is pretty cute, though. I am totally sure population bottlenecks have a lot to do with reasons to not get vaccinated for covid. My god, you're a fucking retard. It's so obvious you have no idea what you're talking about and are just another Google Educated (tm) right-wing anti-vax retard

Lol calm down

 

[Honk Hill]

I identify as vaccinated, my pronouns are Pfizher and Astra Sheneca. Anyone who questions my validity as a proud transvaxer is a bigot committing a hate crime and they should feel bad.

 

[Kornula]

I identify as vaccinated, my pronouns are Pfizher and Astra Sheneca. Anyone who questions my validity as a proud transvaxer is a bigot committing a hate crime and they should feel bad.

 

[Techpriest]

The vaccine actually makes you more fertile.

 

[Professor Iris]

I identify as vaccinated, my pronouns are Pfizher and Astra Sheneca. Anyone who questions my validity as a proud transvaxer is a bigot committing a hate crime and they should feel bad.

I know you're joking, but I REALLY wouldn't be surprised if there was somebody somewhere who says this unironically.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I hope more people get Covid and actually die from it. This "pandemic" sucks.

Good to see HHH is still losing xir's mind in here. Hang in there, buddy. Maybe in another hundred pages someone will take your impotent shrieks seriously.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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The vaccine actually makes you more fertile.

"Because the vaccines contain mRNA and not the live virus, it is unlikely that the vaccine would affect sperm parameters. While these results showed statistically significant increases in all sperm parameters, the magnitude of change is within normal individual variation and may be influenced by regression to the mean. Additionally, the increase may be due to the increased abstinence time before the second sample. Men with oligospermia did not experience further decline.
The limitations of the study include the small number of men enrolled; limited generalizability beyond young, healthy men; short follow-up; and lack of a control group. In addition, while semen analysis is the foundation of male fertility evaluation, it is an imperfect predictor of fertility potential. Despite this, the study’s time frame encompasses the full life cycle of sperm."

I don't think it makes you "more" fertile, I think it just doesn't effect [the sperm part] of male* fertility.