Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Justa Grata Honoria]

oh I don’t blame her at all Ive mentioned the farms to
guys before when the topic of websites came up and only once did a guy know what it was, but he wasn‘t even a farmer…


but yeah gossip aside it’s better not to know lol

My partner try it before trannycaust and taking down by cloud flare he gave up with in a day. For him there was too much autism . I shudder to think what happens when two bona fide kiwifarms users decide to reproduce.

 

[Chromeo]

Ive mentioned the farms to guys before when the topic of websites came up and only once did a guy know what it was, but he wasn‘t even a farmer…

I've got two IRL friends that know about KF/know I go on KF. One of them's a drama-following tea sipper who watches Turkey Tom and is okay with KF as a drama site, the other's a softie who was mortified to find out I use KF and is probably waiting for the other shoe to drop and for me to start doing seig heils in public or some shit.

 

[pork and beans]

I've got two IRL friends that know about KF/know I go on KF. One of them's a drama-following tea sipper who watches Turkey Tom and is okay with KF as a drama site, the other's a softie who was mortified to find out I use KF and is probably waiting for the other shoe to drop and for me to start doing seig heils in public or some shit.

Most of my closest friends know i go on it but don't really care. I've got another friend that's a mortified softy the way yours is, but I think he doesn't mind only because I'm not a guy so he just finds it quirky instead. I guess he thinks seig heiling is a boys only activity

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

My partner try it before trannycaust and taking down by cloud flare he gave up with in a day. For him there was too much autism . I shudder to think what happens when two bona fide kiwifarms users decide to reproduce.

They'd probably find other activities to do together aside from posting on here. Weirdos tend to have weird hobbies together and it's fun to be weird with someone.

 

[Chromeo]

Most of my closest friends know i go on it but don't really care. I've got another friend that's a mortified softy the way yours is, but I think he doesn't mind only because I'm not a guy so he just finds it quirky instead. I guess he thinks seig heiling is a boys only activity

Just 'cause I'm a girl DOESN'T mean I can't Hitler! #justgirlythings #1488

 

[Shidoen]

Just 'cause I'm a girl DOESN'T mean I can't Hitler! #justgirlythings #1488

 

[Shidoen]

Ladies I know you know how much I’m a piece of filth in this website. But, do I bring flowers the first, second, or third date? I’m thinking a mix of calla lilies and roses.

 

[Chromeo]

Ladies I know you know how much I’m a piece of filth in this website. But, do I bring flowers the first, second, or third date? I’m thinking a mix of calla lilies and roses.

Lifehack: Fill out one of those tumblr quizzes and have her answer it, and make sure one of the questions is what her favorite flower is. Use that answer to then bring her favorite flower on the date!
Edit: just realized this was a question. I say go for it! Don't get the biggest possible bouquet, but something small and sweet would probably be charming and not over the top.

 

[pork and beans]

Ladies I know you know how much I’m a piece of filth in this website. But, do I bring flowers the first, second, or third date? I’m thinking a mix of calla lilies and roses.

That’s so cute, she’ll love it!
I don’t think getting flowers on the first or few dates is that common nowadays (or is it?) so you’ll leave a good, but also strong impression. Depending on the girl she could be impressed and curious or thankful but a bit shocked.

I would personally say second date, because it’s a point where you kind of know each other but not really, so getting her flowers shows that you are an interested #gentleman but that you’re obviously not desperate. But go with what you feel is best, I imagine she’ll like them either way.

 

[Shidoen]

Lifehack: Fill out one of those tumblr quizzes and have her answer it, and make sure one of the questions is what her favorite flower is. Use that answer to then bring her favorite flower on the date!
Edit: just realized this was a question. I say go for it! Don't get the biggest possible bouquet, but something small and sweet would probably be charming and not over the top.

I’m just taking a gamble on what I can pull out of the garden lol. I do have to buy some at the store because the heat is getting to the flowers and I have not had the time to actually maintain them.

That’s so cute, she’ll love it!
I don’t think getting flowers on the first or few dates is that common nowadays (or is it?) so you’ll leave a good, but also strong impression. Depending on the girl she could be impressed and curious or thankful but a bit shocked.

I would personally say second date, because it’s a point where you kind of know each other but not really, so getting her flowers shows that you are an interested #gentleman but that you’re obviously not desperate. But go with what you feel is best, I imagine she’ll like them either way.

Well she’s kind, sweet, and confident (big selling point). Overall I’m trying to move towards being less trashy and just a bit more decent. My biggest problem is my acne and zits but I’ve been using this skin exfoliation about three times a weeks and it’s going down a little bit. No skin moisturizer or black head mask though, I’m not that knowledgeable or involved in skincare.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Ladies I know you know how much I’m a piece of filth in this website. But, do I bring flowers the first, second, or third date? I’m thinking a mix of calla lilies and roses.

First you are a piece of ghetto filth . Second pull whatever from the garden make it look nice and not huge over the top make it look like a small token gesture . Bonus points if it smells most store bought roses and flowers don't smell at all which bums me the most. Now go and make us proud you trash .

 

[Otterly]

Ladies I know you know how much I’m a piece of filth in this website. But, do I bring flowers the first, second, or third date? I’m thinking a mix of calla lilies and roses.

Some people associate white calla lilies with funerals, tread with caution. If they’re coloured lilies proceed.

 

[Stan]

Some people associate white calla lilies with funerals, tread with caution. If they’re coloured lilies proceed.

Same thing with white chrysanthemum, especially if your intended recipient is Asian. Made that mistake once before :x

 

[Shidoen]

First you are a piece of ghetto filth . Second pull whatever from the garden make it look nice and not huge over the top make it look like a small token gesture . Bonus points if it smells most store bought roses and flowers don't smell at all which bums me the most. Now go and make us proud you trash .

Will do you Hun lover.

Some people associate white calla lilies with funerals, tread with caution. If they’re coloured lilies proceed.

Ah right I forget, they’re the Easter Lilies. Time to grow something else in abundance just in case.

 

[Inside your walls]

Not to doompill, but don't do it unless she's within a 2-hour car ride of where you live. Every retard with an online gf thinks "THIS time it'll WORK because we LOVE each other!!1" then immediately gets cheated on. If she's not within ~130 miles, don't do it.

As someone whose current relationship started off as that prior to my boyfriend moving in with me (me being an Europeon and him being an Amerifat) I would say it depends really.

The problem with long distance relationship is that people really underestimate how much effort you have to put in them, especially if you and that person are miles away, maybe even continents away from each other. I think something that gives these relationship a high head start is if both parties know each other for a decent amount (1-3 years) before taking it to the next step, because knowing someone for 1-3 years is a decent amount to get to know somebody and determine if you can see yourself being with them. Another issue is that usually people that are very impulsive don't really think about the gravity of situation when they get themselves into one.

The other important thing that determines if this LDR is sink or swim is if both parties are willing to take it to next level such as move in with the other person and plan out their future together, I think where most LDR sink is when parties who romanticize the distance realize they WILL have to move to the next level eventually which means both of them will have to show themselves to each other, especially the less desirable and vulnerable parts of themselves. The novelty of LDR wear off when both or just one of the parties doesn't want to move to next level and wants to keep being distant on purpose.

But should you ever want to or plan to enter a LDR with somebody, my two main advices are:

-Make sure you get to know them well and quite properly, don't push or don't
let yourself be pushed into something early if you're unsure about this person's
temperament.

-Do LDR with people that are culturally similar to you, both of
you have some knowledge about each other's cultures or your
cultures can vibe with one another just fine. Trust me on that
part.

 

[pork and beans]

she’s kind, sweet, and confident (big selling point)

if shes confident then giving her flowers on the first date will be great. I'm sure she'll love them. Hope it goes well Don't worry about the zits, seriously

 

[SCRAM]

Window curtains - do they add a touch of cozy class or are they pase'?

I'm a bit tired of my plain ass vertical blinds, they're ugly and have no plans to change them out.

Small living space, hardwood throughout.

 

[Shidoen]

Window curtains - do they add a touch of cozy class or are they pase'?

I'm a bit tired of my plain ass vertical blinds, they're ugly and have no plans to change them out.

Small living space, hardwood throughout.

Get medium length white curtains with birds printed on them.

 

[Andoxico]

Speaking of decorations, how important are they? I have a lot of interests but don't feel the need to surround myself with tokens of my hobbies. My apartment is pretty close to those stereotypical guys' apartment memes. Does that actually reflect really poorly on me to women?

 

[umami's milk]

Speaking of decorations, how important are they? I have a lot of interests but don't feel the need to surround myself with tokens of my hobbies. My apartment is pretty close to those stereotypical guys' apartment memes. Does that actually reflect really poorly on me to women?

Since you're single I'd say you don't have to worry much about decorating, save the Elle Decor thing for when you and the future missus move into your first house.

Now, about the emptiness. It depends how recently you've moved in. If the place is only a year or so old then that's understandable to most. I generally don't mind since I keep my space rather sparse as well. However, someone who has managed to accumulate absolutely nothing in a span of 5+ years is going to arouse some questions. You shouldn't fill the place up with knick-knacks obviously, but if you are interested in any hobby that requires work (vidyagaems notwithstanding) then you are going to have at least something interesting lying around to liven up the place. There are tasteful ways to group clutter together in an aesthetically pleasing way. Posters are generally inexpensive (i think...) and can work just fine in lieu of paintings. If you really want to keep the room as bare bones as possible then lighting and neat furnishing will be your workhorses. (Maybe some drapes/curtains, this depends on the shape and size of your windows.) Call up your folks and see if there's anything they've got that you'd be willing to take off their hands. If you've got nothing interesting in your house then the conclusion most people will draw is that you are simply not an interesting person. If all you've got is a mattress (on the floor not even a bedframe. kek) and a cheap monitor & console then it'll also come across that you don't respect yourself enough to give yourself a better living condition.

Best of luck.