Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[umami's milk]

What are the biggest or most overlooked red flags in a man's home that show he's lost and needs femoid advice except for dirtiness and dark blue bedsheets?

Empty fridge or a very sparse fridge with nothing except beer and some take-out condiments.

 

[TETRABAX]

Empty fridge or a very sparse fridge with nothing except beer and some take-out condiments.

I'm feeling personally attacked here

 

[umami's milk]

I'm feeling personally attacked here

Time to do a run for groceries! You weren't planning on eating out for the rest of your life, were you?

 

[TETRABAX]

Time to do a run for groceries! You weren't planning on eating out for the rest of your life, were you?

How the fuck can you have a full fridge of groceries as a single man? Doesn't like more than half of it go bad and expire? It doesn't take that much food to keep a person alive, especially if you are getting a lot of your calories from beer. All you really need is eggs and whey powder as far as groceries go, everything else is just extra

 

[grimacefetishist]

How the fuck can you have a full fridge of groceries as a single man? Doesn't like more than half of it go bad and expire? It doesn't take that much food to keep a person alive, especially if you are getting a lot of your calories from beer. All you really need is eggs and whey powder as far as groceries go, everything else is just extra

No veggies? ):

 

[umami's milk]

Doesn't like more than half of it go bad and expire?

True, but you don't have to buy for a whole family. Look for produce that lasts like root vegetables (the great potato & carrot)
(edit: you can freeze some of the more water-low vegetables (broccoli, spinach, cauliflower) to save them for later and prevent them from wilting)

It doesn't take that much food to keep a person alive, especially if you are getting a lot of your calories from beer. All you really need is eggs and whey powder as far as groceries go, everything else is just extra

They are very much not extra. No vegetables? No meat? There are more benefits to getting some meat in besides protein. Essential minerals (iodine - controls thyroid and metabolism. iron-boosts oxygen transport in blood and immune system. zinc - helps in production of vitamin A) and fatty acids (secondary energy source when glucose isn't avaliable), I get meat can get expensive these days so maybe some canned beans can substitute when money is tight. If you're eating whey powder for protein and GAINZZZ you need to add some carbs into your diet so that you still have a good energy reserve for exercise. and so you prevent headaches and stank breath.

Alright, you don't have to fill the fridge but you need to start eating some real food. You'll feel better, your body will thank you.

 

[NoReturn]

Completely unreleated, but since I do FF/EMS stuff and had a run related to this.
Can someone pass out from getting hit in the cervix? I figured it probably doesn't feel good much like getting kicked in the balls and could probably do it if hit hard enough.

I know of at least one person whose uterine birth defect made her doctor say "Given what you're working with, you're probably one of the few women who has an idea of what being kicked in the balls feels like".

Spoiler: Details

Medikiwis please correct me if I'm understanding the anatomy wrong, but she had something where she would get occasional non-period cramps that would pull on/clamp down on things in the area in such a way where she's once even pissed herself from the pain.

 

[The News Crews]

Generally speaking, how do I know if a woman is actually enjoying the conversation or just being polite

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Generally speaking, how do I know if a woman is actually enjoying the conversation or just being polite

1. If she's looking around a lot, looking irritated, leaning away, or not really responding or coming up with new topics, she might not be enjoying the conversation (n.b., perspective is a woman who is good at conversation and extroverted once I pry my ass out of the house...many women, like many men, don't have or care to have a million ways to prod a convo along and keep it entertaining, so silence or seriousness or lack of animation doesn't necessarily mean they hate it)...but

2. Stop worrying Try not to worry about it. It's just a conversation. Be interested, ask her about herself (but keep it light), listen, respond, build on what she said. ...and remember it's just a conversation....

Worst case is you are enjoying it, you ask her out, and she says no.

If that's the case, just keep it moving - don't get discouraged.

And fwiw, someone might enjoy the convo and still not want another one with you...or it might be an awkward one but they still want to talk/meet again. So don't put the weight of the world on either one of you.

*I'm assuming from the Q you're potentially interested and don't know them (one person or in general) that well. If it's a general interaction in a public place, again, keep it light. Smile. Pay attention. Don't do monologues. Self-edit if you're an over-sharer. Don't assume every word you say is understood how you mean it. And for the love of God, don't rant or be a downer.


Curious, though, since I've just assumed a bunch of scenarios - what is/are the context(s)?

 

[The Noise]

As a Christian man, are dating apps even remotely worth it? I figured it couldn't hurt to try them the general reputation seems to be that they're solely for hookups and flings, which are obviously not what I'm interested in.

 

[Dysnomia]

How the fuck can you have a full fridge of groceries as a single man? Doesn't like more than half of it go bad and expire? It doesn't take that much food to keep a person alive, especially if you are getting a lot of your calories from beer. All you really need is eggs and whey powder as far as groceries go, everything else is just extra

Tofu keeps in the fridge as long as the package is sealed and it's in date. It has a longer fridge life. It's also cheaper than meat. You may say "Eww soy". But I say "Yay savings".

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Generally speaking, how do I know if a woman is actually enjoying the conversation or just being polite

I would like to know as well. I always assume women talking to me are being polite cause Im a stupid dweeb.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

As a Christian man, are dating apps even remotely worth it? I figured it couldn't hurt to try them the general reputation seems to be that they're solely for hookups and flings, which are obviously not what I'm interested in.

Just as a preface last time i used dating apps was 5 years ago . But I found my partner there . It will be really frustrating and lot of people just wasting your time etc . But if you know how to sift through the trash you might find someone . That or go to hobbies shit.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

especially if you are getting a lot of your calories from beer

This gives you tits. I will presume that you're not trans and don't want bitch tits. Buy fish and veggies instead.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Wrong again child. Drinking beer will not give you tits. These are strong pecs. You are delusional.

Okay patposting aside, beer is really fucking bad, pure carbs. Just drink liquor if you're going to drink at all.

This gives you tits. I will presume that you're not trans and don't want bitch tits. Buy fish and veggies instead.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Okay patposting aside, beer is really fucking bad, pure carbs. Just drink liquor if you're going to drink at all.

I've recently switched to vodka sodas because you get to drink a lot more for the same calories. Plus, it's a nice change to be the one vomiting from drinking too much on dates instead of the other way around.

 

[TETRABAX]

I drank a bit and my phone stopped working so I smashed it with a hammer . Is destroying things that deserve it attractive to women?

 

[isalaide]

I drank a bit and my phone stopped working so I smashed it with a hammer . Is destroying things that deserve it attractive to women?
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I feel this on a visceral level, but generally women prefer men to not demonstrate their rage physically. I have noticed men also do not respond well to women smashing shit up when they are pissed. On a basic level we are all reluctant to share an intimate relationship with someone who is comfortable expressing their anger physically, and lacks the impulse control to refrain from doing so. No one really likes a black eye.

My mother in law once threw an entire turkey one Christmas, but to be fair to her she was going through the menopause, and I caught the turkey so no real harm was done.

 

[umami's milk]

My mother in law once threw an entire turkey one Christmas, but to be fair to her she was going through the menopause, and I caught the turkey so no real harm was done.

Did you guys still eat it afterwards?

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I drank a bit and my phone stopped working so I smashed it with a hammer . Is destroying things that deserve it attractive to women?
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This is not a display of strength, it is a display of a weak mind and immaturity. You had a toddler tantrum. Gross.