Are you ready and willing to work for multiple more decades until you are old enough to retire?

[Forsaken Wanderer]

And does the thought fill you with dread?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

You're telling me I actually have to do something with my life instead of spending all day everyday gooning in my gamer cave? Maybe Vaushian horsecock communism is the answer.

 

[Liquid denim]

I chose a career that doesn't pay much, and despite it being an office job there is always something interesting going on

 

[eatler]

My retirement plans Smith and Wesson. If I’m broke HI point.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just do something that pays the bills if you are not a over achieving go getter. Even McDonalds franchises offer retirement plans for their wage slaves. The last thing you want to do is is be alone and in poverty at 70 eating spaghettios in a welfare nursing home surrounded by cackling negresses who may or may not bring you a glass of water today.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

My main goal in life is to retire early, this means I'm doing good since the norm throughout human history is to work in some way until you're no longer capable.