Argue with a handful of individuals over the DOGE's "report your work" scheme. Both unemployed and employed are welcome

[Cyber Bowling]

Yeah, mandating a weekly report to the political commissar will make the administration more efficient.
More bureaucracy is always the answer.

It's especially pointless if they're sending their weekly reports to DOGE, since nobody in the department really knows what government agencies do/how long things take, so all they need to do is fluff up their daily tasks or outright make things up that sound absolutely vital and nobody can really call them on their bluff. Especially if they're doing it as a government wide thing, so they have weekly reports coming in from all sorts of different groups or agencies. Some IRS agent could say they were working on a project to increase the payload of nuclear weapons as a deterrent to our enemies and nobody would bat an eye and just flag it as essential work.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

That weekly performance self-report thing really hammers home just how fucking clueless Musk really is. These federal cockroaches you're supposed to deal with have specifically evolved to evade org cleanups through bullshit artistry and inventing work for themselves, and you really think some gay 100 word essay is somehow going to make them go away?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

That weekly performance self-report thing really hammers home just how fucking clueless Musk really is. These federal cockroaches you're supposed to deal with have specifically evolved to evade org cleanups through bullshit artistry and inventing work for themselves, and you really think some gay 100 word essay is somehow going to make them go away?

I'd say it was a gotcha he sprang at the last minute to try and justify firing a bunch of people, but I'm almost positive he did the same thing when he bought Twitter

 

[byron]

It's especially pointless if they're sending their weekly reports to DOGE, since nobody in the department really knows what government agencies do

It seems super, super obvious to me that the main goal is to catch people in the following categories:
(1) they don't exist. There are almost certainly paychecks going out to people who died in 1980.
(2) they don't bother to check their email. Yes, there are definitely people that worthless in government positions
(3) they refuse to comply with simple requests. If they wont fire of such a simple email, then they're likely not valued team members doing important work.

Note that you don't even have to read the replies in order to accomplish this. DOGE doesn't have to feed the emails into an AI (like someone else suggested) or anything that complex. They just need a list of the people who didn't rely.

The people who don't reply deserve additional scrutiny. It's that simple. Literally all you have to do at this point, if you're a federal employee, is not paint a target on your own back.

All the excuses I've seen in lame tiktok videos have been ridiculous. "I DON'T REPORT TO ELON MUSK!!!"

I would love to be the DOGE employee who sits down with someone who didn't reply, and have them say that to me. I would very calmly point out, "the email didn't say you report to elon musk; the email asked you to please list your accomplishments ...and you didn't ...so our starting assumption at DOGE, and the reason I'm here meeting with you today, is that you had no accomplishments."

 

[Laughing Putin]

It was an obnoxious power move on Elon's part to fire anyone who disobeyed orders. But given that half the agencies in the federal government have told their employees to ignore Elon, it's not going to fly. The whole thing has blown up in their faces.

All the excuses I've seen in lame tiktok videos have been ridiculous. "I DON'T REPORT TO ELON MUSK!!!"

But they don't. Employees in each department report to their manager, and then to the secretary of the department they belong to. Also, each department has procedures in place for hiring and firing people. And even though technically they all ultimately report to the President, it would be inappropriate to have someone from the White House micromanaging the employment status of everyone in every agency. Besides, Elon isn't even a government employee!

The whole thing is ridiculous. It's so bad, they are making me side with the bureaucracy, lol.

 

[オプセック]

I would love to be the DOGE employee who sits down with someone who didn't reply, and have them say that to me. I would very calmly point out, "the email didn't say you report to elon musk; the email asked you to please list your accomplishments ...and you didn't ...so our starting assumption at DOGE, and the reason I'm here meeting with you today, is that you had no accomplishments."

I would just defer to my supervisor and our department policies, it's not my job to educate a third party on the purpose of my department or my performance, since I'm not front-desk and neither my own boss. There.

Edit
Also this:

But given that half the agencies in the federal government have told their employees to ignore Elon, it's not going to fly.

 

[byron]

But they don't.

You really should have kept reading because the very next sentence after the one you quoted acknowledges just that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I would just defer to my supervisor and our department policies, it's not my job to educate a third party on the purpose of my department or my performance, since I'm not front-desk and neither my own boss. There.

Edit
Also this:

Its sole purpose is to create a flimsy pretext for future arbitrary firings. Only a fool would respond to that request rather than defer to their own department's rules and supervisors.

I'd rather take my changes with a drawn-out HR battle than give some dumbass teenager the power of life and death over my career depending on his opinion regarding my "accomplishments". Talk about a great way to bring more corruption into the system too!

It's also pretty surprising people don't realize the worst performers who have survived for a long time are also the best at gaming the system.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

@byron I'm not going to seriously discuss the nuances of firing federal employees with a faggot who espouses the benefits of sexual asphyxiation. Fuck off nigger.

 

[byron]

a faggot who espouses the benefits of sexual asphyxiation

lol wtf? It sounds like you're angry that you can't make a good point in this thread.



It's astounding to me that there are people in this thread who think the image above is a reasonable response.

Imagine your boss is named Joe. And Joe's boss is named Sam. One day, you see on TV that Sam has appointed someone named Bob to fire employees in your company.

The next day, you get an email from Bob asking you to please list 5 accomplishments.

...and you think reply, "I DONT REPORT TO BOB!!! I REPORT TO JOE!!!" is a smart thing to do?

 

[Poop Fartious]

lol wtf? It sounds like you're angry that you can't make a good point in this thread.

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It's astounding to me that there are people in this thread who think the image above is a reasonable response.

Imagine your boss is named Joe. And Joe's boss is named Sam. One day, you see on TV that Sam has appointed someone named Bob to fire employees in your company.

The next day, you get an email from Bob asking you to please list 5 accomplishments.

...and you think reply, "I DONT REPORT TO BOB!!! I REPORT TO JOE!!!" is a smart thing to do?

I was going to disagree with you, but then I saw that you portrayed yourself as the calm, level headed businessman and me as the angry SJW so I suppose I have to change my opinion entirely.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I would love to be the DOGE employee

How the fuck are you still mad about being called a choke nigger and fantasizing about power which you'll never have?

The government is organized according to a hierarchy. If you were employed, you would realize that there is value in following the chain of command as set by your employer rather than answering to some unelected civilian. If you want for Musk to choke you out and call you his bitch, go ahead but don't make poor feds suffer through it.

 

[byron]

I was going to disagree with you, but then I saw that you portrayed yourself as the calm, level headed businessman and me as the angry SJW so I suppose I have to change my opinion entirely.

Here you go:



To stay on topic:

Imagine your boss is named Joe. And Joe's boss is named Sam. One day, you see on TV that Sam has appointed someone named Bob to fire employees in your company.

The next day, you get an email from Bob asking you to please list 5 accomplishments.

...and you think reply, "I DONT REPORT TO BOB!!! I REPORT TO JOE!!!" is a smart thing to do?

How the fuck are you still mad

Why are you being a sperg right now? Did my comment in this thread trigger you that hard??

The government is organized according to a hierarchy.

Imagine your boss is named Joe. And Joe's boss is named Sam. One day, you see on TV that Sam has appointed someone named Bob to fire employees in your company.

The next day, you get an email from Bob asking you to please list 5 accomplishments.

...and you think reply, "I DONT REPORT TO BOB!!! I REPORT TO JOE!!!" is a smart thing to do?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Imagine your boss is named Joe. And Joe's boss is named Sam. One day, you see on TV that Sam has appointed someone named Bob to fire employees in your company.

The next day, you get an email from Bob asking you to please list 5 accomplishments.

...and you think reply, "I DONT REPORT TO BOB!!! I REPORT TO JOE!!!" is a smart thing to do?

If Joe says not to, then yes.

It seems super, super obvious to me that the main goal is to catch people in the following categories:
(1) they don't exist. There are almost certainly paychecks going out to people who died in 1980.
(2) they don't bother to check their email. Yes, there are definitely people that worthless in government positions
(3) they refuse to comply with simple requests. If they wont fire of such a simple email, then they're likely not valued team members doing important work.

Note that you don't even have to read the replies in order to accomplish this. DOGE doesn't have to feed the emails into an AI (like someone else suggested) or anything that complex. They just need a list of the people who didn't rely.

The people who don't reply deserve additional scrutiny. It's that simple. Literally all you have to do at this point, if you're a federal employee, is not paint a target on your own back.

All the excuses I've seen in lame tiktok videos have been ridiculous. "I DON'T REPORT TO ELON MUSK!!!"

I would love to be the DOGE employee who sits down with someone who didn't reply, and have them say that to me. I would very calmly point out, "the email didn't say you report to elon musk; the email asked you to please list your accomplishments ...and you didn't ...so our starting assumption at DOGE, and the reason I'm here meeting with you today, is that you had no accomplishments."

How are you able to type with Elon's cock so deep in your throat?

 

[オプセック]

If Joe says not to, then yes.

Zoomers and millenials reallly need the army experience. Never thought I'd say that.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

@byron PM me a list of accomplishments by end of day. If you do not I will consider you banned

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Zoomers and millenials reallly need the army experience. Never thought I'd say that.

Any serious corporate or government position would suffice. I still remember the dressing down I got after not using proper titles when addressing my boss' boss in coffee-machine conversation. Could also just be a difference in corporate culture between the West and East.

Mind you, @byron is an unemployed faggot whose sole contribution to the world is being asphyxiated by his boyfriend. Any type of gainful employment would fix this issue.

 

[オプセック]

Any serious corporate or government position would suffice. I still remember the dressing down I got after not using proper titles when addressing my boss' boss in coffee-machine conversation. Could also just be a difference in corporate culture between the West and East.

Mind you, @byron is an unemployed faggot whose sole contribution to the world is being asphyxiated by his boyfriend. Any type of gainful employment would fix this issue.

kiwi @byron is a lost cause, he NEEDS the army. He will not laugh, he will not cry, they'll teach him by the numbers.
No more softcore asphyxiation games. Only soap and towels.

 

[byron]

@byron PM me a list of accomplishments by end of day.

- explained the obvious purpose of the email: to identify federal workers who are so useless that this simple task is a burden for them.
- pointed out the ridiculousness of refusing to list one's accomplishments by screaming, "he's not my boss"
- triggered Hollywood Hulk Hogan
- triggered YHWH's Strongest Soldier
- triggered きたい

How are you able to type with Elon's cock so deep in your throat?

See, if you had some meaningful rational response, you'd post it. Comments like the one you just made reinforce my belief that I'm right.

When I'm wrong about something, people focus on the error. But when I'm right, they focus on insulting me.

@byron is an unemployed faggot whose sole contribution to the world is being asphyxiated by his boyfriend.

"He's posting in the same thread I'm posting in ...that proves he's unemployed"

How does it prove that?? Because you're unemployed? lol.

You're not very good at this, are you.

kiwi @byron is a lost cause

But what I said is true. The email is a good way to identify useless workers, and replying to it that he's not your boss is a dumb thing to do.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

See, if you had some meaningful rational response, you'd post it. Comments like the one you just made reinforce my belief that I'm right.

When I'm wrong about something, people focus on the error. But when I'm right, they focus on insulting me.

No, your comment shows that you have zero real-world experience. You just adore and worship billionaires because you consume Russian botfarm AI slop on social media so you think billionaires are looking out for your best interest (spoiler: they aren't)