Argue with a pothead about weed

I don't even have to put my weed wizard hex on this guy, because he's already a marsupial with transmissible herpes and a totally smooth brain.
No, Bong child. Though I am small and fluffy on the outside, I do not have a smooth brain. My mind has more folds than a French omelet, child. It is you who has the transmissible diseases. Enjoy chlamydia, stalker.
 
Oh. So you're on the dole. Yeah you should lay off the weed and get a job
I tried, but the SIA training agency was run by an actual carmen miranda fruit hat lady, who gave me a sermon about George Floyd and twerking, and neo-pronouns being "here to stay"
I sperged out after like two days and made a reasonable objection, then my home plumbing exploded, and I got told not to come back because I was ten minutes late that morning.
Was about six months ago, I've been writing a pen and paper game since.
Is what it is man.
 
I tried, but the SIA training agency was run by an actual carmen miranda fruit hat lady, who gave me a sermon about George Floyd and twerking, and neo-pronouns being "here to stay"
I sperged out after like two days and made a reasonable objection, then my home plumbing exploded, and I got told not to come back because I was ten minutes late that morning.
Was about six months ago, I've been writing a pen and paper game since.
Is what it is man.
George Floyd? You're British! Not a American of socioeconomic status! That's a sausage story if I ever heard one. Get a job at Greggs bro. It'll be good for you.
 
I tried, but the SIA training agency was run by an actual carmen miranda fruit hat lady, who gave me a sermon about George Floyd and twerking, and neo-pronouns being "here to stay"
I sperged out after like two days and made a reasonable objection, then my home plumbing exploded, and I got told not to come back because I was ten minutes late that morning.
Was about six months ago, I've been writing a pen and paper game since.
Is what it is man.
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George Floyd? You're British! Not a American of socioeconomic status! That's a sausage story if I ever heard one. Get a job at Greggs bro. It'll be good for you.
That's what made it so fucking surreal.
This woman, who works at a place called "SainTs" training in Wolverhampton, and is named Cheryl, also proudly proclaimed that she was the product of rape, and a victim of CSA, and had "trauma superpowers" bordering on esp, and was a master of Jeet-Kun-Do.
Did I mention she was morbidly obese?
I shit you not, this is a real human bean.
Near as I can tell they seem to get people funneled to them from government subsidized projects.
 
I am not adverse to the idea of weed or being high, but i hate the smell more than anything in the entire world. If i was a dictator i would make smelling like weed in public lead to jail time, just take a fucking edible so you aren't a menace to society.
 
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This thread 😭 it's everything I wanted for Christmas 😭

Thank you. Thank you so much

Merry Christmas to everyone 😊🎄
 
According to surveys, more than half of murrican adults have tried weed. So if you think that everyone who ever smoked it is a pothead, just take a look around. Is every second person you know a stoner?
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According to surveys, more than half of murrican adults have tried weed. So if you think that everyone who ever smoked it is a pothead, just take a look around. Is every second person you know a stoner?
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at least half of all burgers are retarded so that would check out yes
 
Potheads are fine, there are more then you'd think floating around and most don't really bring attention to themselves unless they stink like they live in their grow room. It's the "burner" people that fucking kill me. You know the ones, the fucking retards that dress like what they think hippies wore, with a pocket full of rocks like a toddler playing in gravel. They smoke weed, but are more interested in polluting your hearing with tales of their various trips. They microdose LSD and psilocybin, can't have sex unless their on MDMA.

"Have you ever heard Terence McKennas stoned ape theory maaaaan?"

"Dude read this trip report on erowid, this shit sounds crazy."

Fuck off pretend hippies, I don't even like actual hippies.
 
no amount of government funded anti-marijuanna propaganda has ever done a better job of making weed seem unappealing, than just interacting with an actual weed smoker
"Hey, 'weed smoker', you thick, brain rotted druggie, kys"

"Errrrm, I only smoke like once a week?"

"Same thing, you obnoxious dudebro faggot, you guys are THE WORST."


Maybe living in prog shitholes melts peoples brains or something.
 
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