🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Pina Colada said:
The store's got a new shirt with the same ugly art as the "Shuffle Master". Note the lipstick buckle on Arin's belt:
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Here's my late night sperging about this shirt.
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Besides the artist's problem with drawing hands, they seem to have used bodybuilders that took poorly to steroids as a model for Arin because look at that roid gut.
 
Overcooked Raccoon said:
Why the fuck am I looking at a logo three times when you can instead just make one big one?
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I think they may have been going for a 'neo-retro' sort of look, capturing how a lot of text logos way back when were repeated on top of one another in varying color schemes. Though, here, I don't really think they capture the overlapping aspect of that (if that's what they were even going for).
 
DickMain said:
I think they may have been going for a 'neo-retro' sort of look, capturing how a lot of text logos way back when were repeated on top of one another in varying color schemes. Though, here, I don't really think they capture the overlapping aspect of that (if that's what they were even going for).
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More like the logo had to appear three times and in three different shades to represent the three members of the group (Arin = Pink, Dan = Blue and Brian = yellow).

Due to the color choices, I find myself wondering if they were also attempting to represent pansexuality (as pink, blue and yellow are used for that particular flag; just the blue and yellow are switched around).
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
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...How sad would you have to be to get a Funkopop of a freaking Let'splayer? Then again they churn this things out so quickly and cost almost nothing, so who am I to judge? I've blown ten dollars on stupider things. But knowing how The Grump Store works, they'd probably charge, like, $20 for this.
 
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supremeautismo said:
Friends Without Benefits stream, they invited people to join their room for a game. Someone logged on with the name 'Loli', and one of the guys immediately said, "Nope, we aren't doing that," and kicked him, and changed the password for the room. The guys then proceeded to hard no the username, including the main guy streaming very clipped saying "Yeah, that guy would be a real asshole if he tried to get back in with that name."

This isn't an excessive reaction; these are guys shaming and therefore curating their audience. There's a fine line between being a dick and being assertive, but this exactly an example of how the Grumps should establish boundaries, but never will.
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The problem is that Arin doesn't understand crowd control. He'd likely think that "oh, if I tell the Loli fuckers to go away, then all the anime fandom will leave cause they'll think I hate weeeeeebs."

No dipshit, it's the same thing as Joel and Vinny ignoring Trans Rights posters: you don't have to validate everything. You can make clear who you want around and don't want around.
 
AlmightyMagichan said:
Wait, why aren't there Funko Pop figures of Arin and Dan? That cheap crap has no limits.
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A Funko Pop figure of someone like Arin - who was recorded on video several times shouting the gamer word and sharing his involvement in weird shit (incest hentai, swordfighting with dicks, etc) sounds like a monumental PR nightmare waiting to happen.
 
Speaking of Arin's infamous past, has anyone brought up Fat Refund?
(On SoundCloud)
It's a song Stamper did back in the NewGrounds days with Arin featured prominently dropping the gamer word. Oh, and it ends with Stamper making a child rape joke. It's still a great song and you should listen to it, I swear.
Copy-paste from Genius:

[Intro: Ricepirate]
My fellow Americans—and to a lesser extent, the rest of the world—Uncle Sam here, and when I'm not out scoring some wicked hot slash or stealing your hard-earned money for God knows what, I'm at home, scoring some wicked hot slash, and listening to sick-ass Hip-Hop—here's one of my faves. Just make sure you've got your checkbook handy. Now bust it, nigga

[Verse 1: Stamper]
I woke up today feeling flawless, it's obvious
Got a really good day ahead, gonna do my taxes (It's the law, kid)
Got a bowl of cereal, laid out some envelopes, some documents
And you know, I had some Honey Nut Cheerios
I got a theory though—a hypothesis
I don't really gotta do my taxes, right? I could dodge it—psych
I'm conscious of the consequences
And more than happy to contribute and pay my dues to a bottomless deficit, check it
I got my brand new W-2
And it's due sooner than later, so lemme tell ya what you do
You get your business receipts laid out and (Add 'em up)
Get your business receipts added up and (Write 'em off, nigga)
That's it, dawg, gotta stack them zeroes
Inflate that refund, inflate that ego (Hahaha), my negro
And yo, my Honey Nut Cheerios?
I wrote it off as a Honey Nut business meal (Yo)

[Chorus: Stamper]
Bringing truth from the booth, playa, what you gon' do?
Get your W-2 and throw it up (Throw it up)
I did my taxes, baby (Alright)
And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub
Filed and all done, federal, local and state (Deal)
Fat refund coming my way, and yo
When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up as I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face

[Verse 2: Marc M. & Egoraptor]
Damn, I better do my taxes
Roll a W-2, and pass it
Smoke it down to a pile of ashes
Man, fuck all that "math" shit
My story ends the same way it begins:
I refuse to do my taxes again
I went to H&R Block with a raging hard cock
Slammed it on the desk and said, "Suck" (Ego)

[Verse 3: Egoraptor & Stamper]
I ain't at a loss to figure out how I'm at a loss
I got instructions to file my deductions, I ain't no CPA, no way
Nigga, I'm a fuckin' deductin' master, e-file disaster
Gotta file 'em faster, the fifthteenth is the pastor preaching
"The end of days" (That's right)—that's right, I got a raise
Now I gotta phrase all the fucking ways my pay's appraised
So I'm flipping and flipping through fucking tabs of dumb bullshit
And I didn't notice since I moved my state has taxes just for living (What?), fuck that shit
My wallet's got moths flying out like Chinese New Year
Don't I pay enough tax at my TJ Maxx when I swipe my card at the cashier?
Oh shit, I just forgot, my stocks in Microsoft been sending me checks
Fuck, this shit is getting too complex
Ring-a-ding-ding (Brr), ring-a-ding-ding (Brr), "Hello?"
Sorry, can I talk to Mr. Goldstein? ("No")
"Could the time you left to file be any shorter?" (I know but—)
"Don't you know you gotta make an estimated payment every quarter?"

[Chorus: Stamper]
Bringing truth from the booth, playa, what you gon' do?
Get your W-2 and throw it up (Throw it up)
I did my taxes, baby (Alright)
And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub
Filed and all done, federal, local and state (Deal)
Fat refund coming my way, and yo
When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up as I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face

[Breakdown: Stamper]
Truth from the booth, playa, what you gon' do—do?
Throw it up (Throw it up, throw it up)
I did my taxes, baby
And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off—off—off
Filed and all done, all done—done
Fat refund, fat—fat refund
Fat, fat, fa—fa—fat, fat refund
Fat refund, fat, fat wiener

[Verse 3: Stamper]
I'm confident in Congress
Pour me shots of tax until I vomit
Aw, my Uncle Sam needs money? I'm on it (Bitch)
Raise my tax and I'ma yawn, and here, take my wallet
It's the least I could pay, living in the U.S.A. is a Goddamn privilege
Even though most dudes I know are jobless and struggling and hopeless
With a broken promise from college that put 'em in debt to the neck where the rope is
And health insurance? What, are you joking?, regardless
All hands to the poop deck, it's not as hard as expected
You fill out some boxes and check "no" or "yes", if you got exemptions
Or if you're married or single or—wait, why?
You DTF IRS? Damn, girl, didn't expect this
Pull that pussy out and I'ma eat it for breakfast
That's right, like a big bowl of cereal
That's right, a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
That's right, I think I'm out of material (Yo, bye!)

[Chorus: Stamper]
Bringing truth from the booth, playa, what you gon' do?
Get your W-2 and throw it up (Throw it up)
I did my taxes, baby (Alright)
And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub
Filed and all done, federal, local and state (Deal)
Fat refund coming my way, and yo
When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up as I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face

[Outro: Stamper]
So do your taxes, kid—I did, it was on my bucket list
Just above drugging a kid and holding him down and fucking him in the butt
While he struggles around—and wait, what?
Shit, I'm just kidding, wait
(Fat, fat, fat—fat refund)
I'm not a pedophile or a rapist, I swear!
(Fat, fat, fat—fat refund)
(Fat, fat, fa—fa—fat, fat wiener)
Or am I? (I'm not)
Kids smell like cookies and butt and shit, it's fucking gross

From this video.

"It was the first time I really got to like, write sorta like flow lyrics, like I was just rapping, which was awesome. It’s a little, uh, behind the times right now…if you listen to it, you’ll understand why, and I would never do that now, what I’m talking about. I said words that aren’t okay, and, um, I wouldn’t say them. (laughs) Let’s just say that. I am proud of the lyrics I did though, it was a nice flow, and sort of a good practice for works I would do in the future."

Anyway, it's a bangin' song that I'm surprised Arin doesn't get more flak for. Also, I hope Stamper gets his life together, I would love to hear him do another song.

EDIT: Local backup, because you never know.
 
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Pizdec said:
No dipshit, it's the same thing as Joel and Vinny ignoring Trans Rights posters: you don't have to validate everything. You can make clear who you want around and don't want around.
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I doubt Arin gives a shit who's watching the show as long as they're giving him money and as long as they aren't criticizing him in ways that don't relate to being progressive.

AlmightyMagichan said:
Wait, why aren't there Funko Pop figures of Arin and Dan? That cheap crap has no limits.
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You answered your own question.
 
BubbleButt said:
The slow mental deterioration of Stamper is the saddest internet happening of the previous decade to me.
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I'm both surprised but also not surprised Stamper doesn't have a thread. Because on the one hand his belligerent, bridge burning attitude that brings about a ton drama with current and former friends/colleagues such as RicePirate, Suzy Berhow, VickoRano, etc. But on the other hand you would have to be the most vigilant and stalker-ish psychopath to document all of his antics with him getting banned on Twitter biweekly or deleting his drunk posts.

It is really sad that Stamper has fallen as far as he has. I honestly thought we were going to get a double Youtuber suicide back 2019 with Stamper also being similarly manic and vocally suicidal back around the same time as Etika was. I'm glad he didn't but I'm still not convinced he won't eventually listen to the call of the void.
 
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