🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Dan confirmed for biggest pussy in the universe.
Dan just turned 40 and was in his late thirties when this breakup happened. I think we need a better word for this type of behavior from someone this grown.
Bitch-boy? Pulling a Shinji? Ultra Pussy?
I can’t think of one
 
Dan just turned 40 and was in his late thirties when this breakup happened. I think we need a better word for this type of behavior from someone this grown.
Bitch-boy? Pulling a Shinji? Ultra Pussy?
I can’t think of one

Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo?
Cuckhorn Weedhorn?
Cuck Of The Walk
 
Dan just turned 40 and was in his late thirties when this breakup happened. I think we need a better word for this type of behavior from someone this grown.
Bitch-boy? Pulling a Shinji? Ultra Pussy?
I can’t think of one

Seat thyself on the couch and play the game Danji!
 
Dan just turned 40 and was in his late thirties when this breakup happened. I think we need a better word for this type of behavior from someone this grown.
Bitch-boy? Pulling a Shinji? Ultra Pussy?
I can’t think of one
I've been so out of the loop regarding the Grumps. Its so weird to think about how he is old enough to be the father of just about anyone watching
 
I never understood why people think Danny is hot. Is it cause he sings?
It's also pretty weird he's dating a girl half his age and everyone is ok with it
 
This week on Game Grumps: Arin talks about how using mouthwash will kill you.


Amidst the corporate cock gurgling and more escapades of Arin “Don’t you fucking know who I am?” Hanson flexing over Dream Daddy and it being ported to the Switch to Ben Schwartz of all people, Arin has stated that mouthwash actually breaks down helpful bacteria in your mouth and because of that, your entire immune system will weaken (and alludes to the fact that it could potentially go into a complete shutdown as a result).

Now like many sane people, you’re probably thinking “Surely the Lovelies can’t be THAT stupid and gullible enough to follow his advice! You learn since you’re an infant that you need to brush your teeth! They’re not that disgusting, surely, right?”

“...Right!?”

“...”

To those people out there, be they users or lurkers of this thread: ...What, y’all seriously think these 1000 IQ brainlets are gonna listen to reason?

 
I've been so out of the loop regarding the Grumps. Its so weird to think about how he is old enough to be the father of just about anyone watching

Including his girlfriend (low blow, I know).

I never understood why people think Danny is hot. Is it cause he sings?

Not going to lie; he has some natural charm to him (being outwardly jovial is kind of hard to dislike; and Dan usually comes off as being genuine in that regards).

It's also pretty weird he's dating a girl half his age and everyone is ok with it

As long as it's two consenting adults, who cares? But it's also probably where half his relationship issues come from (exactly what does a 40 year old have in common with a 25 year old other than what goes on between the sheets?)

The thing that really bothers me, though,is how the fans treat her (demanding she be part of NSP lore, giviing her the nickname of Lady Sweetnuts, countless fanarts of her as a pixie queen or some such and fans dubbing themselves as 'Ashley's Angels' with the intent of defending her against any 'haters'.

No wonder Dan kept his relationships on the down low if this is how the fanbase treats his lovers (which begs to question - why he changed his mind about privacy when it came to this new lover).
 
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Arin talks about how using mouthwash will kill you.

Anyone remember when he thought that eating spoons of honey everyday wasn't against his no sugar diet because honey "wasn't sugar, it's pollen"...
And then he wonders why he isn't losing weight.
(this was in the kirby dream course lp, which was one of the few new series that was still good.)
 
Dan just turned 40 and was in his late thirties when this breakup happened. I think we need a better word for this type of behavior from someone this grown.
Bitch-boy? Pulling a Shinji? Ultra Pussy?
I can’t think of one
The literary nerd in me wants to say “Phantom” or “pulling a phantom” because the phantom was middle aged, spent his adult life building a secret lair in an opera house, and then groomed a young girl for years, only to make her so perfect she got engaged to someone better and left his ugly ass in the sewer
 
A lot of people thinks dropping highschool is not gonna make a big difference in someone's development, those people have never met Arin "honey is not sugar" Hanson

I met a guy who didn't know where meat/eggs came from. Was eating breakfast with my shop, steak and eggs all around. I don't remember how we got on the subject, but I had to ask him;

"Where do you think your steak and eggs came from?"

"I dunno, the store, where everyone else buys it."

"And where do you think the store gets it from?"

"Somewhere in the back, where the customers aren't allowed."

Had a moment of "Someone better hold me back, because this retard doesn't deserve to live." I don't remember where he was from, and I have to assume he was an ASVAB waiver.
 
The literary nerd in me wants to say “Phantom” or “pulling a phantom” because the phantom was middle aged, spent his adult life building a secret lair in an opera house, and then groomed a young girl for years, only to make her so perfect she got engaged to someone better and left his ugly ass in the sewer
#NotmyPhantom
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Anyone remember when he thought that eating spoons of honey everyday wasn't against his no sugar diet because honey "wasn't sugar, it's pollen"...
And then he wonders why he isn't losing weight.
(this was in the kirby dream course lp, which was one of the few new series that was still good.)

Got a link and timestamp? I want to hear this for myself.
 
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