🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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New Show Without A Title, some key points being:
-The posters aren't sold out yet (tbh who would buy them, the art is bad)
-Dan realizes now that Ninja Sex Party is an awkward name.
-Arin doesn't like saying he does youtube because it turns into a long conversation and he hates talking. Despite his job being talking. I never understood that.
-Fanart section. Arin seems more into it than Dan.
-Arin gets giddy over making a lightsaber. Inb4 new episode.
-Arin gushes about Disney stuff and I tune out and look at his hair and have an irrational hatred for his highlight. It's so jarring to me, I'm sorry.
-For Star Wars fans, Arin likes Rei and is not a fan of Kylo.
-ADAM DRIVER IS ATTRACTIVE?!
End of the show.
 
New Show Without A Title, some key points being:
-The posters aren't sold out yet (tbh who would buy them, the art is bad)
-Dan realizes now that Ninja Sex Party is an awkward name.
-Arin doesn't like saying he does youtube because it turns into a long conversation and he hates talking. Despite his job being talking. I never understood that.
-Fanart section. Arin seems more into it than Dan.
-Arin gets giddy over making a lightsaber. Inb4 new episode.
-Arin gushes about Disney stuff and I tune out and look at his hair and have an irrational hatred for his highlight. It's so jarring to me, I'm sorry.
-For Star Wars fans, Arin likes Rei and is not a fan of Kylo.
-ADAM DRIVER IS ATTRACTIVE?!
End of the show.

Wait - which posters? The new releases or the whole lot of them?

Not that it matters - if they know the posters aren't selling well, they need to stop offering them as merch items. If they insist on selling Grumps related posters; they ought to consider glamor shots of themselves and sell those as posters. Chances are, those will fair much better than cartoony caricatures of themselves.
 
Side note - new merch has dropped! (oh goody! More posters! And Ghoul Grumps related, at that!)
Oh, look, oney plays also dropped new Halloween merch.
They outdid themselves this time. And it actually looks good.
 
Oh, look, oney plays also dropped new Halloween merch.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJUxp2Mqgzw They outdid themselves this time. And it actually looks good.
I gotta admit that I love it whenever Chris drops new Freddie Freaker stuff. Little dude's got a certain unironic charm to him.
 
-Arin gushes about Disney stuff and I tune out and look at his hair and have an irrational hatred for his highlight. It's so jarring to me, I'm sorry.

God, that highlight.

His replacement for a wedding ring is impermanent and regularly has to be redone because hair dye and also hair growth and also hair cuts. It's so unbelievably stupid.
 
Wait - which posters? The new releases or the whole lot of them?
Forgive me, I should have been more specific. The Egoraptor-era posters with gems such as:
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God, that highlight.

His replacement for a wedding ring is impermanent and regularly has to be redone because hair dye and also hair growth and also hair cuts. It's so unbelievably stupid.
I'm sorry, his what?
The obnoxious highlight is a what-now?
 
God, that highlight.

His replacement for a wedding ring is impermanent and regularly has to be redone because hair dye and also hair growth and also hair cuts. It's so unbelievably stupid.

Why not just wear the damned ring, though? He had one, where did it go?And if the streak he and Suzy had was supposed to represent their rings/unity, why doesn't he follow her lead and get rid of his own and dye his hair the same color Suzy dyes hers so they're a 'matching pair', again?


Forgive me, I should have been more specific. The Egoraptor-era posters with gems such as:View attachment 966861

So he did have the delusion that his posters/prints would sell out quickly; just because he made them? Poor Arin - looks like his name doesn't have as much pull as it once had.

Gee - I wonder if the lack of sales has anything to do with how shitty he's been lately. 'course it could always just be that the prints look like rushed garbage.
 
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But they released a Phoenix episode just the other day (you know, after a two month hiatus, mind you), and - looking back on the views for those last few episodes, they barely made the quota Dan stated was needed to keep long running series on Youtube/off of livestreams (roughly 250-300k views; at least five of those didn't reach the lowest tier). Their most recent upload (from yesterday) is currently standing at 122k.

I can only assume they believe that by dropping a game for months at a time, only to pick it back up again when fans gave up on further uploads is going to - somehow - give them an influx of views. Which is a very risky/dimwitted idea, if that's what they're aiming for.

Side note - new merch has dropped! (oh goody! More posters! And Ghoul Grumps related, at that!)



Not gonna lie - those are some fugly designs.

They even come in T-shirts!



Fugly, fugly T-shirts.

Is it me or most of the time they pick the worst artists to make merch for them? Those fake cereal boxes are hideous.
 
New Show Without A Title, some key points being:
-The posters aren't sold out yet (tbh who would buy them, the art is bad)
-Dan realizes now that Ninja Sex Party is an awkward name.
-Arin doesn't like saying he does youtube because it turns into a long conversation and he hates talking. Despite his job being talking. I never understood that.
-Fanart section. Arin seems more into it than Dan.
-Arin gets giddy over making a lightsaber. Inb4 new episode.
-Arin gushes about Disney stuff and I tune out and look at his hair and have an irrational hatred for his highlight. It's so jarring to me, I'm sorry.
-For Star Wars fans, Arin likes Rei and is not a fan of Kylo.
-ADAM DRIVER IS ATTRACTIVE?!
End of the show.

Good recap, but you missed the part where Arin talks about trying to create an animated pilot for Game Gyaru.
 
Right - like that's actually going to happen. (he so desperately wants it to be a thing, doesn't he?)

He goes on and on about it enough in the Q&A that I'm honestly convinced that he's actually been doing work towards making it actually a thing. I mean, we all thought making these genderbent versions of the Grumps, complete with boob cushion mice merch, body pillows, and the works was a phenomenally stupid idea, but look at what happened.

I for one welcome him following this dream; it'll just make it that much funnier when he inevitably gets a Cease & Desist from whoever the hell owns copyright on Dirty Pair, and gets sued over trying to make this expensive ego trip a cash cow worth mil.king.
 
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