🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Negilum said:
You're probably thinking of Brian Wilson, the schizophrenic musical genius that co-founded The Beach Boys. Guy was so brilliant he would literally hallucinate entirely new songs; instruments playing in his head, voices singing into his ear. Eventually a scum fuck tard rangler known as Eugene Landy came into the picture, who rangled him so hard that he seperated Wilson from all his friends/family and m.ilked a significant portion of his money. Eventually the State had to come running in with their lasso and rangle the rangler away from the tard.
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That's the one. Couldn't remember names or what they did, but that's it.
 
Negilum said:
You're probably thinking of Brian Wilson, the schizophrenic musical genius that co-founded The Beach Boys. Guy was so brilliant he would literally hallucinate entirely new songs; instruments playing in his head, voices singing into his ear. Eventually a scum fuck tard rangler known as Eugene Landy came into the picture, who rangled him so hard that he seperated Wilson from all his friends/family and m.ilked a significant portion of his money. Eventually the State had to come running in with their lasso and rangle the rangler away from the tard.

There's a great movie on this called Love and Mercy, if anyone's interested. Arin or Dan isn't exactly schizophrenic, and they're both far away from anykind of genius, but the idea of there being a mastermind with a lasso behind the scenes makes me laugh.

Point is, a therapist is professional tard rangler, and some ranglers are better at rangling than others.
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I'm going a bit offtopic here, but didn't Wilson get so fucked up after that therapy that he could barely sing in-tune? I remember listening to some post-Smile era Beach Boys and his voice sounded strained as fuck.

MahFibro! said:
When it comes to the Grumps (given their apparent dislike for medication to treat mental illness); I think it's less a trained professional helping them out and more holistic/homeopathy BS; a feel good doctor who sells them snake oil and encourages healing through positive vibes. (case in point, I think it was Dan who said he's been practicing transcendental meditation to help mellow himself out).
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The thing is, with the guidance of a good expert homeopathy and meditation can be somewhat effective (t. know some people that work on that area), but since they live in LA it's probably way easier to end with some tard with bullshit qualifications m.ilking their money away. Arin himself tried to shill one of those expensive coaching programs iirc.
 
Fuckface34 said:
I'm going a bit offtopic here, but didn't Wilson get so fucked up after that therapy that he could barely sing in-tune? I remember listening to some post-Smile era Beach Boys and his voice sounded strained as fuck.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Dan is taking some "24 hour therapy" himself, considering his recent vocal quality.
 
This isn't an attempt to defend Arin's honor but what basis do we have for Allie being his tiny troll mistress? It's well known that he became obsessed with Suzy early on in his life and never got over her even when they were separated. He doesn't let it on much in videos but he was pretty damn obsessed with her. Remember, people thought of her as the Yoko Ono of grumps where Arin chose her over Jon without hesitation. To an outsider's eyes she's just another annoying half-assed goth with FAS but she was Arin's one and only love for most of his adult life. Has that finally worn off over the course of their marriage?
 
Ann Berlin said:
This isn't an attempt to defend Arin's honor but what basis do we have for Allie being his tiny troll mistress? It's well known that he became obsessed with Suzy early on in his life and never got over her even when they were separated. He doesn't let it on much in videos but he was pretty damn obsessed with her. Remember, people thought of her as the Yoko Ono of grumps where Arin chose her over Jon without hesitation. To an outsider's eyes she's just another annoying half-assed goth with FAS but she was Arin's one and only love for most of his adult life. Has that finally worn off over the course of their marriage?
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Honestly, not that much aside from one thing: much like what happened with ProJared, Arin's completely stopped wearing his wedding ring for the better half of this year, which just so happened to coincide with the time Allie started becoming more prominent on the show (that and Arin basically friendzoning Suzy while he posted a dead-eyed picture of them in a vain attempt to spite Jon's own wedding pictures).

It's mostly just for laughs over a "What if?" scenario, but I mean...I wouldn't be surprised if that actually did turn out to be the case.
 
OmnipotentStupidity said:
It's mostly just for laughs over a "What if?" scenario, but I mean...I wouldn't be surprised if that actually did turn out to be the case.
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Yeah. I agree that it's mostly a joke/what if thing because there really isn't any "evidence". It's just a bit weird that Allie became more and more prominent/influential in GG while Suzy faded away more and more.

And lord knows what goes on in that weird polysexual, asexual, everybody's fucking everyone's wife/husband, barely legal groupie shagging mess that is the Grumps....
 
Not content with one set of gender bent avatars of themselves, their new merch has two more!
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Jaded Optimist said:
Not content with one set of gender bent avatars of themselves, their new merch has two more!
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RIP Dirty Pair Arin and Dan, we hardly knew ye.

Also I guess they've taken a note out of r/GameGrumps' book, and they've just dropped any and all pretenses of having these characters look even remotely close to the duo in any way. Just any person with short and long hair qualifies as "Arin and Dan" automatically. Because that's not creepy at all and totally won't make the Lovelies start shouting at random people on the street that they're Arin and Dan because "lulululul de dank maymays".

EDIT: Little minor thing that happened while that sale's going on.
Arin's now doing his best to rip off the YouTuber Stop Skeletons From Fighting. It's also another solo video because everybody loves Arin's solo videos. Especially on Saturdays which were supposed to be regular Grumps was at, so YAY! Even LESS content than what was promised! :story:
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In this episode, Arin cosplays as a small Russian boy from the 1980s and plays some of the most popular video games from the time, INCLUDING (but not limited to) Super Lion King and Pika Chu. Grab a tasty bowl of borscht and a glasnost of vodka, the Berlin Wall is back up babyyyy!
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the thumbnail and description already make me want to die

This time the video's all about him trying to get a cartridge running for 20 minutes. Of a 37 minute video. What's that? That sounds boring? Well, fear not! For Ben the editor and Arin had the fantastic idea of having Arin having the non-gameplay segments be shot uncomfortably close and all gameplay sections revolving around shitting on Russians and their poorly made games (despite the fact he's playing these on a completely busted Retron 5). What do y'all think: too progressive? Or not progressive enough? How much longer until Game Grumps taps into its illustrious and blossoming Russian fanbase, hm? 🤔

...I'm not even gonna do the comment chains this time, just look for yourselves to see the amount of dicksucking and hot takes on Russians there are. Because whatever amount you think that is in your head, I guarantee you it's probably gonna be higher than that.
 
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OmnipotentStupidity said:
Also I guess they've taken a note out of r/GameGrumps' book, and they've just dropped any and all pretenses of having these characters look even remotely close to the duo in any way. Just any person with short and long hair qualifies as "Arin and Dan" automatically. Because that's not creepy at all and totally won't make the Lovelies start shouting at random people on the street that they're Arin and Dan because "lulululul de dank maymays".
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lulululululul MY PUSSAAAAAAY I JUST POOPED MY DAIPEEEEER THATS FROM GAME GRUMPS LUL
 
OmnipotentStupidity said:
Honestly, not that much aside from one thing: much like what happened with ProJared, Arin's completely stopped wearing his wedding ring for the better half of this year, which just so happened to coincide with the time Allie started becoming more prominent on the show (that and Arin basically friendzoning Suzy while he posted a dead-eyed picture of them in a vain attempt to spite Jon's own wedding pictures).
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Been longer than that - Arin stopped wearing his ring around Summer of last year, and Suzy got rid of her symbolic hair steak last October (she supposedly also came out as pansexual - which is a rather unimportant thing to make public knowledge if you're supposedly married to the man of your dreams).

Completely tinfoiling here - but, given the above and their really awkward/distant photos together, I wouldn't be shocked if Arin and Suzy are separated and remain together out of convenience/to avoid rabid fans losing their minds over a break up.
 
MahFibro! said:
Been longer than that - Arin stopped wearing his ring around Summer of last year, and Suzy got rid of her symbolic hair steak last October (she supposedly also came out as pansexual - which is a rather unimportant thing to make public knowledge if you're supposedly married to the man of your dreams).

Completely tinfoiling here - but, given the above and their really awkward/distant photos together, I wouldn't be shocked if Arin and Suzy are separated and remain together out of convenience/to avoid rabid fans losing their minds over a break up.
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Perhaps the dreaded OpEn MaRrIaGe is afoot (aka "We don't love each other anymore, but our marriage is good for appearances").
 
BigRed said:
Perhaps the dreaded OpEn MaRrIaGe is afoot (aka "We don't love each other anymore, but our marriage is good for appearances").
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So who’s cucking who?
 
Jesus that Russian bootleg video is painfully low effort, if it was possible to put it negative effort that's what it looks like and that's before you compare it to something like Jon's old Bootleg games series he did years back. Like either try or just give this whole thing up.
 
Racist Trash said:
Jesus that Russian bootleg video is painfully low effort, if it was possible to put it negative effort that's what it looks like and that's before you compare it to something like Jon's old Bootleg games series he did years back. Like either try or just give this whole thing up.
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For the first time in a eternity, i was hyped. Till' i saw Arin's shiteating grin and realised he was going solo.
 
That Don't Fear the Reaper remix just popped up in youtube recommends and, my God, that was a desecration.

At least it's a good reason to acquaint myself with another cow.
 
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