🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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AlmightyMagichan said:
How does one manage to smell like printer paper?
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You douse yourself in chemicals and air dry poorly I'd presume. The fact that they IMMEDIATELY mention the KF thread is pretty damn funny as well.

Here's a hint to the reddit lurkers: If someone in your fanbase asks how someone smells? Don't encourage them or answer them seriously.
 
I find comfort in that I'm not the only one who have earnestly wondered what Arin Hanson smell like. He's just the kind of person who looks and acts in such a peculiar and pathetic way that you can't help but wonder if his weird personality doesn't affect the way he smells.

Whatever "white smell" means, I've long been of the opinion that Arin smells like plastic toys covered in saliva: like a toddler who compulsively puts his toys into his mouth. He's the kind of limpwristed manchild whose emasculated being permeates through his pores in such a way that it reflects what his life is all about: poopy jokes and childrens toys.
 
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It's bad that I know exactly the smell he means, it's similar to the smell of a plasma cutter being used on steel.
 
Someone made a very good point about how the Grump handled this AMA.

Ben asked a minor for nudes - Two months later Arin makes an apology not mentioning his name and from then on refers to him as "editor".
Dan sleeping with fans among other things - A year and a half later Dan finally makes a statement after someone one on twitter makes it out to something that it is not.
Arin's done illegal things with money/his parent's charity - No response or comment but some of the past yearly charity numbers have been taken down.
And who knows how many other things that have been swept under the rug with no response.

But someone claiming that Arin smells like printer paper? Proven false by Allie only a couple days after the post was made.

Why is this of all things the thing that the Grumps respond to? It makes no sense.
 
StillNotBlarg said:
Someone made a very good point about how the Grump handled this AMA.

Ben asked a minor for nudes - Two months later Arin makes an apology not mentioning his name and from then on refers to him as "editor".
Dan sleeping with fans among other things - A year and a half later Dan finally makes a statement after someone one on twitter makes it out to something that it is not.
Arin's done illegal things with money/his parent's charity - No response or comment but some of the past yearly charity numbers have been taken down.
And who knows how many other things that have been swept under the rug with no response.

But someone claiming that Arin smells like printer paper? Proven false by Allie only a couple days after the post was made.

Why is this of all things the thing that the Grumps respond to? It makes no sense.
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Because it’s the only one they can demonstrably disprove; anyone can smell Arin through their screen and it sure as shit not a paper smell.
 
StillNotBlarg said:
Someone made a very good point about how the Grump handled this AMA.

Ben asked a minor for nudes - Two months later Arin makes an apology not mentioning his name and from then on refers to him as "editor".
Dan sleeping with fans among other things - A year and a half later Dan finally makes a statement after someone one on twitter makes it out to something that it is not.
Arin's done illegal things with money/his parent's charity - No response or comment but some of the past yearly charity numbers have been taken down.
And who knows how many other things that have been swept under the rug with no response.

But someone claiming that Arin smells like printer paper? Proven false by Allie only a couple days after the post was made.

Why is this of all things the thing that the Grumps respond to? It makes no sense.
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It wasn’t even that bad either. The entire AMA boiled down to:

“Arin smells like paper, Dan got uppity over water two times, and Allie was S N O O T Y with me.”

Oh no, the horror? The literal tamest shit ever, but the Grumps PR Team (i.e. Allie) couldn’t have that and had to DISPROVE THIS MAN. And then claim they have no PR team and immediately delete their comments on top of that!?

...I’ll just steal this quote from another RantGrumps user, u/haidotcom:
“The funniest part is OP portrayed Arin as a nice dude and now the only thing they've achieved by debunking the thread is reverting everyone's image of Arin back to lazy asshole”
 
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I had to read this with my eyes and now you do too.
 
CakeCutey said:
Wouldn't asmr be more appropriate for getting in the mood?
As far as I know Arin has the charm of a drunk unlce.
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Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a retard complaining that Zelda is too hard or explaining that he needs to shout Nigger every time he sees a black person.
 
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