Armed Robber Sends Some Shit to Prosecutors - Now may be charged with aggravated harassment

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/06/13/feces-envelope/

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) – A man who gave prosecutors an envelope containing feces is heading to prison for an armed robbery in Pennsylvania.

The Dauphin County District Attorney’s Office says 34-year-old Rasheem Drummond was sentenced to 7 ½ to 15 years in prison Wednesday after he pulled a gun and robbed someone who thought they were meeting for a date in Harrisburg.

Prosecutors say Drummond threatened to shoot the victim before stealing money and a cellphone in January 2017.

He was convicted in April of robbery and carrying a firearm without a license.

The district attorney’s office says Drummond is facing a separate aggravated harassment charge in connection with the envelope that he gave prosecutors May 1.

Drummond told prosecutors that the envelope contained information related to his case.

I like this guy's balls. I'd advocate for a reduced sentence.

 

[OhGoy]

l i t e r a l s h i t p o s t i n g

 

[cypocryphy]

Ah, the old "poop in the envelope" trick. Always gets 'em.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

In my day, we used to leave the shit in a flaming bag on the front porch and then ring the doorbell.

He probably could have saved himself some grief and just sent a text with a shit emoji, but I respect his sticking to the old school tech.