حلال ArmedBlueReploid - How not to interact with Kiwifarms.

[Sanshain]

'More than three exclamation marks; the sure sign of an insane mind.' -Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man.​

ArmedBlueReploid is a Megaman sperg who a few forum members have likened to Conner Bible. A common sight in the DeviantArt Horrors thread, ABR is well known for comically over-reacting to creepy Megaman fanart, posting his own bizarre internal roleplaying segments as Megaman characters, and generally being far more entertaining than the content he intermittently contributes to the thread itself. His personality can be characterized as 'clueless sincerity', bumbling from one topic to another without any obvious malicious intent, but with a terminal inability to censor himself or understand forum etiquette. He also has a tumblr (of course), and is a self-professed 'environmentalist'.

Below are a number of posts that highlight the majority of ABR's more amusing antics on the forum, contained by spoilers for reader convenience.

Spoiler: Choice ABR Posts

From the DeviantArt Horrors Thread (incidentally, this is his first ever post):

HOW DARE HE!!!! I REALLY LIKE MEGAMAN!!!!!!!! THIS GUY DESERVES TO BE SIMULTANEOUSLY GIGA CRUSHED, METAL BLADED, AND TORNADO HELD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!

Dialogue I made up for this pic:
Zero: Now I REALLY don't know what I'm fighting for!!! I'd rather have her die than have her experience this!!
X: We've got to stop this, but being drawn by someone who ENJOYS seeing things like this, we can't do a thing!!!!
General: *speechless*
Colonel: *stabs himself in the head*
Iris: THIS is why I told you to stay away from Repliforce, Zero!!!!
Green Reploid (If that's GBD[Green Biker Dude] I'm gonna go crazy): *laughs under his breath*

My religious orientation is extremely important to this discussion about bad artwork:

My reaction to all these Christian Sonic pics is always the same: JESUS CHRIST!!!!! (Pun intended, I'm between agnostic and atheist, btw.)

I will now explain your beliefs to you, then restate my own:

Way to generalize there, artist. First of all, if you don't believe in God, you don't believe in the Devil. I know because I'm an atheist myself.
Second of all, Japan is very accepting of non-religious people. Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime.

Fuck the trees guys, the ocean is far more valuable:

Found this Landtard who just posts screencaps. As an oceanophile, there is nothing beautiful in this mess of credit-stealing trees (Remember, we get half the oxygen we breathe from the ocean, but does anyone acknowledge that? NO! I'd turn it into a city based solely around the ocean and its superiority to the filthy land-dwelling races who claim to dominate it. I'd flood the entire forest and turn it into an artificial sea. I'd introduce some marine life, make a path to the ocean, and I'd be all set!

More evidence that ABR likes his exclamation marks way too much:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ON THIS SITE (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ

Anyway, some of my suggestions for nicknames:
•Zero Vortex
•Axl Grease
•Flexor Muscles
•any of the names given to the guy from Space Mutiny in MST3K.

ABR finally admits it:

I actually do have Asperger's.

ABR doesn't understand what makes black people black:

I always thought that the darker skin was a suntan or something (since they spend a lot of time around the ocean).

ABR tries to comprehend bad fanfic:

Latias' Journey.
This grimdark fic is crazy beyond all recognition. Pre-Internet badfic The Eye of Argon (link here, commentary here) may have had a bad case of purple prose, but at least when you put it in plain English, it has a coherent plot.
The plot of Latias' Journey is all over the place! Here's my take on the story's plot as I understand so far:
Latias dreams she marries Ash, but then it turns out she's marrying the "Ghost King"–>Team Rocket and psychotic Pokémon that have to be contained in "Prison Balls"–>Latias almost gets gang-raped by a bunch of Spearow–> Wakes up at this tree fortress staffed by Flying & Bug types (they eat the excess bug eggs, BTW ), then it gets attacked and destroyed by a bunch of weaker Pokémon–>Mewtwo teaches Latias that OMG MASTERBALLS ARE TEH DEBIL'S DOOENG!!!!–>
We're supposed to feel sorry for Giovanni–>Final Fantasy Parallels–>Latias and a team of Mary/Marty Sues she assembles go fight Deoxys because he's a Lovecraftian horror all of a sudden–>THE END. This threw in a bunch of stuff from Zorro/Power Rangers/Sonic, and another fic in the same vein. And to top it all off, this fic is longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. This fic has 1,186,409 words in it, LOTR has 525,000, the Harry Potter heptilogy has 1,084,170, the US Constitution has only 4,543, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has 46,333 words, and the Declaration of Independence has a (relatively speaking) microscopic 1137 words.

ABR's time is simply too important to be taken up with little things like reading the forum rules:

Then how about we just make everyone one member, then? I can like anime/Megaman/whatever WITHOUT being weird! The only reason I'm not that great at posting here is because I haven't read the rules!

Most recently, ABR was involved in this choice bit of idiocy, where he attempted to resurrect a months-dead thread in traditional ABR fashion. His profile page further demonstrates his total inability to grasp the nuances of social interaction, with numerous forum members lambasting him for his inane banter and transparent lack of self-awareness.

Oh, did I mention he has a tumblr before? Here it is (archive).

All in all, ArmedBlueReploid's example sets the bar for how not to interact with Kiwifarms. Combining social obliviousness with a lack of ability to contribute effectively to the threads he participates in, ABR perfectly encapsulates the 'sperg stereotype.

 

[Cthulu]

I feels ya but I don't think BAR is halal. I remember @Alan Pardew saying something along those lines. Correct me if I'm wrong Alan.
Edit
Nvm. Clown doll has corrected me. Continue sperging.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm just amazed it took this long for this thread to get made, honestly.

 

[Clown Doll]

I feels ya but I don't think BAR is halal. I remember @Alan Pardew saying something along those lines. Correct me if I'm wrong Alan.

Null moved it here from Talk to Staff so it's legit.

 

[WireSponge]

Don't forget about all of the threads he made that got locked.

(Gives no evidence that this community even exists)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-raccoons-fanbase.11661/

(Generic creepy furry neckbeard)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chazjackal-facesitting-obsessed-lucariofag.11659/

(Pro tip: If it got locked the first time, it won't work the second)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-raccoons-fanbase.11657/
I'd also like to draw attention to the 10/10 OP of the above thread.

" SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS IT WITH THIS CANADIAN ANIMATED SERIES THAT ATTRACTS SO MANY SPERGS?! I want YOU to find the weirdest, wildest, and spergiest things related to this fanbase you can find starting now! "

@ArmedBlueReploid's impressive idiocy has even made it's way to spergatory.

Excerpts from his KF profile

"I hate Archie Comics–Confusing, overrated, OOC, and too fundamentalist. If you disagree, that's fine, but I'm not going to come over to your side."
ARCHIE COMICS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS

"I'm Aspergers, but I'm not a sperg."

And my personal favourite:
"⚛I'm an agnostic atheist. Put this in your signature if you're one too!⚛"

 

[Abethedemon]

This guy is great. I think his username is trying to be a megaman-themed pun on BLUE ARMS, but I think it's too spergy to tell.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Oh man, I've been waiting for this to happen for a while. He's a sperg, but luckily he's a friendly sperg.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Didn't want this to happen, but it's meant to be.

 

[VLAD]

I am interested to hear @ArmedBlueReploid's thoughts on the crisis in Syria.

 

[Surtur]

I hear he wishes he was a member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.

 

[WireSponge]

I hear he wishes he was a member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.

From his profile:
"PC Gaming Master Race=Egotistical Self-Centered Snobs"

@ArmedBlueReploid Lol poorfag if you're jealous of PC owners get a job

 

[David Chuggins]

Aren't all atheists agnostic or what's the difference? (Don't mean to get off topic, I'm just curious about his self title)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

what's so great about Triton anyway

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This guy is great. I think his username is trying to be a megaman-themed pun on BLUE ARMS, but I think it's too spergy to tell.

I think that's what it's supposed to be, yet he fucked up (like he's done so many times by now). Honestly I'm amazed he didn't get this thread sooner. Dude's got plenty of material on him.

Frankly, I think my favorites are in the deviantArt Horrors thread with him constantly posting nothing but Mega Man fetish pics that make me wonder if he actually faps to those. Yet tries desperately to hide that fact by raging about them.

 

[WireSponge]

Frankly, I think my favorites are in the deviantArt Horrors thread with him constantly posting nothing but Mega Man fetish pics that make me wonder if he actually faps to those. Yet tries desperately to hide that fact by raging about them.

I think it's more like a CWC thing, where he's appalled at the defilement of his sacred Mega Man and believes such scandalous lies should be destroyed, lest they besmirch the almighty Mega Man.

 

[Curt Sibling]

"⚛I'm an agnostic atheist. Put this in your signature if you're one too!⚛"

Haha! It's like saying:
"I'm a Waffen SS Rabbi! Put this in your signature if you're one too!"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The Megaman franchise is dead, deal with it

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think it's more like a CWC thing, where he's appalled at the defilement of his sacred Mega Man and believes such scandalous lies should be destroyed, lest they besmirch the almighty Mega Man.

That's likely it. I can't think of it being anything other than that.

 

[Karen Riley]

Honestly this guy doesn't seem like a particularly bad person but when you join up for a website dedicated to making fun of autistic people on the Internet and then proceed to sperg out and tell everyone 'I actually do have aspergers,' then you're just asking for trouble.

 

[Pina Colada]

I think it's more like a CWC thing, where he's appalled at the defilement of his sacred Mega Man and believes such scandalous lies should be destroyed, lest they besmirch the almighty Mega Man.

And at least he's on the brighter side of the spectrum (heh) as to his lighthearted antics, as they're somewhat similar to the old days of OPL.