Army

[Screaming Llama]

I'd like to see him on the obstacle course

The sergeant would have to be a saint to not shoot CWC in the head out of frustration.

The sergeants are trained to keep their composure no matter what a recruit does. And if one sergeant yelling isn't enough, there are usually a few more to help out.

And if they went into combat, he'd be cannon fodder.

According to Cracked, they're not even allowed to yell anymore. They can humiliate you, but must keep the yelling to a minimum. When I read that I thought WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?.

 

[QI 541]

I wouldn't recommend taking everything Cracked says at face value.