Art for Christmas 2022

[Null]

For the first time since the site started I'm going to put a little effort into a Christmas theme. We've always had Halloween but I've never bothered with Christmas. If you want to submit art for a background montage, I'd appreciate it.

Dimensions are 105mm x 148mm, Portrait Orientation
1050x1480px or 2100x21960px, for example.

I messed up the original dimensions and did not specify if the cards would be vertical or horizontal. Since it seems to be more common, we'll go with Vertical / Portrait Orientation.

Christmas Cards are A5 paper folded in half. A5 paper is 8:5 (in). A6 paper is A5 paper folded in half, which oddly measures at 105mm x 148mm.

Paper Sizes

A comprehensive resource listing the international standards for paper sizes, dimensions and formats.

papersizes.io

Therefore, dimensions should be factors of 105mm x 148mm. If you make a new document with Photoshop and use Print > A6 in Portrait Orientation, that will work.

No requirements besides make it Christmas themed and make it relevant to the forum. General kiwi / forumer or on-topic people.



Alternatively,
I want to use the below design I've received in the past, so I will accept A5 as well. This would be 148mm × 210mm and multiples of that in pixels. Since this will be twice as big as other designs, please make sure that your design is worth the space. I will be more forgiving of the smaller ones.

 

[Glass House]

Going to put that GPU to work and crank out some shitty AI art that will never make the cut!

Edit: Spent two hours trying to replace the bottle in Rekeita's butt with a Christmas Tree. Even the AI couldn't figure out what was going on.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Time to break out Photoshop and spend eleventy billion hours making a shit post that nobody but me will find funny.

 

[Cats]

Kentucky Fried Chicken is what Japanese people eat on Christmas.

 

[Dolomite]

This is a great incentive to overcome my art block.

 

[SpaceCow]

Kentucky Fried Chicken is what Japanese people eat on Christmas.

Also, a cake.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I will make art that will praise Christ because Christ is King.

 

[Kookin]

I'm new, but am open to suggestions. I would happily do something related to trannies, an instance of Keffals' misfortunes, or even Darrell Brooks' court antics. I'm just dry on ideas for postcards.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I'm not an artfag and can't draw for shit so I'll just submit my idea for art depicting Keffals as Krampus, hunched over and lugging around a burlap sack full of Kiwigglers (or Kiwi birds if that fits more)

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I'm new, but am open to suggestions. I would happily do something related to trannies, an instance of Keffals' misfortunes, or even Darrell Brooks' court antics. I'm just dry on ideas for postcards.

Could also do something cute with site mascots like the slobbermutt and some little kiwis, those are always nice. Something like Santa Slobbermutt with his little kiwi elves.

 

[WonderWino]

chris chan dressed like santa sitting in a jail cell surrounded by smuggled in white lego bricks scattered around to look like snow

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Keffals receiving Coal from Krampus

 

[Glowie]

Time to boot up Stable Diffusion and contribute to death of Christmas art.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I also can't draw to save my life.
Might do some Christmas themed parody song, changing the words to be about cows. Life is a bit more hectic than it should be right now but I'll try and fit it in.

 

[Dialtone]

I shall draw a thingy

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Keffals receiving Coal from Krampus

This will not be the kind of art you’d hoped it would be,

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Here you go.

 

[keytar]

Possibly dumb question but are they going landscape or portrait?

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Going to put that GPU to work and crank out some shitty AI art that will never make the cut!

same
edit: added version with postcard dimensions, did math wrong

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Here's an example of true Christmas art, fools.



I hope to see you all having fun being artfags.