Dramacow Arthur Racian Chu / arthur_affect - From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter

Why did Chairman Chu's wife flee the coop?

  • Ashley Madison.

    Votes: 105 14.6%
  • Tiny, yellow, unsatisfying in bed.

    Votes: 400 55.6%
  • Chu knew a rapist. Did nothing.

    Votes: 86 12.0%
  • Her child's safety.

    Votes: 149 20.7%
  • #Gamergate

    Votes: 135 18.8%
  • #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

    Votes: 83 11.5%
  • #Listen &/or Believe

    Votes: 34 4.7%

  • Total voters
    719
Chu's obsession with trans issues honestly does seem a bit demented, even for a hardcore SJW. I remember a time where I saw he was arguing with someone I know on twitter, and I checked back at the end of the day to find that he had been arguing about trans rights for 8 hours. That's just not normal even for extremely online individuals.
I think it's because of a glitch in the NPC script.

The Tweetability of a given topic is calculated by multiplying the privilege of all people involved with some other positive coefficients and then casting it to unsigned int. Arthur Chu saw (or concieved of) a troon who was so oppressed, they had negative privilege (probably a queer paraplegic obese trans-latinx enby-womxn plural-dragonkxn of color) and thus a negative Tweetability; this caused an integer overflow, resulting in a Tweetability of well over four billion. This is enough to occupy a social justice warrior for their entire lifetime.

He will be trapped in an endless loop of trans advocacy until he leaves this mortal coil.
 
I think it's because of a glitch in the NPC script.

The Tweetability of a given topic is calculated by multiplying the privilege of all people involved with some other positive coefficients and then casting it to unsigned int. Arthur Chu saw (or concieved of) a troon who was so oppressed, they had negative privilege (probably a queer paraplegic obese trans-latinx enby-womxn plural-dragonkxn of color) and thus a negative Tweetability; this caused an integer overflow, resulting in a Tweetability of well over four billion. This is enough to occupy a social justice warrior for their entire lifetime.

He will be trapped in an endless loop of trans advocacy until he leaves this mortal coil.

So Arthur Chu is the Gandhi of intersectionality measurement? Shouldn't he become a Nazi and declare nuclear war on everyone now?
 
Maybe it's an Asian thing. Ian Chungus also seems to attract ants.

I don't know about that. The vast majority of Asians I have met make a point of bathing and cleaning frequently. If Chu and Cheongus were genetically capable, they'd both be neckbeards
 
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Let's place bets on how my photos of underaged kids' feet they will eventually find on his PC.

"Although the court notes your 24 terabyte collection of pictures of children peeing in public, it is clear that your position as a male feminist and trans rights activist signals your moral impregnability, case dismissed"
 
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Ok, so I can see why on a functional level why would tell a kid, "Oh yeah some men marry other men" "some people are transgender". NOT "some people like being whipped Timmy", like what the fuck. Why would tell a kid about fetishes? What a massive pedo.
 
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Should I teach my kid about bondage and cub porn before or after I let them know Santa Claus isn't real? Regardless, we can all agree that if your kid doesn't understand the intricacies of felching by the time they enter Middle School, you have failed as a parent.
 
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Why don't you take a seat over there, Chu?

Edit: Couldn't this same logic be used to promote actually molesting kids? "They're going to be adults who will want to have sex soon anyway, so they should learn how to do it now!"
 
Fetishes are a pain in the ass and not something you should want to inflict on anybody. Some people can't get off without the fetish, so if the fetish is an obscure one they have a hard time finding a partner. Some fetishes are embarrassing, illegal, or outright deadly (consider the issues involved with hybristophilia, which is sexual attraction to criminals, or erotic asphyxiation, for example). And some are just physically impossible like macrophilia (sexual attraction to giants), meaning that they can limit your sex life to masturbation. For all his trivia knowledge, Chu is a complete idiot.
 
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