Articles on Lolcow Types

[Darwin Watterson]

I came across this page defining what a "Careercow" is. It is well-written, and can give any newcomer a good understanding of the term. However, the page is almost completely orphaned and none of the other cow types have articles. There's still "Artcow," "Cosplaycow," "Dramacow," "Horrorcow," and "Skitzocow." We could also create one for "Halal," though I dunno if that's really a type the same as the others.

I'd start these pages myself, but I'd have no idea how to word them. If somebody else were to do so, I could definitely help out.

 

[Surfacescum]

I also agree this is a good idea and can help newbies and also assist people in classifying what's what (and possibly breaking the wiki down into more navigable portals for those just browsing).

 

[Micheal Scarn]

This would have been very helpful back in my lurker days, so I think this would be a good idea.

 

[Zim]

I was under the impression that a careercow was more about cows who had been a cow so long that it practically is their job such as Cwc.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Mmm, I'd assumed a careercow was a cow with a pretty decent job, but I'm not sure exactly...

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I made an article for "Horrorcow." It doesn't have any examples yet, though I think I did a fairly good job of explaining the term. What does everyone else think?

 

[KFC]

I made an article for "Horrorcow." It doesn't have any examples yet, though I think I did a fairly good job of explaining the term. What does everyone else think?

It's a good start. As for examples, the prime example is good ol' Nick Bate.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Created a box for all the types. It can be found at the bottom of the pages. Also added a section on Nick Bate in the "Horrorcow" page. It's part of a copypasta, admittedly, but it does a way better job of explaining him than I could have.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Also created a page for "Skitzocow." I hope I did a good job of explaining the term, and the two examples I decided to use. I've never been a big follower of Gail, so there may be some discrepancy there, but I'm pretty sure I got most of the info right.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

It's a good start. As for examples, the prime example is good ol' Nick Bate.

James Terry Mitchell Jr could also be a good example of a horrorcow.

 

[LikeicareKF]

dont forget 'i dont like this random youtuber so im going to make a thread about them calling them a lolcow'

 

[CatParty]

dont forget 'i dont like this random youtuber so im going to make a thread about them calling them a lolcow'

this should be plastered on all forums

 

[Darwin Watterson]

The original Halal article was lost due to the issue with the French, so I rewrote it. Wording's different, but the general idea is the same.

 

[Milktheturtle]

This would have been very helpful back in my lurker days, so I think this would be a good idea.

Agreeing with you,writing article about each -Cow definition is great for Lurker and guiding new users into thread that might interest them.Darwin is doing a fine job with it.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Made a page for Loveshy. Still need to add example descriptions.

 

[Cosmos]

These articles are great! They'd definitely be helpful to newcomers. Can't wait to see the entries on Artcows and Cosplaycows.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Added descriptions for the Loveshy examples. Marjan's was copy-pasted from his page 'cause I don't follow him that closely, but I wrote Rodger's and Kent's myself.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Created a page for Cosplaycow. Used Pixyteri as an example, though the description is shit because I don't follow her and don't know much about her.

 

[Null]

Created a page for Cosplaycow. Used Pixyteri as an example, though the description is shit because I don't follow her and don't know much about her.

I've rewritten the introduction since the roots are different than you think.

 

[Hellfire]

I've rewritten the introduction since the roots are different than you think.

It looks like there's a tense issue or an 's' got left off turn here: "and the cosplay board /cgl/ turn up large numbers of mentally unstable women that become infamous"