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ParkourDude91 said:
Dude its Fucked Up to use the lords name in vain
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Kids these days have no respect. You are lucky to have a good mother who does not tolerate that type of behaviour. When I used the Lords name in vain as a kid my Mother would beat me with iron rods and whip me and wash my mouth with Soap until I had respect for @God again.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
My Mom and Bro want me to draw stuff that isn't Military related.
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Whatever you've gotta do to get back on track, man. I'd say you're doing well so far! Also it's great that everything seems to be going alright with you and your family now.

That said, would it be possible for you draw adventures of you and Soap doing things that don't have to do with the military?
 
@ParkourDude91 I hope you get those privilege points soon. I can't wait to see your artwork heading into a New, Dark and Raw direcction as that would be so much more Realistic and realistic is where it's at. Though I must say the skateboarding dog version of yourself was very realistic looking. It just needs more guns.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
OK now i am thinking the following fact, When someone asked me, of I was an animal what animal would I be, and I cannot decide, and that is Pissing me off, because wolves cannot wear body armor, snapback hats, or anything and cant use guns and that means I DONT want to be a wolf at all
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What about a Rhino? Their hide is tough enough to be armor, and they have a weapon built into their skulls.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
OK now i am thinking the following fact, When someone asked me, of I was an animal what animal would I be, and I cannot decide, and that is Pissing me off, because wolves cannot wear body armor, snapback hats, or anything and cant use guns and that means I DONT want to be a wolf at all
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Actually wolves and other dogs can wear body army. IED dogs in Afghanistan are often equipped with specialized ceramic armor when searching for bombs. Dogs are important comrades too!
 
ParkourDude91 said:
OK now i am thinking the following fact, When someone asked me, of I was an animal what animal would I be, and I cannot decide, and that is Pissing me off, because wolves cannot wear body armor, snapback hats, or anything and cant use guns and that means I DONT want to be a wolf at all
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You can be a monkey, like Donkey Kong. He can wear hats and armor and everything because they are human like in shape. But they also look funny and they are strong and cool. They can even wear sunglasses! And monkeys can climb shit super well like, they are Perfect for Parkouring!

My advice is: be a monkey! That's sickness dude!
 
Skateboarding wolves? @ParkourDude91 you rule. Very imaginative. Not many people would come up with that sort of coolness. *gamergirlmelt*
ParkourDude91 said:
OK now i am thinking the following fact, When someone asked me, of I was an animal what animal would I be, and I cannot decide, and that is Pissing me off, because wolves cannot wear body armor, snapback hats, or anything and cant use guns and that means I DONT want to be a wolf at all
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Oh but what about Riley in Call of Duty Ghosts? If a german shepherd dog can use all sorts of cool armor and shit, wolves totally can too
 
Wolf Perks:
-Look cool
-Warm fur
-Faster than humans
-Agile warrior.
-stealthy
-hear and smell everything

Wolf Disadvantages:
-No Affliction Hoodies
-Cant Smoke Weed (???? Need research)
-Cant game except with holding a Wii mote controller in their snout, and that's gay. I have considered this a lot.
-cant skateboard
-cant talk (and also can't rap)

As you can see its not worth it.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
Wolf Perks:
-Look cool
-Warm fur
-Faster than humans
-Agile warrior.
-stealthy
-hear and smell everything

Wolf Disadvantages:
-No Affliction Hoodies
-Cant Smoke Weed (???? Need research)
-Cant game except with holding a Wii mote controller in their snout, and that's gay. I have considered this a lot.
-cant skateboard
-cant talk (and also can't rap)

As you can see its not worth it.
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My cousin got his dog high once, I think you can get a wolf high.
 
Jace -- Could you draw SOAP the wolf with a hoodie doing a DJ set (working a turntable, wearing headphones, etc.) ?? I'd be stoked if you draw that for us.

Loved the harmony in Deagle Planet, by the way.
 
A-Stump said:
Actually wolves and other dogs can wear body army. IED dogs in Afghanistan are often equipped with specialized ceramic armor when searching for bombs. Dogs are important comrades too!
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OK fine maybe there is custo.sizable wolf armor in real life. Maybe they diffuse bombs too. But question do they make affliction hoodies for wolves? NO. Didn't think of that did you. Well I did and that's why I'm the commander
 
Actually, a wolf *could* skateboard. Not in the way humans do, mind you but theres nothing preventing it from getting on it.

Lack of hands would be prohibitibve however
 
Yeah, I have a hoodie I love and I wouldn't want to be any animal that couldn't wear it. It's comfee az fck.
 
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