After consulting the highest orders of Deagle Nation, I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, burned my $1000 tablet, deleted all professional artistic programs along with System 32 and begun my cleansing ritual of bathing in holy water harvested from the tears of Muslim widows and orphans of Al Qaeda POWs for 9 days and 11 hours. I have seen the errors of my ignorant ways. I ask only that Jace forgive me for my corrupted past as I was blinded by the liberal media and lead off the path of patriotism.
I am sorry for thinking myself higher than a full blooded marine who fought for my right to live by the ways of the good old U S of A. While I regret the years I have followed what I believed were the ideals of true art and studied under them I see now how wrong they were. Anatomy, color theory, the horizon line, perspective, emotion, all lies hindering true artistic quality to fit an agenda towards working slave labor for the biased media.
I have quit my job as a concept artist, dropped out of college and moved to a humble Cannabis Farm in Colorado.
I ask that Deagle Nation pray for me as I move to turn over a new leaf. I personally apologize to Jace for my unrightful judgement. I hope that you all can forgive me and please, wish me the best of luck in my future endeavors.